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Old 11-11-2004, 09:36 AM   #1
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So I was driving over all these nails the other day and I said, "Man! I wish I had a tire aid right now!"

ROFL!!!!
 
Old 11-11-2004, 10:24 AM   #2
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Well all you'd is a tire you already have aids!
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Old 11-11-2004, 04:03 PM   #3
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Sorry, that sentence does not compute. Bad command or file name. Abort, Retry, Fail?
 
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Shit.
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Old 11-11-2004, 05:05 PM   #5
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C:/****

Bad command or file name
 
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:30 PM   #7
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ms-dos blows
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Old 11-11-2004, 07:17 PM   #8
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... so the clothes police entered the illegal department store and said, 'this is a tie raid'...

chortle.
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Old 11-11-2004, 07:36 PM   #9
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I think not.
 
Old 11-11-2004, 10:13 PM   #10
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I can't remember how to think anymore...
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Old 11-11-2004, 10:27 PM   #11
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im just computer illiterate, the best i can do is write in the html ive seen, which isnt html at all... :slantedmouthface:
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Old 11-12-2004, 01:47 PM   #13
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Old 11-12-2004, 02:11 PM   #14
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I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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Old 11-12-2004, 05:47 PM   #15
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I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
Or you can stop being a fool and search "mung rodeo arabian goggles" into google and click on your first link for an archive of crap like that.
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Old 11-12-2004, 06:08 PM   #16
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I was right...gay
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Old 11-13-2004, 08:06 AM   #17
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I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
i laughed.
that makes me bi, i think.
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Old 11-13-2004, 01:15 PM   #18
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makes you bi? whys that?

the joke was pretty good, i just wouldnt tell it around any rednecks
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Old 11-13-2004, 01:22 PM   #19
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Speaking of rednecks...

They talk funny.
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Old 11-13-2004, 03:13 PM   #20
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speaking of funnies...

they talk redneck.




it makes more sense your way.
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