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i just whipped this up. not very cerebral, just trying to be a little cute. wrote the first stanza as a joke and took it from there
"Jenna Jameson is the Anti-Christ (But **** she's hot)"
The essence of beauty is truth
The essence of truth is beauty
And if George Washington never told a lie
He would love to be put into your booty.
The essence of our country is liberty,
Freedom and happiness,
And if we live Under God
Then we should all strive for cleanliness
Essentially the essence of this country,
Is the quintessence of hypocrisy
From the pulpits we trumpet our freedom and liberty
As long as our television has no nudity
For woe be the wicked
Who have hence been afflicted
By the profligacy
Of the unholy desire
To shelf one’s attire
In the interest of pornography
We love sex, and we love the truth
But to say so would be wholly uncouth
For nothing would be the bane of this country more
Than allowing nudity to poison our youth
Beauty pageants and All-American Girls
Beautiful blue eyes and golden blonde curls
Look but don’t touch, think but don’t feel
Above all else, purge the earth of sex appeal
For we love beautiful, we love the truthful
We lament the old in place of the youthful
But to say so is forbidden, to watch is ungodly
No man is allowed to take pleasure in another’s body.
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