Rename albums based on their cover art
 

Fairly simple idea, but don't do this for albums that already have this going on in their cover art. That's no good.

The Velvet Underground and Nico- [i]Banana[/i]

Sonic Youth- [i]Candle[/i]

The Mars Volta- [i]I Was Driving In My Car and I Saw A Guy Who Was Wearing the Same Red Velvet Bag Over His Head As I Was[/i]

Beck- [i]A Very Shaggy Dog Is Jumping Over A Hurdle[/i]

Weezer- [i]Four Dorks on a Blue Background[/i]
Weezer- [i]Four Dorks on a Green Background[/i]

Pink Floyd- [i]When Light Enters A Prism It Is Diffracted Into The Seven Composite Colors of Natural Sunlight[/i]

Led Zeppelin- [i]Oh The Humanity![/i]

Iron Maiden- [i]Eddie[/i]

Radiohead- [i]Here Are Some Mountains[/i]

Melvins- [i]Oh Look A Puppy With Two Heads I Want to Pet It[/i]

Nirvana- [i]Naked Baby In Swimming Pool Knows the Value of Money[/i]

Ok now it is your turn.

Talking Heads - "This is what happens when you wash your face with sandpaper"

My Bloody Valentine - [I]Pink Paper Covering a Guitar[/I]
Ween - [i]Woman Wearing Ween Belt[/i]

[QUOTE=Zmev]My Bloody Valentine - [I]Pink Paper Covering a Guitar[/I]
Ween - [i]Woman Wearing Ween Belt[/i][/QUOTE]

You just reminded me of the album which gave me the idea for this thread:

My Bloody Valentine- [i]Electric Cotton Candy[/i]

Pink Floyd - [I]Two Men, One's On Fire[/I]
The Who - [I]Standing In The Middle Of Nowhere Next To An Outhouse[/I]
The Faint - [I]Man Having Seizure[/I]
David Bowie - [I]The Rise And Fall Of A Sleazy Bar With An Androgynous Man Standing Outside[/I]
Red Hot Chili Peppers - [I]Our Backyard Swimming Pool[/I]
Radiohead - [I]OK Blurry Intersection[/I]
The Beach Boys - [I]Let's Go To The Petting Zoo[/I]

The Strokes - Arse
Audioslave - Fake fire in a desolate area
Qotsa - Pitchfork

edit: awesome thread btw

Minutemen - [I]Hey I'm Mike Watt and I drive a VW[/I]

Talking Heads-Chimp (Naked)
The Cure-Lips (Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me)
The Replacements-Handshake (Pleased To Meet Me)

God I suck at this

Olivia Tremor Control - [i]Ok so we were at church one day looking at stained glass and stuff got stoned and were inspired[/i]

[QUOTE=EightMilesHighThe Who - [I]Standing In The Middle Of Nowhere Next To An Outhouse[/I][/QUOTE]

Um, if you're talking about [i]Who's Next[/i] then you might want to look at the cover a little more closely ;)

And it's not an outhouse, it's a stone or concrete pillar of some sort.

[I]I'm a Hip Black Dude Colored Blue[/I] - Every Jazz album

The Clash- [I]Cmon, that's not how you play a bass[/I]

Bloodhound Gang- [I]Rev. Falwell, I think you should take a look at this[/I]

Dylan- [I]Folk singer & man's crotch[/I]

The Beatles- [I]Life-long advocates of cross-walks[/I]

The Mars Volta- [I]Obviously, nasty sores of ataraxia will feel the sting of the opiate copulation[/I]

...Traid of Dead- [I]History for Dummies[/I]

Public Enemy- [I]Angry black men, one wears a clock[/I]

Andrew W.K.- [I]New Tide Ultra even gets out blood!!![/I]

[QUOTE=Zappa][I]I'm a Hip Black Dude Colored Blue[/I] - Every Jazz album[/QUOTE]

Da[I]m[/I]n homie.

Beat Happening - [I]Hey Everyone, I'm a Kitty in a Rocket and Whoa This Is Some Birght Yellow[/I]

The Clash - [I]Standing On Some Railroad Tracks[/I]
Metallica - [I]BIG ANGRY FIST!!!![/I]
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - [I]Some Wire And Stars[/I]

[QUOTE=Zappa][I]I'm a Hip Black Dude Colored Blue[/I] - Every Jazz album[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=YDload]Um, if you're talking about [i]Who's Next[/i] then you might want to look at the cover a little more closely ;)

And it's not an outhouse, it's a stone or concrete pillar of some sort.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention as I went through my CD collection.

[QUOTE=Zappa][I]I'm a Hip Black Dude Colored Blue[/I] - Every Jazz album[/QUOTE]
:lol:

The Mars Volta - [i]Decapitated Head Lies on a Table and Projectile Vomits Light[/i]

Wow, people think I'm funny.

[QUOTE=Zappa]Wow, people think I'm funny.[/QUOTE]

Actually it made me sad.

Radiohead - [i]Guy With White Nipples[/i]
Porcupine Tree - [i]Desert With Red Telephone Booth[/i]
Elliott Smith - [i]Two Guys Jumping Off Of Building[/i]
Smashing Pumpkins - [i]Two Little Girls With Angel Wings[/i]
Smashing Pumpkins - [i]Check Dressed In Black That I'd Probably Bang[/i]

[QUOTE=Zappa]Wow, people think I'm funny.[/QUOTE]
Only because you're right.

Cryptopsy - [i]Decapitated Head, It's What's for Dinner[/i]

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Actually it made me sad.[/QUOTE]

Why?

Slowdive - [I]There's a Possibility That These People Enjoy Greek Cuisine[/I]

Billy Corgan - I could have made a good album cover, but I made this shoddy pretentious one instead
Mars Volta - Lets all rip off funeral for a friend and put bags on our heads


/I hate ffaf with a passion which made this even more hard to bare.

Rage Against the Machine- [i]This Monk Is Setting Himself On Fire As a Form of Protest, but We Just Play Angry Music and It's Less Painful That Way[/i]

Pavement - Two Weird Guys and a Talking Dog

[B]Neutral Milk Hotel[/B] - [I]Person with a patato for a head doing a weird hitler salute of some kind[/I]

[B]Xiu Xiu[/B] - [I]A naked man holding a baby upside down as his pe[SIZE=2]n[/SIZE]is is blocked out by an orange block[/I]

[B]Ryan Adams[/B] - [I]Ryan standing infront of an upside down american flag desperately wanting to go poop[/I]

[B]Kings of Convenience [/B] - [I]Casual hipsters[/I]

[QUOTE=Zappa]Why?[/QUOTE]

I don't know.

Embrace - [I]Ian's New Band With Some Weird Drawing on the Cover :- D[/I]

Beck - [I]Some Weird Robot Thing In Front Of A Red Sky[/I]

The Stooges - [I]Let's Take Off Our Shirts And Smear Our Chests With Broken Glass And Peanut Butter[/I]

Deftones-Some hit girl on the cover (Around the fur)
Radiohead-A bunch of randomn words (Hail to the theif)
Porcupine Tree-Confused Smurf (In Absentia)

Queen- [i]I Am A Giant Robot and I Want to Crush You All[/i]

Pink Floyd- [i]A Wall[/i]

Pink Floyd- [i]The Difference Between You and Me Is That I'm Not on Fire[/i]

Iced Earth- [i]Something Epic[/i]

Funkadelic- [i]The Head of a Woman with an Afro and The Whole Thing Is Covered With Maggots[/i]

Big Black - [i]Ouch I Stubbed My Toe[/i]