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Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic Today, 06:42 AM
Replies: 18
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I heard that pig put his hands on my Kate ...

I heard that pig put his hands on my Kate

Harvey you bastard, if I see you I'm going to kick your ass
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic Today, 06:36 AM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Ha. This looks like one of those old cartoons of...

Ha. This looks like one of those old cartoons of Asian people.

https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-10/chinese-women-surgery-650_650x400_61507645049.jpg
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic Today, 06:24 AM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Douche hat Johnny Depp claims he's been swindled...

Douche hat Johnny Depp claims he's been swindled of $30 million USD.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with buying $50,000 bottles of champagne and sometimes running up tabs of $200,000+ at bars.
...
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues Today, 01:48 AM
Replies: 76,198
Views: 6,670,974
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Here's another. If a man keeps having kids he...

Here's another. If a man keeps having kids he cannot or will not take care of, we can have him neutered. Same for women. Second, if the single mom can't take care of her children, because keep in...
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues Today, 01:44 AM
Replies: 76,198
Views: 6,670,974
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Here's some borth control for you: No more...

Here's some borth control for you: No more entitlements for welfare queens. Watch them close up their legs or start taking their pills real fast.

Let's speak a horrible unspoken truth: Many women...
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues Today, 12:46 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 30
Posted By Volumnius Flush
The real reason Tyson Fury will not fight again

It's clear to anyone watching that white and black relations are bad right now. The fact is they can't allow Tyson Fury to fight because then the black fighters would complain that they have to fight...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic Yesterday, 08:44 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
That's because he's black. Black axolotls suffer...

That's because he's black. Black axolotls suffer extreme discrimination at the hands of white axolotls. Black axolotls were the first axolotls. All other axolotls came from the black axolotl.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-16-2017, 07:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 184
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Yep. Christmas tree royalty.

Yep. Christmas tree royalty.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-16-2017, 07:06 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 184
Posted By Volumnius Flush
She takes a lot of rich dicks.

She takes a lot of rich dicks.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-16-2017, 06:43 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Tell me allwise Chad, why do axolotls look so...

Tell me allwise Chad, why do axolotls look so happy?
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-12-2017, 07:45 AM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Do you want to laugh your motherfucking ass off?...

Do you want to laugh your motherfucking ass off? This is gospel music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCeEXqca-Bc

This is cracker music.
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 10-12-2017, 02:44 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 122
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Our president is an accomplished man. He has had...

Our president is an accomplished man. He has had erections all over Manhattan. He has even had erections in Atlantic City and Las Vegas and erections all over the globe.

What have you accomplished...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-11-2017, 11:37 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
The way he constantly is always knocking in...

The way he constantly is always knocking in Hitler is pretty strange though. Everyone except for a few internet trolls realizes how evil Hitler was. Constantly harping on about it is just stating the...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-11-2017, 03:52 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
While some see smarm, others see charm. I am...

While some see smarm, others see charm.

I am in the former category.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-11-2017, 12:12 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
I like Jordan Peterson.

I like Jordan Peterson.
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 10-10-2017, 10:26 PM
Replies: 76,198
Views: 6,670,974
Posted By Volumnius Flush
A lady's child is not a lady's body. If I swallow...

A lady's child is not a lady's body. If I swallow a penny, does that make it my body?
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 10-09-2017, 09:33 PM
Replies: 76,198
Views: 6,670,974
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Or is it principled people offended about...

Or is it principled people offended about wastrels getting something for nothing?
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 10-09-2017, 09:32 PM
Replies: 76,198
Views: 6,670,974
Posted By Volumnius Flush
People mad about government funded turkey legs...

People mad about government funded turkey legs are mad because they aren't eating the turkey leg themselves?
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2017, 08:45 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 134
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Saint Tom of the Pass

http://img.usmagazine.com/480-width/tom-brady-zoom-e80aba06-7468-4352-9280-ae37b2d73eba.jpg/

Hey Tommy! You're not looking too good right now. Your team hasn't done a good job of protecting you...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2017, 07:34 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 258
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Stop watching so much porn. Cab rides don't end...

Stop watching so much porn. Cab rides don't end in sexual relations in real life. You would know that if you ever ventured outside your mother's basement.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2017, 06:51 PM
Replies: 17,187
Views: 264,958
Posted By Volumnius Flush
You know a girl like that with such a wayward...

You know a girl like that with such a wayward heart will never be satisfied with just one man
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2017, 01:51 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 258
Posted By Volumnius Flush
I just got screwed by an Uber driver

Yep, Uber said 4 minutes and the ride never showed, despite waiting over 30 minutes. The GPS had her going in circles and finally stopping for an extended period without moving. I ultimately had to...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2017, 10:10 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 174
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Really cool I recommend this to other...

Really cool

I recommend this to other MXicans to peruse this link.
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 10-05-2017, 04:03 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 110
Posted By Volumnius Flush
Theresa May legalizes organ harvesting

Make no mistake friends: You can't save organs from a dead person. In order to collect your organs, the doctor has to declare you medically dead although technically you're still alive. The dirty...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-05-2017, 09:14 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 187
Posted By Volumnius Flush
I have a warm comforter over my bed. It's quite...

I have a warm comforter over my bed. It's quite pleasant in the winter.

Do you have winter in Kenya?
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