[mnemonic]

Originally Posted by motogrifo

Today I woke up, logged into mx to see if anyone posted recommendations about songs that could help me with my fingerpicking; turns out there were some but there's not as many active users as there used to be 1 year or something ago...
I had no choice but to watch some animal photographs and touch myself, which resulted in a very pleasant moment, then I logged into the forums again to see if someone had answered my question, so I started reading all the gay sh!t everyone has posted lately...
then I realised that I didn't clean myself and that my penis was glued to my underwear, which resulted in a very unpleasant moment...
I now want to report a swollen glans, a sticky keyboard, and what appears to be permanent damage to my screen, just because the forums are fucking slow

cool story bro