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Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 01-03-2013, 07:54 AM
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Posted By DeadToPain
Guess it depends if you have a really funny...

Guess it depends if you have a really funny looking birthmark on your head or not...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 01-03-2013, 07:52 AM
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Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
I saw that too. It made my head hurt....And made...

I saw that too. It made my head hurt....And made me feel older than I already do.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 01-02-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
How was eveyone's New Year? I got to see the...

How was eveyone's New Year? I got to see the Afghan Whigs in Cincinnati! Dulli threatened to have the sound guy play "Moves Like Jagger" if people didn't stop making out at the stroke of midnight....
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 03:06 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
I stand by my use of it for that situation. I say...

I stand by my use of it for that situation. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I have no regrets. I've never actually bought a safety razor, nor shaved with one. Like I said, I used to use a...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 01:06 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
Dude. It is...AMAZE-BALLS.

Dude. It is...AMAZE-BALLS.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 12:56 PM
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Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
I know how to use a straight razor. My Mom gave...

I know how to use a straight razor. My Mom gave me an old pearl handled one that belonged to my grandfather. It broke a couple years ago, I was devastated.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 12:37 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
CVS has a 5-blade disposable that's cheap and...

CVS has a 5-blade disposable that's cheap and effective. I break out pretty easily, so I have to change blades a lot. It's like 3 for $6, which is cheap as hell for anything decent. I used to use the...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 12:25 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
See. Exactly what I'm talking about. I could not...

See. Exactly what I'm talking about. I could not stand that. Props to you and every grizzled motherscratcher out there keeping the manly dream alive!:chug:
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
I can shave in less than 5 minutes. Hell, if I do...

I can shave in less than 5 minutes. Hell, if I do it in the shower I can wash myself, my hair, my face, shave, wash my face again, and be dried off in 10.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 12:16 PM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
For sure. I definitely wouldn't understand. I've...

For sure. I definitely wouldn't understand. I've never grown a Seattle-Folk-Singer beard in my life. I imagine it's a lot of upkeep. I don't shave to be lazy. Once the facial hair makes it more work...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 10:59 AM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
...And we've been together for going on 6 years...

...And we've been together for going on 6 years now, you've gotta take the lovin's however you can get them. She doesn't really use it as a tool, but she makes it quite clear that it bothers her. It...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 10:55 AM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
Oh, she's a lucky bitch. She can not shave her...

Oh, she's a lucky bitch. She can not shave her legs for MONTHS at a time literally, and I won't notice. Her hair is so fine on her legs that you can't even see it without really trying. She's...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-20-2012, 10:10 AM
Replies: 27,234
Views: 296,476
Posted By DeadToPain
My lady won't let me grow a beard, bums me out....

My lady won't let me grow a beard, bums me out. It took me until I was 28 until I could actually grow a full beard. I had about a month and a half going up until 3 days ago; I miss it terribly.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
That's hard. Either my Sister or my girlfriend...

That's hard. Either my Sister or my girlfriend and kittie. That's a tough call.
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 02:49 PM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
Well, golly folks; thank you! As inconsequential...

Well, golly folks; thank you! As inconsequential as it may seem to some people for strangers to say that on a message board, it really means a lot to me. I've been having a rough time wrapping my...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 09:15 AM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
HAHA! I don't remember too much of it, I was only...

HAHA! I don't remember too much of it, I was only 9 or 10, but I remember being scared shitless that I was going to lose something down there. I had quite a few medical problems as a kid, but I grew...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 08:53 AM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
I applied for Social Security, I've paid quite a...

I applied for Social Security, I've paid quite a bit in since I started working a lot of hours since I was young. They started sending me statements when I was 21, which is young apparently. It says...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 08:28 AM
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Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
I used to stray around the poetry section when I...

I used to stray around the poetry section when I first joined, just kind of fell off the map. I was used to feeling old back then, so it doesn't bother me. I used to throw weird things I grew up with...
Forum: Community: Music/Off-Topic 12-18-2012, 07:33 AM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 20,130
Posted By DeadToPain
I used to love McRibs too. They served something...

I used to love McRibs too. They served something similar in my high school lunch room too, loved it as well. I had one last year and my first thought was, "pickles?!? what the fucking fuck?", second...
Forum: Other Music 12-30-2007, 08:22 AM
Replies: 62,653
Views: 1,874,683
Posted By DeadToPain
Explosions In the Sky-First Breath After Coma

Explosions In the Sky-First Breath After Coma
Forum: Literature & Lyrics 12-30-2007, 08:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 423
Posted By DeadToPain
The Clown Woman of Alcatraz

The Clown Woman of Alcatraz

the room is half full of drunken fools.
small and dirty, smoke-choked and gritty.
just another night in the scheme of things.
and the lack of light can't make you...
Forum: Literature & Lyrics 11-29-2007, 06:07 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 239
Posted By DeadToPain
In Father Murdock's Eyes

I'm aware that the rhyme scheme is odd. the lyrics are to an industrial song in the vein of Skinny Puppy and Cabaret Voltaire, so the rhythm is sort of strange. i'll link the track when it's done...
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 11-28-2007, 03:03 AM
Replies: 438
Views: 8,306
Posted By DeadToPain
??? sorry lost me there. regardless, you've moved...

??? sorry lost me there. regardless, you've moved past the topic at hand. i'll continue tomorrow. i have a big day of puffing away to get at. need to get my rest, that cancer needs time to grow, ya...
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 11-28-2007, 03:00 AM
Replies: 438
Views: 8,306
Posted By DeadToPain
ohhhh....a gay joke, i'm so offended. well, i am...

ohhhh....a gay joke, i'm so offended. well, i am a smoker, so i must smoke pole too, huh? do you have any inane prejudices against homosexuals too? i mean, hell, why not berate everyone?
Forum: Politics, News, and World Issues 11-28-2007, 02:52 AM
Replies: 438
Views: 8,306
Posted By DeadToPain
he seems pretty dead on to me.

he seems pretty dead on to me.
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