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Old 03-23-2015, 12:10 PM   #1
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i hate the word "hearty"

"i had a hearty breakfast!"

People have such inane fucking ways of describing food.

"It has a bite!" "It has a kick!"

These words have nothing to do with food. Why don't they say something tried and true like, "It tastes like chicken," or simply, "It's sweet/sour/cheesy/______"

"Hearty"

Does this heart have more ventricle meat or atrial meat? Is it more arterial or is it whole heart muscle? Is this pure organic heart or is it processed heart where all the parts have been ground up and thrown together in a confection?

I had a real livery breakfast

I had a real kidney breakfast

I had a real rectal breakfast

I had a real anus breakfast

I had a real penisy breakfast

I had a real ovary breakfast

I had a real vagina breakfast

Actually one of those seems pretty good
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:41 PM   #3
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hearty just means like big and varied to me i look forward to making elaborate hearty breakfasts every weekend and there aint nothin you can do about it to be honest
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:43 PM   #4
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Nigga you gonna be so mad when I call you salty (or sour) over people's choice of words

your behaviour has literally nothing to do with food!

you still salty
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:54 PM   #5
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