well, in order to date your mesa, you first need to "woo" it. Flirt constantly, but don't make it obvious. Play lots of john mayer, but don't you dare play any 70's "prono" funk. She will take it as a sign that you just want to sex your mesa, rather than establish a longterm relationship with it.
most importantly, DON'T YOU DARE let her catch you with a marshall.
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