I've just experienced the most socially awkward situation ever.

DemonicRubberDucky · 05-09-2008, 07:59 PM

So, i wanted to go to a movie, but i didn't have the cash. I ended up hanging out with some people i didn't know too well, so i started taking notes on the **** they were doing for some psychology class stuff. Eventually, they caught me, and i was pretty fried, so i was generally like, "yeh, i'm taking down the **** you're doing, and i don't know you."

Explain awkward moments in which you were the instigator.

big80smullet · 05-09-2008, 08:02 PM

lol im not an awkward person who gets fried and awkward around people he doesnt know so yeah i cant relate

Grand Admiral Exodus · 05-09-2008, 08:06 PM

im gonna masturbate and save the world by donating my sperm to disseminate my genius to future generations and my offspring will cure cancer and end poverty period

DanD · 05-09-2008, 08:08 PM

one time I was at a house party and really drunk, and I needed to pee but someone had poo'd in the toilet but didn't flush, and in my drunken conscious I thought it would be a bad idea to flush the soggy turd because the aroma would spread everywhere. At this point I deducted that it would be a much better idea to just pee in the sink.

So I turn the faucet on and let the water run to help carry my yellow gold down the drain. Standing on my knees on the edge of the sink I unzipped and started to let loose.

It was long after I had begun that the door had burst open and a group of people stood there appalled. Not realizing that the keg was being stored in the bathtub full of ice, I slowly lowered myself from the sink and holstered myself. Everyone just stood in silence. I began the slow shameful walk out the house. At some point someone had alerted the owner of the house and as I was leaving she began shouting obscenities at me, though still slightly confused as to what had happened. No one from that group ever called me to hang out again.

idk first thing that came to my mind

Special Brew · 05-09-2008, 08:10 PM

You shouldn't have been taken notes on them without their permission, tbh. You fuggin' cree!p

adb · 05-09-2008, 08:10 PM

I met a girl I talked to all of last summer on myspace on the first day of fall quarter.
It was her first day and my second year. Pure awkward, the bitch was so damn quiet, and I'm not exactly good at creating conversations. I rarely have spoken to her since, and still have yet to see her on campus.

Agr1m · 05-09-2008, 08:14 PM

When I was 12 I walked in on my grandmother getting out of the shower.

DanD · 05-09-2008, 08:45 PM

Another time I was at a party, actually playing in a band there, anyway I got totally wasted. At one point during the night I had to take a shit, and I did just that. Now even when I'm sober I'm very paranoid about my odor after defecating, and so the fact that I had drunk myself stupid did not help this feeling. I had somehow gotten the impression that I had got shit on my jeans.

Somewhat freaking out, in fear that I know reeked like butt cake, I somehow had coerced one of the girls that lived there to let me take a shower. Obviously looking back this does not really make sense seeing as I believed that the shit was one my pants, but nonetheless.

The awkward part was standing there alone in the bathroom with the girl, who I had met for the first time that night and who is extremely attractive, as she prepped the shower so that I could clean the poo poo off of myself like a toddler.

Now to be fair, the next morning when I was sober, there were brown stains on one of the legs of my jeans. It didn't really smell like shit streaks, but I have no idea what else it would have been.

To this day I am still not sure if I had actually shit myself at a party at the age of 17.

~~Isaac Butt~~ · 05-09-2008, 08:48 PM

DanD if these are true you have a sad life

adb · 05-09-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanD

The awkward part was standing there alone in the bathroom with the girl, who I had met for the first time that night and who is extremely attractive, as she prepped the shower so that I could clean the poo poo off of myself like a toddler.

this wins the thread

Special Brew · 05-09-2008, 08:50 PM

dan you made me lol twice in one thread

DanD · 05-09-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isaac Butt

DanD if these are true you have a sad life

I'm just not very good at going to the restroom while inebriated, I guess.

~~Isaac Butt~~ · 05-09-2008, 08:58 PM

peeing drunk is pretty great, you're just like "I don't give a fuck if this splashes everywhere"

"not my house, motherfucker"

Special Brew · 05-09-2008, 08:59 PM

isaac butt i like your posts lol

~~Isaac Butt~~ · 05-09-2008, 09:00 PM

brew it up

Grand Admiral Exodus · 05-09-2008, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isaac Butt

peeing drunk is pretty great, you're just like "I don't give a fuck if this splashes everywhere"

"not my house, motherfucker"

yeah i peed on the lawn one time and i didnt even hold my dik cuz thats how much i didnt care

and i also swivled my hips

dei · 05-09-2008, 09:48 PM

I told my classmates at retreat that I almost killed myself for some bullshit reason.

It was a lie.

And I should mention that the person who spoke to the class before me told a really heartbreaking story about the day his grandmother died and how he was too proud to apologise for being a little ****.

So it was like going from a really sad story about a death and not being able to make up and leave on good terms to a LiveJournal entry reading.

Walrus James · 05-09-2008, 10:56 PM

being embarrassed sucks really bad it's probably my least favorite feeling evar

adb · 05-09-2008, 11:17 PM

Just remembered, the other day I was at a show, and during the last song of the bands set, I was headbanging so hard I got the most extreme case of dizziness comprehendable, and stumbled, then collapsed into the pit. Luckily there was only one guy in there, so I didn't get that ****ed up. that was embarassing as hell.

But its not the worst feeling ever, that would be catching your zipper on your johnson. I did it once a couple years ago and felt like I got shot.

Walrus James · 05-10-2008, 12:04 AM

you should be embarrassed just for headbanging

05-09-2008, 07:59 PM	#1
DemonicRubberDucky I like to make waffles. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Here. Posts: 3,454	I've just experienced the most socially awkward situation ever. So, i wanted to go to a movie, but i didn't have the cash. I ended up hanging out with some people i didn't know too well, so i started taking notes on the ** they were doing for some psychology class stuff. Eventually, they caught me, and i was pretty fried, so i was generally like, "yeh, i'm taking down the ** you're doing, and i don't know you." Explain awkward moments in which you were the instigator.

05-09-2008, 09:48 PM	#17
dei Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,944	I told my classmates at retreat that I almost killed myself for some bullshit reason. It was a lie. And I should mention that the person who spoke to the class before me told a really heartbreaking story about the day his grandmother died and how he was too proud to apologise for being a little ***. So it was like going from a really sad story about a death and not being able to make up and leave on good terms to a LiveJournal entry reading. Last edited by dei; 05-09-2008 at 09:51 PM.*

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05-09-2008, 08:02 PM	#2
big80smullet Saving Babies From Dingos Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Smokin Blunts and Stretchin Cunts Posts: 19,288	lol im not an awkward person who gets fried and awkward around people he doesnt know so yeah i cant relate

05-09-2008, 08:06 PM	#3
Grand Admiral Exodus A Spoonful Supreme Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18	im gonna masturbate and save the world by donating my sperm to disseminate my genius to future generations and my offspring will cure cancer and end poverty period

05-09-2008, 08:08 PM	#4
DanD (o\\) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SMILE TASTE KITTENS! Posts: 11,110	one time I was at a house party and really drunk, and I needed to pee but someone had poo'd in the toilet but didn't flush, and in my drunken conscious I thought it would be a bad idea to flush the soggy turd because the aroma would spread everywhere. At this point I deducted that it would be a much better idea to just pee in the sink. So I turn the faucet on and let the water run to help carry my yellow gold down the drain. Standing on my knees on the edge of the sink I unzipped and started to let loose. It was long after I had begun that the door had burst open and a group of people stood there appalled. Not realizing that the keg was being stored in the bathtub full of ice, I slowly lowered myself from the sink and holstered myself. Everyone just stood in silence. I began the slow shameful walk out the house. At some point someone had alerted the owner of the house and as I was leaving she began shouting obscenities at me, though still slightly confused as to what had happened. No one from that group ever called me to hang out again. idk first thing that came to my mind

05-09-2008, 08:10 PM	#5
Special Brew does not hate fun Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,012	You shouldn't have been taken notes on them without their permission, tbh. You fuggin' cree!p

05-09-2008, 08:10 PM	#6
adb exceptionally aggressive Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: super mild Posts: 32,374	I met a girl I talked to all of last summer on myspace on the first day of fall quarter. It was her first day and my second year. Pure awkward, the bitch was so damn quiet, and I'm not exactly good at creating conversations. I rarely have spoken to her since, and still have yet to see her on campus.

05-09-2008, 08:14 PM	#7
Agr1m Doublewood Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Modern Drunkard Posts: 1,866	When I was 12 I walked in on my grandmother getting out of the shower.

05-09-2008, 08:45 PM	#8
DanD (o\\) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SMILE TASTE KITTENS! Posts: 11,110	Another time I was at a party, actually playing in a band there, anyway I got totally wasted. At one point during the night I had to take a shit, and I did just that. Now even when I'm sober I'm very paranoid about my odor after defecating, and so the fact that I had drunk myself stupid did not help this feeling. I had somehow gotten the impression that I had got shit on my jeans. Somewhat freaking out, in fear that I know reeked like butt cake, I somehow had coerced one of the girls that lived there to let me take a shower. Obviously looking back this does not really make sense seeing as I believed that the shit was one my pants, but nonetheless. The awkward part was standing there alone in the bathroom with the girl, who I had met for the first time that night and who is extremely attractive, as she prepped the shower so that I could clean the poo poo off of myself like a toddler. Now to be fair, the next morning when I was sober, there were brown stains on one of the legs of my jeans. It didn't really smell like shit streaks, but I have no idea what else it would have been. To this day I am still not sure if I had actually shit myself at a party at the age of 17.

05-09-2008, 08:48 PM	#9
~~Isaac Butt~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 222	DanD if these are true you have a sad life

05-09-2008, 08:50 PM	#11
Special Brew does not hate fun Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,012	dan you made me lol twice in one thread

05-09-2008, 08:58 PM	#13
~~Isaac Butt~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 222	peeing drunk is pretty great, you're just like "I don't give a fuck if this splashes everywhere" "not my house, motherfucker"

05-09-2008, 08:59 PM	#14
Special Brew does not hate fun Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,012	isaac butt i like your posts lol

05-09-2008, 09:00 PM	#15
~~Isaac Butt~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 222	brew it up

05-09-2008, 10:56 PM	#18
Walrus James horpscotch Join Date: May 2006 Location: horseshoeing Posts: 1,317	being embarrassed sucks really bad it's probably my least favorite feeling evar

05-09-2008, 11:17 PM	#19
adb exceptionally aggressive Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: super mild Posts: 32,374	Just remembered, the other day I was at a show, and during the last song of the bands set, I was headbanging so hard I got the most extreme case of dizziness comprehendable, and stumbled, then collapsed into the pit. Luckily there was only one guy in there, so I didn't get that ****ed up. that was embarassing as hell. But its not the worst feeling ever, that would be catching your zipper on your johnson. I did it once a couple years ago and felt like I got shot.

05-10-2008, 12:04 AM	#20
Walrus James horpscotch Join Date: May 2006 Location: horseshoeing Posts: 1,317	you should be embarrassed just for headbanging