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Old 07-13-2017, 05:21 PM   #1
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Texas gets medieval

http://www.easttexasmatters.com/news/local-news/new-law-will-allow-open-carry-of-knives-swords-in-texas/764329914

We'll be able to carry swords starting in September.

Come one, come all, bring ye'er lute! Bring ye'er chain armor to the Texas Renaissance Festival, held everywhere in the state, every day forever! All ye lads and lasses, come have a roast pig on the spit, visit the town square and throw rotten vegetation at town crooks, maybe we can even get some fresh faggots and burn some witches!

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Maybe appeal more to the Ninjas than Renaissance fans??
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Hey fuckwit, how dare you appropriate Asian culture? The Asians are a noble, exalted people. Far be it for us savage white saltines to use their culture in such self-serving ways. After all we are just barbaric savages, who produced Beethoven, indoor plumbing, the VCR, oh and about every other thing of value to civilization in the history of ever.
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You see, the Asians like the Chinese are an exalted and noble people. They eat dogs, they kill elephants to harvest their ivory, they harvest the organs of religious dissidents, harness slave labor and they throw their unwanted babies in the river. Yes, far be it for us savage whites to mimic that remarkable culture.
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