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Old 06-21-2010, 10:22 PM   #31
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Hammer time
can't touch this
you remind me of the brady bunch kids
cabbage patch little bumpkins
rappin about blumpkins

u serious OJ?
u can give me a blow jay
and skip the next rap sesh
like pre schooler snow day.
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Old 06-21-2010, 11:58 PM   #32
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I said what what

in your butt
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Old 06-22-2010, 01:45 PM   #33
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jettin off like a plane
runnin from the mayn
hank hill i need more propane
to deliver oil filled goods
and when im robbin hoods
i keep a friar tucked
you ducked-down got bucked- at,****ed with, and duck slapped
**** rap more like hip-pop
like ice cube ive got a messed up cripwalk
slick talk with slick rick
syphilis sick dick
disease infested
the schooler of rap be leavin niggas tested
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Old 06-25-2010, 01:17 PM   #34
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i smoke weed in school/ call it "higher learnin"
use my blunt for arson/ yeah the fires burnin
im the dirty thief of deception
one who would divorce his wife at the ****in wedding reception
i got a big erection/ six inches of balloons
dunce niggas on the streets/ we call em buffoons
playin bassoons/ sound the sirens
we dont pack pistols its gats we firin
play golf with a bogeys/ but your rhymes will never be on par
dont **** with my liquor cuz im raisin the bar
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:03 PM   #35
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I got substantial wit with which i will lather
Upon the microphone like MJ only BADder
Making hits everyday while you still a wal-mart bagger
I still roll all my stones like Mick Jagger
When I rap, I get claps from an audience
When you rap, you get clapped by all of them
Grillin' your face in, yea, constantly Paul Wallin' em
The walls fall when Max-the-tall man steps in
Big Boy pants, yea, big boy shoes
step on you supposed big boy crew
You wanna **** wit the big boys stew?
I'll make you a part of it, before u wuz neva in big boy news
Maxmillion top of the line grind all time
Flyin higher than jet pilots while you stay down assanine
I hit your *** wit a nine, then make you quite blind
then I watch my raps turn your blood into fine wine
I dine with perfect swines, you dine with ****in bitches
I slug bitches, make em slower than ducks with the
wings cut-off at the center while crusin in the winter
Rap don't make sense? **** you, give me 10 cents then, uh,
so it does, pop slugs give none love to the wack thugs
who spit wack **** thats dud
I'm tired of spittin, yall's lookin pug
ugly *** ****in lyrics, rappers need to plug
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:34 PM   #36
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addicted to dope like the pope on christ crack
steal the heist back
i got a gun racked in a meat sack
aka the cahones
**** hangs like saggy macaroni
jack and tony
two thugs from the club lookin kinda stoney
get stoned bone a girl whos oh so lonely
your music is a bit on the droney
side of my hide so divide up the cone trees
croneys/ you got ****in beef with my henchmen
sit you down on the bench then
don't trust that cheating wench 'n'
clenchin/ the grip from the stick in the honda
like jane fonda
dont even know who that is so ima leave you to ponda'
the reason why i said that don't let your mind wander
while i open up my neurosis
study your psychosis
cosmogrammic like the flying lotus
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:15 PM   #37
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go to a restaurant and order
the fried chicken and the porter
with orderbs
get it delivered to your quarters
in a war ill be launchin mortars
to disorganize the sorcerers
yeah people who fix up ya office
go cop this
cuz you think its got a topless
picture of a woman takin out they sides leave em lopless
searchin for crawfish
servin up shark instead on the jaws dish
ayo, jane doe, you looking kinda plain though
you could survive the rainsnow
silver mountains like rainbows
your whole crew got inane flows
im insane in the mainframe where the brain shows
bruce wayne shows up at the place where the insane go
also known as the psycho ward
i get the mic award
for these amazing rhymes
the villain is chillin knowin hes the mastermind of crime
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Old 07-13-2010, 07:09 PM   #38
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i think its safe to say i need out of this ****ing game
before i destroy another life
and loose another face
i dont know what else to say
i feel like a disgrace, and its not safe
when you play this f*ucking game
with the things that we chase
its a cylcle thats never ending
these drugs really got a hold of me
and i dont know if its the money
that gets me hotter
or high like i drop some blotters
now the walls are closing in
cause my world is caving in
two worlds are running together
and i cant run forever
ill sit out this storm
in this rainy weather forever, ever, ever


i feel like im invincible, to some its inconceivable
im a nice guy but sometimes i show a little bit of evil
and evil Knievel aint got **** on me
its not like this world gives two sh!ts for me
and ever thing i love seems to destroy me
but its because destroy it first
and its like a burst, of a curse, that goes beserk
and this ****ing world will never work
cant you see, no you cant see
cause you wont ****ing look a me
maybey you will look at me when i scream, when i bleed
when i take these ****ing razor blades
and detach these ****ing veins from me
its getting ever harder for me to try and explain
this pain, this game, ive gone insain, from these razor blades
can they take me away?

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Old 07-16-2010, 09:29 AM   #39
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"Never knew what the top would be like, i'm not there yet but i'm ready for THE fight ascend a verse up then rebound like
Di-Wight, I swear this world is lonely its only Me, Myself and I niggas out to get you and just want a peice of the pie
But nigga, I work for my **** so get on board bout to build an oar for the game with paper and board.Man i'm bored toungue
chop a verse up like maraichi with a sword thats ****ing violent music, dudes was fronting till they realized I do this
naw I mean I does this. Preaching on rhymes like a bishop at a pulpit i'm above it, yea i'm above the influence break
my **** and I get paid, good insurance but I can insure a ****ing murder either bloody or lyrical i'm the server."
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:45 AM   #40
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man I haven't written anything in a minute... here's something i wrote back when i was first graduating..

I rearrange due to my age / what this faded picture portrays
a young man, empty hearted -- blank page
which accentuates the primal rage and minimum wage
is a locked cage for depression to plant, root and grow
although control plays the agent, kickstarting the revolution of soul
turn pages / today is a GIFT
temporarily uncertain, hurtin' / tomorrow's mystery is my iron curtain
pages turnin' / anxiety lurkin' inside of me burnin'
learnin' how to live / my shadow's a person, paranoia insertion
i plead the fifth, my heart is the gift
light as a feather, stiff as a board -- lift
expressing emotions over sampled riffs -- switch
kiss devotion PEACE
as the motion sickness hits my world spins

it's the meaning of heartache, and it's our generation's fate
encased in still-frames we wait
because tomorrow means today

i'm going full-throttle to the bottom of bottles, i swallow
manufactured poison, chased with a shot of clarity
inherently preparing me for a life full of terror -- see?
it's heresy, we're killing ourselves before our parents leave
pulling my baby teeth, blood seeps
my own worst enemy is myself
personal slave to mental health is back
straight-jacket ties to the past
sub-conscious lies to attack
I'm never ashamed of the qualities that I lack

if I could find the words that I'm looking for I could tell you just what you need to hear
rearrange the paint, drops hit the floor / overlooked, ignored -- from the wall I hang
if I could see what this gray world has in store, I could show you just what you need to fear
rearrange the paint, let your colors poor / glass breaks -- escape from the danger frame

song's called Danger Framed. if y'all wanna hear it go to www.purevolume.com/pre.limbs
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:10 AM   #41
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try it
i dare you
your girl she stares too

think about her for a moment
now your thinking about her hands and my **** they're holdin

its ok
she never loved you anyway
im nothing different
but i do have my special ways

go ahead, give me a shot
i can rhyme shot with hot and cop
police blotter
i dont turn the heat hotter and hotter
im cold as ice
then instantly hellfire
with a cute little giggle
your whole crew prespires.

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Old 07-17-2010, 01:14 PM   #42
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Dark nights and cold mornings, day in the life
Sometimes I sit out there, think it all out right
Near grocery store, no lights, no sign of life
and for thinkin this place is just that nice
So I'm thinkin about the world I live in, I don't get it
Lyin rappers trying to go get it, with Coke spittin
Addicted to that dope living, sayin they winnin'
but they only lost to themselves, cuz they ain't finished
What comes up must come down, not the other way around
Never thought about success, only thought about the sound
Empty cokes lying in the streets, cigarette buds
Remind me of my cousins, lost in a world of drugs
Whether it’s hank getting his G.E.D, while locked up cuz
He was sellin’ heroine and ****, he ain’t done enough
As a kid to get by in class, one of those foos
Who think it’s okay to drop out of school
It’s boring as ****, but you gotta keep on like a mule
Through the desert called education, in a world so cruel
Personal experience, I never had much of my own
Just reminded of my friends that got iced like snow cones
I hope to go home, but I heard that’s where all the hate is
And it’s true, my saddest thoughts come from my neighbors
When they left I was in middle school my hardest of times
Trying to get it where I fit it, but fell in the lines
I got to high school I started to enjoy the play of the rhyme
So now drama can be sour, but life’s fine like wine
Never had a loyal woman, they went and toyed with my world
But it’s okay because my music is my only real girl
I start to walk home from the thoughts I unfurled
If my brain was my room, rap music’s my mural

one of those few times i feel like spittin real rap as opposed to fun stupid ****, probably not too good.
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:23 PM   #43
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im terrible at "real" rap so i do wordplay ****
back in 1978 it was afrika bambataa and planet rock
sugarhill gang was the rappers delight not packin glocks
boogie down productions came and dissed mc shan
what did you choose; queens or south bronx
then came n.w.a. niggas 4 life
public enemy, came and said. "its the power we fight"
beastie boys came and they were white
but they decided to fight for your right
to party
dr. dre came and started rapping about bacardi
das efx made everyone stutter
wu-tang clan were the bread and butter
but methodman made everyone mutter
under their noses
nas became the hip-hop moses
he worked miracles
while jedi mind tricks and mf doom delivered lyricals

partly edited

i was going to expand it but this would take forever you guys have to help me with my history of rap" rap

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Old 07-17-2010, 05:24 PM   #44
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On a perfect day, skies lookin like some purp
My buddy got dem dread locks look like Murs
Riding in the hummer, candy paint, ice cream truck
Sayin you fly, yeah, flyer den a duck
Eatin gold fish in my ride, bumpin MC Ren
Retarded girl in the back, but she can count to ten
Rims spin lookin like bling gymnastics
Red and black suit lookin like Mr. Fantastic
I’m Mr. Fantastic, Also Mr. Elastic
That’s my friend, my dick, he stretch, cum bombastic
I don’t write these words properly its upsurd
When the bass done and make it swurve
I’m from the dirty south, where they do dirty thangs
Go to private school, still got a bunch a dirty change
My pockets filled to the brim, money bout to overflow
Summer time here, glad the winter had to go

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Old 07-30-2010, 05:10 PM   #45
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this dawg be on top of that p-u-s-s-y and i don't mean a kitty-kat
i'm in with the unit, where fiddy at?
g-unit markets yayo like i market cocaine
cocaine gimme' lots o money so i use a codename
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Old 07-31-2010, 02:36 PM   #46
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human torch vs. aquaman ready to drown the flamers
i got niggas sniping green arrows with their scope aimers
stupid people need to die, sounds preposterous
gender confused like your androgynous
cuz faggot you stuff **** like chocolate down your esophagus
nigga i'm carnivorous
eat your pussy even if it has syphilis
and i'm not prejudiced
i'll eat a black pussy even if its liquidless
i'm serious about being curious
to explore your body
i'm no music critic but your rhymes are pretty shoddy
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:33 PM   #47
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U got lyrics... I got beats.... www.krizbeatz.com
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Old 08-18-2010, 07:32 PM   #48
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i spit ill flows over this track like std's
cleaning up after fat kids with their messy needs
i'm on a quest to be
the greatest world warrior like ken and ryu
when i soar on the mic all you see is a fly dude
i just watched becks mongolian chop squad
the show is pretty aesome but the band really rocks
when i'm on the internet i drop mods
i only hang girls with hot bods
in ancient japan i was a ninja samurai
i planned demise of those who despise
this lyrical guy
i wander on and off the mic
you think your gonna' win the battle? nah, psyche
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:42 PM   #49
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Hey yo kickin, flippin, switchin lanes
spittin, grippin, hittin grain
giving lippin to the pitt and popo, we be slangin cane
yall know Twig the ****in name
they bust and lust for somethin, fame
maybe thats the issue in our tissue, something 2 our name
Ukrainian slang, talking blang, but at the same time
we bring our twang, talkin thangs, reversin the art of rhyme
makin, shakin' bakin', yeah, rap did the ricky bobby
they kicks is sloppy, look is not me, so they probably copies
spittin flows, open up dos, on the cadillac
her *** is fat, my cash is stack, so imma get me some of that
Runnin for my quarter backin up, like a broken back
slow to mack but quick to pop and crack you up like a popcorn bag
poppin fast, yes, both of laugh, like hyena's in the arena
kings of medina and meaner, with a ****in slicker demeaner
we dj screw them hos, don't know they name, so they tumblina
cuz they trippin and they fallin while we swishin and we ballin
too many rappers wanna be us, but can't pronounce hydraulics
dudes quit, you ain't legit as, us, we write like J.K. Rowling
so we callin "T-Town", to the end, that's where we win
and then, we continue to champion on our benz

and we never lost

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Old 08-20-2010, 03:32 PM   #50
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ποια ειναι η σχολη σου μωρη??
aghh yaww
ti ti ti ti mawri e??
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:53 PM   #51
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yo check this

my name is alani
my rhymes areso funny
my rap is from the hood
i am rapping in the loop
BOOP BAP BOOP BOOP BOOP BAP
I HATE lowbap
i like to rap
so thats enough alani is on the top
if you wanna battle with me
be at first a real MC
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:56 PM   #52
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i wish i could travel back in time to heaar the beginnings of rap music what it all started
tell guys like kool moe dee what they've started
tell em that a revolution is in place
and in 20 years itll hit you smack dab in the face
we've got fuckin rap geniuses
whose rhymes aren't shallow and meaningless
i mean, we also got rappers with pretty bad flavors
like Drake, who probably got signed only through favors
tel em you may like krs now but in the future hes a fake
an old man still trying to live off past stakes
calls himself the historian of hip hop but he welcomed souljaboy
that nigga sold out i told ya boy

chorus:
travel back in time, to the beginning of rhyme. when rappers only earned nickels and dimes x4

You may like where they were then
so you go tell a friend
that the only good hip hop was from way back when
unfortunately, you're very close minded
and you about to leave your friend blisided
stop living in the past- embrace the now
face the challenge brought forth by this gigantic cow
we call rap: its all bloated and fat
oversaturated and lacerated in gnats
so i present you with a task-live in the present
and stop thinking like an old school peasant

chorus x 4
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:34 AM   #53
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Hey yo, I dig in on ya like a four course meal
Me? I be runnin, ski mask, lookin to steal
Ballin like I’m Greek, they call me Testicles
Imma ask you bout yo shit like im Socrates
Honestly, if you gonna try to come shop wit me
You best be ready for some real ass poppining
And whats hopining, at the club like bunny rabbits
Funny shit happens when audiences get to clappin
I ain’t playin like you play dough, 1000% percent real
I got long money, enough bacon to make pig squeal
I give head to hacker bitches, yea, I down load em
Murder was the fatal letter that I just wrote to em
No wack shit like the wayans, you know what I’m sayin
I drop a hundred bars just to get the club rainin
I hurricane the club, so I named that bitch Katrina
Twig got that Oklahoma swag and a southern demeaner
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Old 08-28-2010, 11:33 AM   #54
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Listen, you ain’t on my level, yall copy?
I do backwards talk like talky walky
I mean walky talky, but yall know what I mean
My Ferrari look like snot, cuz its all green
And my lambo SUV look like Rambo
That bitch so big it starts to limit where I can go
When the car go skurt sound like bill o’reily
I say “well do it live”, speedin past, coyote wiley
I be, on another planet, on that martian shit
Dirt red Mercedes starts to fly like a martian ship
And I’m on that martian bitch, and I don’t give a shit
Cuz I’m living proof that ATLiens do exist
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Old 08-28-2010, 11:36 AM   #55
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i never trip
rockin since i was a conky donky
i aint no tonky who you talkin to
im walkin through

a portal mortals never enter
the center
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:22 PM   #56
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every nigga who goes against me is a joke like religion
cuz i be shittin' on ya statues like i was a pigeon
i spit the scientificall shit
thats attached to me like my embellical spit
nigga you know my rhymes are indestructible
subtract ya paycut from your deductible
you know your bitch is fuckible
she ducks down because she knows my dick is suckable
i ride these ghosts like i was johnny blaze
get locked in mortal kombat with johnny cage
im on a rage cuz im losing as sub-zero
i played the assassin and you played the hero
im a miracle
because i bring good things for ya 18 year old daughter
im going to unload my ammo on her and let loose the cannon fodder
but do you know what i mean
i smoke plantstalks like i was jack and the bean
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Old 08-29-2010, 09:57 PM   #57
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your lines made of plastic
crush it down, snort it, it's my tactic
get high of the wackness
see the world through your glasses
and what I see,
I see what you see
and you see me
and you see you'll never be as good as me
Jealousy got you saying: Ill fucking kill you,
my clips will fill you
then do it
im 99.9 percent sure you wont go through with it
now your jealousy's got you spitin fiction
the next J.K. rowlins, pure superstition
my lines are real and you pay for purity
mc's;my enemy's, you just breed insecurity


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Old 09-02-2010, 09:04 PM   #58
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i don't feel islam, judaism, buddhism or christianity
shit the affects the state of your sanity
and prevents you from truly embracing your vanity
what you plannin' b
an assault against the faults of the military
i'm not popular beliefs but unlike being contrary
all of what i say i believe
but then again i may be the modern day loki
the god of mischief and trickery
smoke you like hickory
sausage
the cold makes me nautious
when i vomit all over your palm it's
like you be remaining cautious
because i am your new gynecologist
check your vagina and your behind-a
its like i'm feelin up your spine cuz your mine
and my rhymes equal the thoughts of the divine
philosophers
this may not be a real word but its still "awesomer"
that i can drop knowledge of comic books
while ya'll be spittin over vomit hooks
like chronic pook
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:16 PM   #59
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Bump this was a fun thread to read
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:41 PM   #60
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Anybody spittin with me is getting taken out like the quarterback
Im not an angry jew but id really like my quarter back
you wanna enter my mind ill think ominous thoughts
to leave you haunted when you walk on my block
you better not knock on my cock
or else ill toss rocks and shoot glocks
my boot knocks/ the back of the door
im wipin the floor with a crack stained whore
what a back pained chore
even though my act gains more
attention from the idiot masses
who passes glasses
so they can see that they fascists
with a fetish called scat fist
fist the pussy then shit on the fat tit
im homicidal on the charts just to make a phat hit
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