Should the Zobies wave reach Europe, I'd take one of these for on the road http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sig_550, one of these to defend my house http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun (they're heavy mother****ers though, I can hardly carry one of those around, let alone the tripod) and two machetes for close combat.
I also have a couple of these around at the house
