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Old 07-06-2008, 12:43 PM   #1
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HOW TO: Cut your finger off

So you got 10 fingers.......how ghey. Show how manly you are are at your next gig, and loose one or two. HOW??? you ask. Well, just set up all your cymbals flat and move them in real close and then forget you did it. Works like a charm. Be sure to bring a bandaid so you don't mess up your coated heads.

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Old 07-06-2008, 02:00 PM   #2
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Wait, are you for real? Are you implying you lost some fingers?

If so, you are the most unlucky man in the world. Floods, robbery, loss of fingers....

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Old 07-06-2008, 02:05 PM   #3
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I pray that happened to atleast someone you know
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:50 PM   #4
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You girly men still have all YOUR fingers??


weak.......
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:57 PM   #5
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I needs them!
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:08 PM   #6
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I needs them!

That is what everyone says. They are tiny, only .000265 % of your body mass. Give a little dude....GIVE!!!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:07 PM   #7
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lawl. All I have to say is lawl.
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:34 PM   #8
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1) buy Ampeg 8x10
2) drop it while loading onto stage
3) lose ring finger
4) ???
5) profit!
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:36 PM   #9
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what is it with drummers and your inability to hold on to all of your fingers?
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:56 PM   #10
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i had a jack snap and crush my finger underneath a car a few weeks back broke my hand in like 8 spots and took off my ring finger and sliced up my middle one rly good.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:57 PM   #11
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Now you can't get married!
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:16 AM   #12
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Now you can't get married!
Which means he wins?
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:44 PM   #13
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Now you can't get married!
they got it back on. but im very limited in movement at this point

50 thousand dollars later =/
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:35 PM   #14
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lol american health care
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Old 08-16-2008, 06:39 AM   #15
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