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Consanguinity 10-26-2013 06:04 AM

Little Known Facts About the Bible
 
1. The teaching on the eternal torment in hell is not taught in the Bible.

2. One of its authors, Paul, was an agent involved in a plot to subvert the Christian sect.

3. The Rapture is not taught in the Bible

4. The Bible teaches that at some point in history, there will be a device that will be necessary to own in order to participate in the economic system.

5. The Bible predicted global warming at the end of time.

6. The Bible is extremely critical of organized religion and views the majority of priests consistently as being thieves and cons.

7. The Bible condemns Christmas trees, but only indirectly, by referring to an ancient practice that eventually led to the practice we have today.

Against All Authority 10-26-2013 06:25 AM

how many trees have been felled to produce this nonsensical book of scary fairy tales?

haw many innocent people have died because the bible has been used as justification for acts of greed?

how many young children have been buggered at sunday school?

Consanguinity 10-26-2013 06:56 AM

I don't know, I was hoping just to talk about unusual and little known facts.

thedeadwalk! 10-26-2013 06:59 AM

Where did you get these?

Consanguinity 10-26-2013 07:17 AM

Why, I found them reading the old manual itself!

Against All Authority 10-26-2013 07:49 AM

what did you hope to achieve by pointing them out?

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1. The teaching on the eternal torment in hell is not taught in the Bible.
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well they needed a new stick to beat the people into submission with
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2. One of its authors, Paul, was an agent involved in a plot to subvert the Christian sect.
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paul was a jew who led the debate on whether circumcision is a christian thing or not. it is still an issue today as much as back then. statues of christ tend to always have a loin cloth to avoid the issue
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3. The Rapture is not taught in the Bible
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not this again
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4. The Bible teaches that at some point in history, there will be a device that will be necessary to own in order to participate in the economic system.
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mastercard probably
[QUOTE=Consanguinity;19085322]
5. The Bible predicted global warming at the end of time.
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about the only prophecy they got right. and there is a difference between earth being burned to cinder by the sun and what we consider global warming
[QUOTE=Consanguinity;19085322]
6. The Bible is extremely critical of organized religion and views the majority of priests consistently as being thieves and cons.
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take one to know one
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7. The Bible condemns Christmas trees, but only indirectly, by referring to an ancient practice that eventually led to the practice we have today.
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christianity is an aggregation of false gods and idols and pagan doctrines

30157469432066 10-26-2013 08:49 AM

jesus is pretty neat

Hep Kat 10-26-2013 10:38 AM

ts reps his jesus piece

jtees4 10-28-2013 06:59 AM

MEMO: Global Warming is now called Climate Change....didn't you get the memo? The fact that the Earth hasn't warmed in a number of years forced the change in the talking points. The Bible is so behind the times, it's like....ancient.

Krabsworth 10-28-2013 04:38 PM

[QUOTE=Against All Authority;19085328]how many trees have been felled to produce this nonsensical book of scary fairy tales?

haw many innocent people have died because the bible has been used as justification for acts of greed?

how many young children have been buggered at sunday school?[/QUOTE]

go to hell faggot

Consanguinity 10-30-2013 03:59 PM

Even if the overall trend is not toward warming, the prophecy may nevertheless be fulfilled if temperature rises in areas of higher population density. It wouldn't be necessary or feasible that every inch of globe is warmed but especially those where humanity has located its civilization.

That it is referring to vials poured on the Sun; yes, but it makes clear that the Sun does radiate to a degree such that the inhabitants of the earth are burned by it. I spent some time one Summer in San Antonio and if you are exposed long in that region you will burn. If temperatures rise in the way both science and the Bible expect them to, very few of us will escape its heat.

The Bible might be construed in one spot as indicating the seasonal extremes will grow more harsh; that is, Winter will become more harshly cold, while Summer will be historical in its merciless onslaught of furnace-like heat.

ncguitar 10-31-2013 08:03 AM

[QUOTE=Against All Authority;19085328]how many trees have been felled to produce this nonsensical book of scary fairy tales?

haw many innocent people have died because the bible has been used as justification for acts of greed?

how many young children have been buggered at sunday school?[/QUOTE]

Omg infallible rebuttal of christianity here!

Against All Authority 10-31-2013 08:14 AM

don't they have the word sarcasm in the chilean dialect?

ncguitar 10-31-2013 08:31 AM

It's the internet, you can't always tell wether it is sarcasm.

30157469432066 10-31-2013 08:34 AM

chile believes in jesus and yet its one of the worst places in the world

figure that out

ncguitar 10-31-2013 09:13 AM

Ok!

30157469432066 10-31-2013 09:18 AM

qed jesus not real


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