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Old 08-14-2017, 06:35 PM   #76141
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The real question is how are we going to help Kim with his weight? We have multiple programs, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Atkins, even support groups like Overeaters Anonymous, and of course surgical interventions like the gastric bypass.

But which one? I for one don't hold out much hope for this proposition. I don't think Kim will overcome his issues with weight, and this must certainly lead to either the nuclear termination of America or the complete desolation of North Korea. May God have mercy on our souls.
He'd probably be best off doing some time in his army ... I'd imagine they'd have some fitness and weight standards that he'd have to satisfy. He could use it as a propaganda plug to show he is fit, strong, healthy (much like Putin uses his shirtless and judo shoots in Russia).
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Old 08-15-2017, 02:50 AM   #76142
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We should send him a copy of Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' to the Oldies".

Kim: What is this American shit! It is brilliant! How wrong I was! America is the greatest nation on earth! Thank you Richard Simmons for opening my eyes to the truth!
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Old 08-15-2017, 05:17 PM   #76143
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Trying to reason with conservatives on why we need a social safety net:

You can't just tell somebody to go out and work hard and they'll make it. Some people cannot, either temporarily or permanently, make a living to a level in which they can subsist. An optimized system recognizes this spectrum of abilities, from those who can be rehabilitated in full, or to a degree, or not at all, and responds accordingly.

Telling someone who is physically, mentally, developmentally, or emotionally handicapped to just go out and work and stop taking other people's money is not a solution.

How do you tell someone to pick themselves up by their bootstraps who is a double amputee, has no feet, and no shoes by which straps they have to pick themselves up?

This is like telling someone with no legs, "Go out and run the race."

"But I have no legs, sir."

"Well that's a poor excuse! Have you ever tried?"

"No sir, I have no legs. I tried telling..."

"Bullhonkey! That's just a defeatist attitude! You wimp, you're going to give up without even giving it a try?"

"Good Lord, man, I have no legs. I've been trying to tell you.."

"Excuses, excuses. Take a walk, loser."

"I have no legs!"

"Oh, right. Well fuck you any way. Thank you Rush Limbaugh! "
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Old 08-15-2017, 08:36 PM   #76144
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a family friend of mine has muscular dystrophy and can't move her legs at all and has trouble moving her arms but she has an office job.

So how do I "tell someone to pick themselves up by their bootstraps who is a double amputee, has no feet, and no shoes by which straps they have to pick themselves up?"

The same way I tell someone who functionally has no legs and has limited movement of her arms to pick herself up.
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Old 08-16-2017, 04:37 PM   #76145
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Old 08-22-2017, 10:05 PM   #76146
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I hear Tiffany Trump is about to start school at Georgetown Law School. I think I will apply to Georgetown for Fall 2018 and try to get some classes with her, then ask her to convince her dad to let me work for his administration. If that doesn't work I'll probably kill myself. Goodbye cruel world.
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Old 09-12-2017, 10:37 AM   #76147
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Old 09-17-2017, 11:46 AM   #76148
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I heard there was a terrorist attack in London the other day. That's horrible. Almost as bad as that recent Trump tweet with a gif of him hitting a golf ball and it ends up hitting Hillary Clinton. I mean, the nerve! A sitting president of the United States to be so lacking in tact and just the misogyny with the tweeting of this gif. I mean there is violence against women constantly in this male centered society. Offices have A/Cs turned too low, the gender wage gap, seriously why does a secretary not make as much as a man who climbs cell phone towers, the deadliest job in America, and now we have gifs to worry about. America, you must look in the mirror and recognise your misogynistic ways.
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Old 09-17-2017, 11:51 AM   #76149
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And he called the terrorist attacker a 'loser'! How could he possibly know that? For all we know, this terrorist might have been a very fine man. In fact he may have recently only become disgruntled, after many years of being gruntled, but then suddenly he became disgruntled. Which clearly is the fault of the racist society. What does this teach our children, that it is okay to call other people we don't like losers? If only we had had the foresight to elect Hillary Clinton who would love the terrorists and welcome them into our country. The love of humanity would infect their terrorist hearts and all evil in the world could come to an end.
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Old 09-22-2017, 04:36 PM   #76150
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There were losers on both sides. I think there's blame on both sides. I don't have any doubt about it and you don't have any doubt it either. And if you commented on it accurately, you would say it. In light of the advent of Brexit, if you look at what's going on there, you have some pretty bad dudes on the other side also. And, essentially, that's what I said. Now, because of what's happening since then with Brexit... a lot of people are saying 'Gee, Titan might have a point.
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Old 09-23-2017, 08:20 AM   #76151
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Maybe to a schizophrenic.
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Old 09-23-2017, 07:15 PM   #76152
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Did you just say trump is schizophrenic? Come to the light?
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Old 09-23-2017, 07:49 PM   #76153
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Bravo, titanslayer. You must have worked really hard on that. I hope you didn't waste any IQ points thinking of how to trap me in my remarks. Whenever you said that, my response was going to be, no, I was saying your views are schizophrenic. Trump's I understand quite nicely.
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:07 PM   #76154
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"Whenever you said that, my response was going to be, no,"

Do you not know how English works or what? This is almost as coherent as the Trump quote on Charlesville.
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Old 09-24-2017, 11:59 PM   #76155
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Whatever Titslicker. Either you just enjoy playing stupid whenever someone says something you can't contradict, or you have a serious neurological issue. In any case, it's not my problem and something you just have to live with.
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