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Old 04-19-2016, 02:37 PM   #9181
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given i've dropped a dress size since doing this completely invalidates you.
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Old 04-19-2016, 02:49 PM   #9182
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Yeah, but I'd rather you just drop your pants and bend over.
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Old 04-19-2016, 02:54 PM   #9183
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someone ban him
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Old 04-19-2016, 03:16 PM   #9184
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Oh gosh, I wish you wouldn't say that.

I was just making a pun after all. You said something about dropping your dress off and I couldn't help imagine you slipping into something more cozy, while I pull out my 7" Luther Vandross and put it on the record player, light a candle, and open a bottle of non-alcoholic wine (I haven't a drink of alcohol in over two years).

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Old 04-19-2016, 04:44 PM   #9185
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Flush I bench 500 and I'm gonna fucking snap you in half
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Old 04-19-2016, 07:40 PM   #9186
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Whatever you say Garth Brooks. If you think your man enough to cook my goose, to strip my gizzard, to bamboozle my trunk, to zip my pants, and to tear me a new one, you go right ahead
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Old 04-19-2016, 07:53 PM   #9187
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try saying whatever the fuck you just thought was worth saying when you're screaming for mercy in the Crippler Crossface
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Old 04-19-2016, 08:11 PM   #9188
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I would crush your face between my powerful buttocks. Then I would dump your unconscious wasted body on your mother's front lawn.
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Old 04-20-2016, 06:05 AM   #9189
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Old 04-21-2016, 12:21 AM   #9190
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Chuck, now you're doing it too? I expected more from you.
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Old 04-25-2016, 06:54 AM   #9191
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pulled all sorts of muscles after softball on saturday.
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Old 04-25-2016, 07:04 AM   #9192
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my energy levels are low as hell right now but still managed a 2 hr lifting session saturday followed by a 2 hr hike

slept for 10 hrs after though

my softball doesnt start for 4 weeks
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Old 04-25-2016, 07:54 AM   #9193
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awesome dude. last time i did weights i was absolutely ravenous for about 3 days afterwards. not sure what that's about.
my sleep has been atrocious recently, hoping to repair it this week.

post pics of your batting stance!
we get our kits next week, can't wait to see them.
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Old 05-25-2016, 12:41 PM   #9194
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all these lifter girls looking nice from all angles doing their thing till they turn around and look at you and you realize they have a broader and stronger jawline than arnie
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Old 05-27-2016, 05:53 AM   #9195
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Haven't been able to do cardio for like two months. Fuckin knee injury
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Old Today, 05:29 AM   #9196
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I had a running injury in my right thigh a while ago that prevented me from running for almost a month. Reckon years of doing nothing but sitting on me arse have left me with muscle lenght imbalances that predispose to injury.

Sitting apparently tightens the hams and hip abductors and weakens the glutes, this causes anterior pelvic tilt which might result in overall bad posture and retarded appearance. It also makes your bulge seem smaller.

Some physiotherapists think it's a good idea to do lunges across the office every half hour for metabolic and mobility reasons

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Old Today, 05:35 AM   #9197
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Bought one of those gps clocks that have an accelerometer and hr monitoring in order to track activity, sleep patterns and such. The software is a bit sketchy but the data seems pretty accurate. I'm trying to match screen time with physical activity but no success so far.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/apps/g/page/national/the-health-hazards-of-sitting/750/
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Old Today, 06:04 AM   #9198
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down about 15lbs on this cut now, leanest ive been since i was into running years ago (was about 25 lbs of lean mass lighter then tho)
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Old Today, 08:11 AM   #9199
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benched 135 for the first time yesterday am I cool yet
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Old Today, 10:36 AM   #9200
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So I'm 6'2 - 6'3, I weight about 170 pounds, and I'm in relatively decent shape although I want something I can do that can help me tone my stomach so that it's not just there and so it has actual definition. Any help?
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