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Old 05-14-2006, 02:35 PM   #1
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Playstation 3 to change its name

Playstation Pu

Yup, you heard me. Playstation Pu (pronounced "Poo") will be released this fall, just in time for the Christmas season.

Why Pu? Well, Pu (remember, it is pronounced "Poo") is the atomic symbol for Plutonium, which is a very cool sounding word, and surprisingly has a lot to do with the Playstation console systems. Pu has a half-life of 24,110 to 80,000,000 years, and like the Playstation 2, is used in a lot of modern day nuclear weapons.

"Playstation Pu is the future," spokesman Ryan Dorn told reporters. "Like most other futuristic things, Pu is metallic, radioactive, and can be made from uranium. People like hearing references to scientific things they don't understand, it makes them feel good about the world and will make Sony appear to be more technologically advanced."

Critics of the word "Pu" are popping up everywhere. Common remarks on the new name include "it sounds too much like Shoe", "It sounds too much like Playstation 2", and "WTF, poo?". But Sony remains confident that the next-gen system and its quality games will win over the consumers; that is, once they get over the fact that the new name is, quite literally, a peice of ****.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:36 PM   #2
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That was actually pretty funny.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:38 PM   #3
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great for playstation haters!
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:38 PM   #4
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haha this gen is gonna be the craziest one yet.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:40 PM   #5
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haha this gen is gonna be the craziest one yet.
yeeup its actually true too....




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Old 05-14-2006, 02:46 PM   #6
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Parody of Wii ITT.

lol rhyme.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:48 PM   #7
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yeeup its actually true too....




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NOT!



But it would be pretty funny.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:48 PM   #8
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gg making a joke no one has ever made before...

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060512
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Old 05-14-2006, 03:03 PM   #9
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gg making a joke no one has ever made before...

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060512
You read cartoon's about videogames?! Uber nerd
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:58 PM   #10
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gg making a joke no one has ever made before...

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060512
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=195

Not as funny, but then again, Ctrl+Alt+Del is one of the best webcomics around.
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Old 05-14-2006, 05:47 PM   #11
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but if it is the simbol for plutonium isnīt it pronounces as single letters P U!??!?!
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Old 05-14-2006, 05:54 PM   #12
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That's the sound I make when someone does a smelly fart in the same room as me and I can smell it and it reeks of cabbage.

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Old 05-14-2006, 05:59 PM   #13
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Hah, what a pile of puu.

Too bad for Sony though. I'll never buy any product of theirs.
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Old 05-14-2006, 07:15 PM   #14
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Old 05-14-2006, 07:51 PM   #15
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^ha ha
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:13 PM   #16
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Man, that was pretty damn lame (ts).
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:17 PM   #17
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Haha, not bad.
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