[Disco Dragon]

I woke up on the couch with a random assortment
Of plastic superheroes and a condom that’s pointless
No one ever told me that a normal life is boring

With a little less time to consummate pleasure
I’m looking to the clock to relieve this pressure
But no one ever told me that a normal life is boring

Nose marks on the window
Blurring up the life I ran into
Stay and watch me break my back
For the one who keeps me in limbo

Eating breakfast at the table we got high on last night
And though the eggs didn’t scramble our brains got fried
So much for the boring and the normalness you warned me of

Paper lunch sacks and baseball caps
Cockblocked my last chance to get in the sack
My attacks fell flat, and I’m on my back

A quick pick-me-up off of the ground
Sends me out into the world and out of this town

My hands feel greasy on the knob of the door
But my wanderlust itches at my feet on the floor
Thank you for the warning of the normal life you told me
That I wouldn’t ever fit into

Postcard from Mexico
Pose the kids and send me a photo
I don’t have much time to chat
I hope life’s not too boring to miss though