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I'd buy Vince some class. And guitar/bass lessons for his bandmates.

For Joel, a big teddy bear. And singing lessons. Also, the entire first season of "Davey And Goliath" on DVD.

For Rissa, a new camera. And breast implants.

For Brian, a bitching stereo. And breast implants.

To Untitled, the newest edition of Hooked On Phonics.

For Kif, Weight Watchers. Also, a DVD of every crappy show that WB has ever made. And a big teddy bear that says "SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT!" on it.

I'd buy kevin a pair of Converse, out of spite.

For Chris, a big banner saying "TO MY BABD".

To Dan, a big case of Danimals Fruit Yogurt. Drinkable, of course. Also, a mood ring stuck on the color blue.

...And anal beads for Dfelon.

That's all I can think of for now.