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Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

Saturday
Cup o' Bud Lite
Couple gulps of wine
2 cups Captain Morgan w/ Pepsi.

Monday
2 shots Captain Morgan
2 White Zin chasers
Cup o' 1/2 White Zin 1/2 Morgan
1/4 bottle of White Zin
Couple gulps of Captain Morgan

Next Saturday
Who knows? But I'm getting faaaded.

Let's teach this dumbfuck how to drink

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

Cup o' Bud Lite

1. Bud Lite isn't beer, it's water, so you drink that after playing soccer, while doing exercise, to kill a hangover, etc.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

Couple gulps of wine

2. Wine is for the table or for formal gatherings, you don't drink wine at a stupid party. And shame on you if on top of that it was fucking cheap box wine.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

2 cups Captain Morgan w/ Pepsi.

3. I hope you put some lime and ice on those cups so it would taste like a decent "cuba libre", if not you're just the dumbest kid to ever have the ingredients for the most simple drink ever and screw it up by just throwing them together and drink it without caring what it tastes like.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

2 shots Captain Morgan

4. Why on Earth would you have 2 shots of rum? Save that for a better drink, don't just drink cause your retarded friends thought it would be fun to drink shots of the first crappy alcohol they found in their way so everyone would get wasted.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

2 White Zin chasers

5. So, you drank cheap rum and after that you gulped some sissy wine, you're the man; I hope my kids grow up to be like you someday.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

Cup o' 1/2 White Zin 1/2 Morgan

6. Fruity faggy wine and cheap rum, in equal amounts in the same glass, sounds delicious.

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

1/4 bottle of White Zin

7. More ladies wine, did you get a vagina for drinking like that in front of people or did you have that already?

Originally Posted by robbyisbanned

Couple gulps of Captain Morgan

8. You keep drinking cheap rum...


That's what happens when lolstr8fags start to get into kids minds; they reject alcohol as something harmful and they don't learn about the right way to drink, because they think it's only to get drunk.
Have a freaking sense of taste for God's sake, I hate you for ruining alcohol for a generation of underage kids that could've had a good time by drinking real beer and whiskey, but instead are drinking bud light and freaking fruity wine...



yes, I take alcohol VERY seriously