rap battles thread - Page 2

Urinetrouble · 04-08-2012, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol

@urinetrouble/publiccastration
responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up

man dude I've been rapping for 3 years. started out by imitating eminem, then aesop rock, then mf doom, and now I've got my own style

publicastration · 04-08-2012, 10:54 PM

simpleton
go and make more simple puns
sorta like the spunk that you spit
when you rhyme for fun
actually for profit
prostate is where your cock sticks
the more I listen to your beats
the more I tell myself not to knock dick
and if I'm bit by the bug of the love-prick click
bitch, yours is gonna be the first anus I split
fuckin you doggy with a strap-on the size of a pylon
after that pussycat if your faggy ass is still froggy
I'll throw you in the river so your cunt'll stay soggy

Simpleton · 04-08-2012, 11:12 PM

oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks

matious · 04-08-2012, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urinetrouble

dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

I do enjoy rape, what an astute observation
gave your mom deep penetration in the subway station
what she felt, i would describe as "extreme agitation"

I do wear a cape, but dont fuck with can ox
your fam made it for me-dont they work in a sweat shop?
Dirty barefoot, look like they came from Bed Rock

Matious keeps it 100
blunted, well funded, bout to give yo sis my "tuff luvin"
UT waiting for some man to call husband
come sweep him off his feet
sip chai tee and be indiscreet
homos in public

Quote:

Originally Posted by publicastration

its been really slow for the last few days

mat:

Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock
Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks
Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot
Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots

Your abstract flow
is so soft to homos its a no go
Fag rappers arent into you
cuz your dick is miniscule
My dick is the pinnacle
of human existance
Fucked yo mom mario kart style
twice in the ass double dash
she paid me cash and wishes it would last
but instead she comes home to your pitiful self
and wants to kill herself

lol sorry bro i got a little dark at the end there

matious · 04-08-2012, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simpleton

oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks

kudos on this one its nice

Urinetrouble · 04-08-2012, 11:28 PM

goddamn dude/ how'd you know i drank chai tea today?

matious · 04-08-2012, 11:32 PM

because im a psychic freestyle battle rapper

publicastration · 04-08-2012, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simpleton

oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks

fuckin samples?
you ripped em off like I rip pantyhose
off the legs of your mom
as you know I'll fuck any ho
a lesbian? that slut was till i broke her in
came bucketloads all up in her circumincision
she's dick imprisoned, and the warden is my cock
sperm infesting her uterus till that shit get dry rot
sucky suck that's the spot, double P poppin off
she got a lot looser since she queefed your big head out her twat

Simpleton · 04-09-2012, 10:08 PM

he got ripped
im on some other shit, it's ok
I could go for some funnel cake
took the bus front and tranfered the tunnel way
what'd he say?
I donno but i flipped him off anyway

chopped it up with voo who likes talkin bout fightin
said he mopped a crew of blue meanie in brighton
hmmm shit, maybe it was paris,
Thrift Grift come with the usual hair diss

cliiint · 04-09-2012, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urinetrouble

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

some of that was tight

cliiint · 04-09-2012, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

Fag rappers arent into you
cuz your dick is miniscule
My dick is the pinnacle

are you bragging about fag rappers being into you instead?

matious · 04-10-2012, 02:05 AM

i guess, mostly just trying to say my dick is bigger

not much thought put into it was pretty silly

MalleusMaleficarum · 04-10-2012, 08:09 AM

this thread is hilarious

look at you kids

publicastration · 04-10-2012, 12:01 PM

we're definitely no odd future

MalleusMaleficarum · 04-10-2012, 12:21 PM

um

sick burn?

or something

Gorgon · 04-10-2012, 12:22 PM

rap without a beat nor delivery is probably the most lifeless thing I've seen

Gorgon · 04-10-2012, 12:24 PM

some of it's fun but I mean most of you just throw english out the window to make it fit

Simpleton · 04-10-2012, 03:35 PM

cry about it
babies dont write about it,
cause they can't

WooHa · 04-10-2012, 06:39 PM

Wanna be famous?
I put you on TV like Spartan did to Phoenix

WooHa · 04-10-2012, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WooHa

Wanna be famous?
I put you on TV like Spartan did to Phoenix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPW4qJvXr_I#t=06m05s

04-08-2012, 10:54 PM	#22
publicastration I'm like a mirror Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm nothing till you look at me Posts: 20,250	simpleton go and make more simple puns sorta like the spunk that you spit when you rhyme for fun actually for profit prostate is where your cock sticks the more I listen to your beats the more I tell myself not to knock dick and if I'm bit by the bug of the love-prick click bitch, yours is gonna be the first anus I split fuckin you doggy with a strap-on the size of a pylon after that pussycat if your faggy ass is still froggy I'll throw you in the river so your cunt'll stay soggy Last edited by publicastration; 04-08-2012 at 11:09 PM.

04-10-2012, 02:05 AM	#32
matious America's Most Blunted Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 342	i guess, mostly just trying to say my dick is bigger not much thought put into it was pretty silly Last edited by matious; 04-10-2012 at 02:08 AM.

04-10-2012, 12:01 PM	#34
publicastration I'm like a mirror Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm nothing till you look at me Posts: 20,250	we're definitely no odd future Last edited by publicastration; 04-10-2012 at 12:30 PM.

04-10-2012, 06:39 PM	#39
WooHa Avant-garde Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,162	Wanna be famous? I put you on TV like Spartan did to Phoenix Last edited by WooHa; 04-10-2012 at 06:46 PM.

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04-08-2012, 11:12 PM	#23
Simpleton Resu Deretsiger Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,760	oh goodness, where to begin (i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin) at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks

04-08-2012, 11:28 PM	#26
Urinetrouble Dogbull protege Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: colorado Posts: 1,612	goddamn dude/ how'd you know i drank chai tea today?

04-08-2012, 11:32 PM	#27
matious America's Most Blunted Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 342	because im a psychic freestyle battle rapper

04-09-2012, 10:08 PM	#29
Simpleton Resu Deretsiger Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,760	he got ripped im on some other shit, it's ok I could go for some funnel cake took the bus front and tranfered the tunnel way what'd he say? I donno but i flipped him off anyway chopped it up with voo who likes talkin bout fightin said he mopped a crew of blue meanie in brighton hmmm shit, maybe it was paris, Thrift Grift come with the usual hair diss

04-10-2012, 08:09 AM	#33
MalleusMaleficarum turn my fucking mic up Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: its bitches hurt Posts: 6,842	this thread is hilarious look at you kids

04-10-2012, 12:21 PM	#35
MalleusMaleficarum turn my fucking mic up Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: its bitches hurt Posts: 6,842	um sick burn? or something

04-10-2012, 12:22 PM	#36
Gorgon try to get me? nope; Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: turn to smoke go under the door like dracula Posts: 1,698	rap without a beat nor delivery is probably the most lifeless thing I've seen

04-10-2012, 12:24 PM	#37
Gorgon try to get me? nope; Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: turn to smoke go under the door like dracula Posts: 1,698	some of it's fun but I mean most of you just throw english out the window to make it fit

04-10-2012, 03:35 PM	#38
Simpleton Resu Deretsiger Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,760	cry about it babies dont write about it, cause they can't