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Old 09-14-2010, 11:03 PM   #61
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I expel slick quick rhymes faster than you can spit shine the shit grime off your face that I leave behind
When I'm through
You know how I do
Sit back and let the wit of my tongue lash out and rape you
I'm not fuckin around
Posers get slaughtered
I'm pullin out my Mossberg and you're my next target
Assassination
Boy you know that I be spittin on this rhythm like I'm jizzin/lyrical masturbation
And I'm slayin beats
You don't wanna fuck around and give me cheek
Cause I am one of the elite
You don't understand I roll with a different game
Blunt
With my words cause I'm sure that if you observe you will lose your nerve
And run in panic
Cause you know my flow is colder than the fuckin iceberg that sank the Titanic
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Old 09-16-2010, 12:16 AM   #62
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i got cash, i got dollas, i got mo money
bills rolled up in my sock, thats my dro money
girlies all slobbin tha cock, so i keep ho money
n u aint got none of that, cuz you got no money
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Old 09-25-2010, 01:13 PM   #63
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Spit sewage
the new age cruel bitch
I pit fools in a ditch of stool bitch
I got wool stitches
turning me into human sheep
the cumin reaps your throat of cupids sleep
I’m duped and beat
stooped low and hit hos in a fluid street
I could drop another metaphor
but my bet is raw
I cut throats with a strapped paw
I’ve slept and sawed
throats open
I live on the streets of projects and I’m copin
with messes and stresses I’m hopin
for someone to open a new pathway to hope and
I sell a dope brand
of cocaine to a broke man
you’re a joke man
I was writin rhymes before you even sold coke man
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:42 PM   #64
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I swing vines like I’m tarzan
Hit rappers with grape vines cuz im the fuckin man
5 Star dishes, thirty white fishes
Dinnin with bitches, then thirty good swishes
B-Ballin all day, imma the king techa sway
King Midas Ferrari, stacked in a single day
You know I got it, flow hot as molten lava
Killin em off, then burnin all the survivors
I’m still liver than the best, no wires in my chest
Hot liars get burned, then its on to the next
I know life is beef, so I got some steak
And then for desert, a big fat birthday cake
I don’t give a damn, hungry like a wolf
Chain walkin in the rain like im thirsty for a cold
Yeah, I got skins on me like a chinchilla
Polar Bear chain make my whole chin chiller
Chill Chin be my codename around these parts
The names code for how I cut off the head of mark
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:55 PM   #65
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I spit another verse in a whole nother style
Box cutter make your tatter tots run wild
Wow, you ain’t seen someone like this
Flow writer, no biter, lyrics so crisp
This, is really how I flip a fuckin rap
Pucker lips, done and then, run a hundred laps
Mr. maxmillion got a style like this, and that
I don’t like to deal with your bullcrap
I’m the man of the town, ya wanna go down
Yall make-up, so yall stupid girls AND clowns
Bound, by your lack of ability
I got capabilities that make your city feel hostility
Really be, on that level
Got to be debt dude, cuz you embezzle
Me? I’m real, no cosmetics
But I make the cosmos flip if you get the anesthetic
Now, how you really gone do that
When I done murdered the game with one clap
Jack be nimble, jack be quick
He avoid the candle stick, but he still got hit
By me, the rad MC with the heat
Beat him to defeat with my feet wearin kleats

another i wrote right quick
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:44 PM   #66
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i do this shit for Fountain Colorado
and all the mxed races here with the negros and the vatos
i live in the modern life but i aint rocko
i pack a glock in my sock though
cuz i may have to kill juggalos and el diablos
but overall i love livin here
some may be hard headed faggots but we generally accept queers
and you don't ealy have to live in fear
of gang-violence
for the most part its a community covered in silence
and if you wana be a bitch tyrant
me and my crew will elave you snitches silent
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:00 PM   #67
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Imagine
if I was a comic book character with a passion
for whuppin’ ass in
a massive abduction
I ducked in
a trench so I didn’t get sucked in
the duck’s cluckin’
and bumpin’ a nigga who got sumthin’ sumthin’
bouncin’ around town with the powers of super-jumpin’
im on a reconnaissance mission
for a renaissance vision
im bending clock engines
to discover the power of time-meshin’
im like the green lantern and the flash
cuz when i head to Saturn im hittin’ the hash with a flow that’s superfast
ive got the powers of loki and mandarin
zap the scanner in
so I can find the path to the dragons den
and I know nuthin im saying makes sense
but im letting loose this noose cuz my neck is so tense
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:18 PM   #68
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my silent rhyme structure makes all the mimes wonder
how I keep kickin it, burnin, to get mine plunder
while yall, rhyme fumbles like dimes from brian gumble
We bubble like water from the gumbo of my bundle
Always been a tip top, no slop, slim shape rapper
With the great AK made from the metal of cookie batter
Rather, I keep my head off like the horseman
Saber tooth, mic check to three for the foreskin
Ha, jump the ridahs, like ra da da da da da
Shakin like maracas, fans of baracka, like ha ha ha
I got Asians awakened and awaiten for my come out
We acking for the bacon I delivery to the mouth
Yo check it, we on a whole nother level
Step high, pedestal on a whole nother peddle
Razor sharp machete made from a whole nother metal
Rappers want that candy like they Hansel and Gretel
Fail on the mission so I wash em off like handsoup
Nose full of that weak stuff, call it diet bland coke
Got my hammers smashin call me Judge Rambo
Jumpin through the trees im like tarzan in cammo
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Old 10-10-2010, 01:05 PM   #69
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BE aware oooooo yo dis yall boy aka powerhouse everynight's a full moon im walking down to kauhns. be aware an watch out tonite is da nite warewolf is out. da meanest of all hungry for da peeps. be aware no matter where you go he will find chase you down. no matter where you are he will always go hard .

cuz he is no joke he will choke u up his eyes is gray but im not afraid. ima be aware cuz you dont fear me at all. ima make da call ooooooo. tonite is my nite cuz im ready for da fight. warewolf be aware cuz im your deepest fear.
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Old 10-10-2010, 03:51 PM   #70
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those are copy/past'd from the facebook status of a mentally handicapped person so you better not laugh
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Old 10-10-2010, 04:10 PM   #71
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i lawled hard. sht iz srs bznz
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Old 10-11-2010, 12:59 PM   #72
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smelling hellish odors
floating over my shoulders
old school poster roasting massive doja
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Old 10-16-2010, 10:53 PM   #73
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I May be only 16 but I’m still better than whoever you claim to be
Radio thinks you’re hot but you’re still 15 minutes of fame to me
And everybody else thinks you’re 15 minutes of shame to g’s
They call this battle rap but I call this added crap
Cuz everyone here who thinks they’re getting a deal is a sap
And I got 5 boys whose flows are Jurassic
Travel back in time and have your dad’s nads kicked
That way you couldn’t be born
From your father cumming in your mom while hes really looking at porn

me and my friends had a battle rap today and this is a verse i thought of on the spot
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Old 10-19-2010, 09:22 PM   #74
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funniest shit ever!!

check out this song/video me nd my boy made "fat girl party"!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/OTGadmin#p/a/u/0/53GwQNjtFPU
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:52 AM   #75
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:51 AM   #76
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ambidextrous flow
check this, yo
bout to jump in and go
off on you caterpillar, call me tiago splitter
cuz i got a spoon logo on my black jersey
so when i say no, it's no mercy, hershey
yeah, kiss of hershey, kiss of death
gettin' unearthly as my eyes turn red
robotic attitude with tech-street cred
i'm talkin' to you, like i said
you caterpillar, unleash your inner killer
instinct, it's distinct, the way i think
about how hope is gone
love is lost, but hate carries on
one day i hope, we stop the hate
find the love with will.i.ain't
nah, i'm not will smith from west philly
i live on 28th and allegheny
but i am a fresh prince
yeah, i lather and rinse
can't beat me
when i spit
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:46 PM   #77
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we get paper stupid, wires with major fuses
you got hit with shots, but nones from cupid
My boys got the metal alloy, the shooting toy
gonna go through the loops of shoes and hit ya boy
Rippin raps like through kickin paper bags
Split this, quick flip, briskness with the mags
I'm afrocentric asian with the flames ingagin'
Like it's the Dragonball Z MC, flows is courgeous
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:14 AM   #78
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yeah, i'm from that place where you deal wit 'em ho hoes
tryna dodge a them hobo's bouncing on my pogo
and i'm goin' loco, bastardly flow, yo it's diabolical
how i'm always half a mile behind
it's like i'm clicking rewind
goin' back in time
to when i was a dinosaur
my rap was a straight roar
but i evolved and ascended
now i'm omnipresent
call me godd wit 2 d's
cuz double d's are aways better
now that i'm a deity
i don't need no more cheddar
i ain't rich, i'm immortal
i can put my bitch in a portal
use her and abuse her
then make her leave
before she go to sleep
i might be considered narcissistic
but i'm older than my boy regis
so bastard, forgive me
my brain is empty
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:30 PM   #79
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Let me know what you think.

Dreams that seam to be regressions
Taking me to lands that need more discretion
Need I say more, I got problems it’s a fact
No more than some staring in the mirror
In fact I know its horror, bloody minute hands
Crying hour arms, the seconds are a mixture
Now I’m looking at the seconds, like change your measure
My pleasure to be, or not to be
Still trying to answer the question, is it just me
Or is it that we are lost, in between worship and money
Still lost inside my heart, call it torn
And now I’m in line taking hell in the pill form
They numb me from my minds Intel
Allegiance set in stone head to toe I’m a problem
Caused by my racial imperfection
I used to know myself to the t, perfection
Now I’m In bed like what is life and direction[/left][/center]

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Old 11-01-2010, 06:02 PM   #80
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Another one

I tried to rap about something happy
Next thing I know Im stand in over daddy
Asking why the fuck he left me and mommy
4 years old no family just a broken home and a divorce
daddy treated mom like Beyonc
till he found out she pregnant with m
now he out wit another bitch, no roll model
twisted as I grew up, grades were less than normal
momma left crying, an Im leaving bullies bloody
no where to go I say fuck life Im flying
so I start to drink poison you know
the shit you find in a 1 litter bottle
now Im like a trigger fuck of Jger
Im digging ditches cause I cant decide where I wanna die
ready to pull the heat, so I can fly, cant afford to eat
i aint no wise guy not a shirt & tie kind of guy
more like an evilkanevil with Microphone blown sky high
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:12 PM   #81
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good raps
i wrote this in mf doom style
Got raw copies
Lick an autopsy
You better off raw knocking rather than saw clocking
Left the room hit
Mens deaf boom lit
Lense got new shit
I’ve got one up in the chamber
Dead baby body hangin’ in the manger
Babysitter left in the house with a stranger
You got “hero trouble” like “ranger danger”
I make hot bangers
Shit gets the roof on fire
Why’d he put an aloof man for hire
As a dialed-up firefighter with a jack on a tire wire
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:08 PM   #82
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swag on my dick cuz im mitch haverty
bitches on my dick cuz im so fratty

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Old 11-01-2010, 10:26 PM   #83
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Every rap punchline more cheesier than cheetos
Call me a sales man, more c-notes than kilos
Lambergini repo'd, no longer fancy - Ne-Yo
Had to go underground, creep through the deep throat
Of the ghetto, colder than Lady Gaga Stillettos
Eject them bitches out its like where did the head go?
It feel off, flying fast with a missing roof
Better get that cash fast or suffer wit a missing tooth
Mobsters in the building like we M.O.P.
Get the dogs out the kennel before you see old me
and when you see old me, that's when you'll go see
this the last of your days to be a human being
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Old 11-02-2010, 01:30 AM   #84
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destroy your mind
rap til you nap
get your nap on cuz my gat on
lock, red dotted your forehead
glock, shot it now your dead
how does hell feel
is eternity real
certainly it doesn't appeal
is the eternity hell
what if it internally fell
hell collapse cuz my hellish rap
destroy your mind
end all time
defeat the cycle
end the crime
that is all life, yo
back in on this
notorious
aristotle, downed another bottle
but i don't have no cough
i just want my mind to roll off
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:12 AM   #85
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i shot him through the head
and now he's dead
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:03 AM   #86
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act like a tranny bow bow bow bow
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:53 AM   #87
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swagchef
crack meth
black sex
wack techs
bulldog
poolhog
school-cock
fools glock
cool rocks
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:57 PM   #88
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They call me the salesman
Save the dolphins and the whales man
Hell yeah
Amen
Havin sex wit gay men
Shoot you down and stay dead
Lay ya head
in my lap
Grab hold and fap fap
Clap clap
Clappin my balls
Til they break up like collect calls
Biggy Smalls
is my dad
Tha best dad dat I eva had
Punched me like a scally-wag
and grab my balls like steak and ham
Mad clams
Green eggs and ham
Sam I am like "who da man?"
You da man
Idaho
Likin how my rhymes flow
High smoke
and high notes
Climbin like... I don't know
Shit I'll end this rap right here
and grab a Miller lite beer
Peace nigga
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Old 11-03-2010, 03:07 AM   #89
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sit and listen to the message
i'm like an antidepressant
i'm roided-up dopamine
dope flow but roid-mean
dope, blow, codene
i do it all, i even ball
D13 plus CP3 plus CB4
i'm Larry B but so much more
i keep it short cuz i keep on postin
but my next retort i'll start roastin
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:20 AM   #90
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wait wait wait wait wait
what the hell is faith
resurrect from death
take another breath
i'm motherfuckin drunk
why else would i be on sputnik
fuck fuck fuck fuck funk'
on a fuckin acid trip
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