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07-06-2008, 12:43 PM
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Lord of Monkeys
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the pocket
Posts: 2,396
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HOW TO: Cut your finger off
So you got 10 fingers.......how ghey. Show how manly you are are at your next gig, and loose one or two. HOW??? you ask. Well, just set up all your cymbals flat and move them in real close and then forget you did it. Works like a charm. Be sure to bring a bandaid so you don't mess up your coated heads.
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07-06-2008, 02:00 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,931
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Wait, are you for real? Are you implying you lost some fingers?
If so, you are the most unlucky man in the world. Floods, robbery, loss of fingers.... :-/ |
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07-06-2008, 02:05 PM
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Bonham isn't good. Period
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Seaweed Farm
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I pray that happened to atleast someone you know
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Digging: Nas - Illmatic |
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07-06-2008, 02:50 PM
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Lord of Monkeys
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the pocket
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You girly men still have all YOUR fingers??
weak....... |
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07-06-2008, 02:57 PM
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Bonham isn't good. Period
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Seaweed Farm
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I needs them!
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Digging: Nas - Illmatic |
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07-06-2008, 06:08 PM
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Lord of Monkeys
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the pocket
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That is what everyone says. They are tiny, only .000265 % of your body mass. Give a little dude....GIVE!!!! |
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07-06-2008, 11:07 PM
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Torso On Wheels
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Ridge...
Posts: 2,598
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lawl. All I have to say is lawl.
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Digging: The Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen |
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08-14-2008, 01:34 PM
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"Denial and Error..."
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,290
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1) buy Ampeg 8x10
2) drop it while loading onto stage 3) lose ring finger 4) ??? 5) profit! |
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08-14-2008, 01:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 13,423
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what is it with drummers and your inability to hold on to all of your fingers?
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08-14-2008, 09:56 PM
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skillin sideways
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 14,073
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i had a jack snap and crush my finger underneath a car a few weeks back broke my hand in like 8 spots and took off my ring finger and sliced up my middle one rly good.
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08-14-2008, 09:57 PM
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Schnitzel'd
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Wollongong
Posts: 22,084
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Now you can't get married!
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Digging: Sarah Blasko - As Day Follows Night |
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08-15-2008, 02:16 AM
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Torso On Wheels
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Ridge...
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Digging: The Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen |
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08-15-2008, 02:44 PM
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skillin sideways
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 14,073
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50 thousand dollars later =/ |
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08-15-2008, 03:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 1,345
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lol american health care
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08-16-2008, 06:39 AM
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got b& again...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,837
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The Idea Of Paying For Emergency Surgery Amuses Me...
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