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Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 11-25-2015, 03:25 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Dude getting on that Jodorowsky kick. Have you...

Dude getting on that Jodorowsky kick. Have you had the chance to check Holy Mountain yet?

(Also Fando in Fando y Lis is probably the biggest dickbag in the history of all movies ever)

Edit:...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 11-21-2015, 02:40 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Steven Spielberg's made like 2 good movies his...

Steven Spielberg's made like 2 good movies his entire career.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 11-20-2015, 11:44 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
http://media.baselineresearch.com/images/208099/20...

http://media.baselineresearch.com/images/208099/208099_full.jpg

If you want a really slow movie that also might be one of the best ever, this is a really slow movie that also might be one of the...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 11-03-2015, 04:33 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
The only really great American sci-fi film from...

The only really great American sci-fi film from the past 10 years that comes to mind for me is Moon.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 11-01-2015, 03:18 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTY1ODUyODIx...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTY1ODUyODIxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDcyMjE0MzE@._V1_SX214_AL_.jpg

Today I learned that Hollywood will screw ya.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-28-2015, 05:10 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
2 Days in Paris is definitely really really good...

2 Days in Paris is definitely really really good (my love for Julie Delpy knows no bounds), but the emotions don't strike me as running as deeply as they do in the ol' trilogy.

Before Midnight's...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-28-2015, 12:44 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
http://www.cinemaforensic.com/wp-content/uploads/2...

http://www.cinemaforensic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Before-trilogy-Cover-Poster-672x372.jpg

Watched front to back for approximately the thousandth time. It's at the point where I feel more...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-21-2015, 08:07 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 545
Posted By porcupinetheater
Hell yeah it is, but that shit bombed hard'n...

Hell yeah it is, but that shit bombed hard'n Dresden.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-21-2015, 04:49 PM
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Views: 545
Posted By porcupinetheater
Not sure about new Star Wars prospects. War...

Not sure about new Star Wars prospects.

War is Hell, we've heard that one before. Who wants to watch Hell? Event Horizon flopped at the box office. And that one even ventured as far to include...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-19-2015, 12:38 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Weeds ain't no damn movie film.

Weeds ain't no damn movie film.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-17-2015, 03:30 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
God, I would spoon the shit out of the Liam...

God, I would spoon the shit out of the Liam Neeson from that poster.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-16-2015, 04:06 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
I wanted so badly for it to be fucking great. ...

I wanted so badly for it to be fucking great.

Audition
Visitor Q
The Happiness of the Katakuris
13 Assassins
Gozu
Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai
Crows Zero
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-16-2015, 02:37 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Basically, the movie version of that guy who...

Basically, the movie version of that guy who tells a kind of funny joke, and then when people chuckle, takes that as an opportunity to tell the same joke over and over and over again. A Dude in a...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-15-2015, 10:16 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09...

http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Yakuza-Apocalypse-poster-218x340.jpg

See this movie here?
Don't watch it.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-15-2015, 02:48 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Icehole.

Icehole.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-15-2015, 03:24 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/75370/968full-kings...

http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/75370/968full-kings-of-the-road-poster.jpg

Hands down the best 3 hour movie I've seen with a single take unsimulated scene of the protagonist taking a shit on the...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-11-2015, 11:55 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Fantastic Planet on LSD would be like watching a...

Fantastic Planet on LSD would be like watching a moving Polish movie poster.

http://orig12.deviantart.net/9841/f/2011/066/d/3/alien___polish_movie_poster_by_colinmartinpwherman-d3b3qa4.jpg

Set...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2015, 11:43 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,416
Posted By porcupinetheater
Don't know about best, but Cephalotripsy's...

Don't know about best, but Cephalotripsy's definitely the worst.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2015, 11:16 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
What movie are you looking for?

What movie are you looking for?
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-09-2015, 02:20 AM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Never watch anything dubbed. First saw...

Never watch anything dubbed.

First saw Spirited Away with some old roommates who decided they didn't want to "read their movie" and out on the dubbed shit and some parts got close to unwatchable...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-08-2015, 04:27 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
It's k, you don't need to

It's k, you don't need to
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-08-2015, 03:16 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 621
Posted By porcupinetheater
I'm an idiot and can't detect sarcasm on the...

I'm an idiot and can't detect sarcasm on the Internet.

I'm going to tell myself it happens to everyone and try to suppress all this regret and shame.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-08-2015, 03:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 621
Posted By porcupinetheater
Except, like, the world's always been shitty and...

Except, like, the world's always been shitty and we're just looking at the past with rose colored glasses thanks to nostalgia.

Perhaps people said "please," and "take care" more 60 years ago but...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-07-2015, 09:46 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
And then the worst part - film is a visual...

And then the worst part - film is a visual medium.

"Show, don't tell."

Apparently good ol Ridley missed the memo, cause motherfucker was just telling everything left and right.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 10-06-2015, 03:25 PM
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Posted By porcupinetheater
Snowpiercer is still Bong Joon-Ho's worst film by...

Snowpiercer is still Bong Joon-Ho's worst film by a stretch.

But then it's up against stuff like Memories of Murder and Mother, so it's not really a fair contest.
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