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Old 01-18-2009, 12:33 PM   #1
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Most Ridiculous Made-Up Metal Genre Ever

http://music.ign.com/articles/946/946141p1.html

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Old 01-18-2009, 12:40 PM   #2
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Proto-Death metal?
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:40 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:41 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:42 PM   #5
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:46 PM   #6
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Oh I forgot about that, you guys know its coming, in January of 2012. Diamond the music genre will be invented and all will perish. (pun not intended)

Sidenote: Hey Dimmu you should check out my cover of Love? It's in the Audio Arena and I'm not getting any criticism.

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Old 01-18-2009, 12:49 PM   #7
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Slam-core-gore-death metal...
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:58 PM   #8
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:01 PM   #9
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:04 PM   #10
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adult contemporary progressive death metal

apparently that's what BtBaM think Colors is...
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:05 PM   #11
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I'd just call Colors progressive metal, but they were most likely joking...
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:06 PM   #12
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how is proto-death metal not a real genre

it just means stuff that resembles death metal before death metal was actually a genre
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:08 PM   #13
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Yeah, but its not considered a real "genre," its just something the stupid reviewer decided to make up.
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:10 PM   #14
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that term has been used to describe stuff like Sodom, Mantas, Bathory's first album, Celtic Frost, and Possessed for quite a long time. It's not something the reviewer made up.
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Whatever its not a "real" genre.
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:06 PM   #16
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Oh I forgot about that, you guys know its coming, in January of 2012. Diamond the music genre will be invented and all will perish. (pun not intended)

Sidenote: Hey Dimmu you should check out my cover of Love? It's in the Audio Arena and I'm not getting any criticism.
Post the link here for me and I'll check it out. Who originally sang Love?
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:28 PM   #17
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its just something the stupid reviewer decided to make up.
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:40 PM   #18
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I'd just call Colors progressive metal, but they were most likely joking...
Regardless of whether they were joking or not, it's still a ridiculous genre tag.
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Whatever its not a "real" genre.
You are one dumb motherfucker.
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:54 PM   #20
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I've seen Sodom been tagged as such before.

Also, I've commented your Love cover, Silverfang.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:11 PM   #22
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:39 PM   #25
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Old 01-18-2009, 04:27 PM   #26
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Post the link here for me and I'll check it out. Who originally sang Love?
No man its in the audio arena on sputnik, and it was done by Strapping Young Lad.
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Old 01-18-2009, 04:28 PM   #27
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Progressive Melodic technical death black doom metal.
Sounds feasible.
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I've never liked any genre named "post [insert actual genre here]".
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I've never liked any genre named "post [insert actual genre here]".
you don't like thrice, saosin, or brand new?
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Post-Rock, Post-Hardcore and Post-Punk happen to be my three favourites
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