I'm such a horrible cook
 

Last night, I accidentally cooked some macaroni and cheese that was expired by a month. When I put it in the microwave, I also forgot to take the lid off.

The last time I tried to cook fish, I put it on aluminum foil. It was horrible. Don't cook fish on aluminum foil. The directions said don't do it as well, but I didn't see it until after it was already cooked and I realized I had messed it up.

One time I tried cooking a pizza by just setting it on top of the grill in the oven. When I tried to pull it out, it flipped over and landed at the bottom of the oven, cheese smeared everywhere. It was a horrendous mess.

What a fuck up. In any case, I have enough money to go out to eat every single day and that's usually what I do. I usually just eat a tv dinner or some pancakes or whatever for breakfast and go out for lunch and dinner. I guess that will not change any time soon. Let the professionals do their work!

Learn to cook welfare scrounger

Without all this free money the government gives me, how could I afford to eat out literally every single day?

I ate at Five Guys today.

Thanks for lunch, Sinternet. Your taxes are highly appreciated. Now get back to work, slave.

You cook macaroni and cheese in the microwave?


AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Another question: why do you still make threads, I mean why do you post? I mean what's the deal with cruelty?

are you saying he's a glutton for it, or asking why he engages in it

I guess both make sense

don't go to macdonalds, also how fat are you? I only see you eat crap junk food

If he's too lazy to boil water, hes fat af.

I'm pretty sure with a bit of dedication you can learn how to cook some basics! :)

He's an adult and can't cook macaroni and cheese. Teaching him basics would be like trying to teach a retarded monkey how to peel a banana.

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