Christmas no.1?
 

I was just wondering what people thought about us maybe having a songwriting competition for the christmas no.1?

obviously the songs would have to have a 'christmassy' feel, and perhaps the mods, or more accomplished members such as [B]zep[/B] (unless he wants to join in :naughty: ) could judge. anyway, just an idea that i thought we be quite cool and a bit of a laugh. :smoke:

good idea/bad idea?

EDIT: all songs to be posted here -

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forum...826#post5881826[/url]

I think it would be a cool idea.. but could I judge? Just because I couldn't win... but that would be cool. :)

hey mozz, how about a lemon snow cone?

:lol: ... I would, but the last time it tasted funny :\

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]hey mozz, how about a lemon snow cone?[/QUOTE]

don't eat the yellow snow! :smoke:

[QUOTE=theredwonder]don't eat the yellow snow! :smoke:[/QUOTE]

That was the joke....

lol

reddy likes to state the obvious :\


/but I still <3 you red

Hmm i'm not so sure it would be a great idea, i mean theres gonna be a sh|t load of corny christmas songs taking over the forum...and how the hell could you possibly judge them?

Sorry to piss on your parade, just my 2p...

No everyone should post them in the same thread... that way it is all contained, and then we could have a "votes" thread... kind of like the lyrical challenge section.

indeed
and then we can have the hottest S&L member challenge

^^^ you really want to win something, don't you??

/wait that implies you would win... hrmm....

do you realized, you've over doubled my post count in like 3 weeks?

But I won't reach 5000 for like a month, if I have my way...

/mysterious

Hmm still not sure, that thread is gonna reek of cheese... :rolleyes:

Not if I wrote a song... it would be so subtle and wonderful and ... Ahhh, who the hell am I kidding. :upset;

I could smell the cheese as soon as I saw the thread title :p

I would win for cheesiness. I was actually thinking of making this thread before, but didn't want to unleash my cheese too soon...


edit: I used a cheese word 3 times up there :)

im dreaming of a dry christmas

I voulenteer for judge, seeing as I will [B]not[/B] be entering... :thumb:

Well.. is the song supposed to be cheesy "christmas time is wonderful, lets dance in the snow" stuff, or is it supposed to be serious? :confused:

edit: what about if we do winter songs? I already have a winter song.

Even if they are winter songs we could guarantee they would all almost sound the same.

this is the worst or weirdest x mas song ever...

Whip a string of lights around
Use it to fight
All my battles
She said, “careful of the ice”
I felt the ground
Fly from underneath my feet

Forget the ham
We embrace
A little eggnog
On your face
Darling tonight
The red and green glow
In your eyes is out
Of sight
And I can still here silent night
I can still here
Silent night

So lets put on
All of your Alice Cooper cd’s
Before long
I could here you ring your keys
Watch the sleet
Fall on your car
Know tonight
Im gonna see the stars
Yeah cause

Darling tonight
The red and green glow
In your eyes is out
Of sight
And I can still here
Silent night
I can still here
Silent night
Silent night
Silent night

^^ he wins...

that was actually good too :upset:

[QUOTE=severed_heaven]Even if they are winter songs we could guarantee they would all almost sound the same.[/QUOTE]

And if I could think of anything to say I guess I wouldn’t be speechless. Standing. Waiting.
Its only 11 but it feels like 3.
And It’s cold enough to warrant a reason to leave.
My back’s on the wall but I feel like I’m in charge...
I guess I’m lying to myself after all.
Am I strong enough to pull myself up?
Is this it? is this enough?

the payphone on the corner is broken
I remind you to call me guess I shouldn’t have spoken
And as the spotlight fades, its taken away
and every good thing that you knew never mattered anyway

And if I could think of anything to feel I guess I wouldn’t be useless.
Listen. Nothing.
Its half past 2 but it feels like 3.
Why do bad things always happen to me?
I’m down on the ground but I feel like I’m up...
I seem lack the urge to give up
And am I strong enough to let this one go?
Is this over? What do I owe?

The payphone on the corner is broken
I remind you to call me guess I shouldn’t have spoken
And as the spotlight fades, it’s taken away
And every good think you knew never mattered anyway
And as the last car pulls itself onto the shoulder
I feel kind of weak and I look myself over
And my good life fades, its taken away
At least I never had the decency to care anyway

And is it so bad to rather drown than fall
out the top floor window of a desolate hall
And to pass though the air looking back on it all
And regretting your actions as you hit the wall

The payphone on the corner is broken
I remind you to call me guess I shouldn’t have spoken
And as the spotlight fades, its taken away
And every good thing you knew never mattered anyway
And as the last car pulls itself onto the shoulder
I feel kind of weak and I look myself over
And as my good life fades, its taken away
At least you never had the decency to care anway

Its finally dawn

/I win ;).. memories.. I wrote this crap like a year ago...

The only thing that linked that song to xmas was the vague reference to silent night, oh and di i see the word lights in there :rolleyes:

Edit: @ blastfunk03

i think this should be a seasonal song, seeing how we should be nondenominational at all times (as to be PC)

ice, eggnog, sleet, red and green...

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]i think this should be a seasonal song, seeing how we should be nondenominational at all times (as to be PC)[/QUOTE]

gay off, queer face.

you stupid bitch

/finger spasms

[QUOTE=severed_heaven]The only thing that linked that song to xmas was the vague reference to silent night, oh and di i see the word lights in there :rolleyes:

Edit: @ blastfunk03[/QUOTE]

the "string of lights, red and green glow, ham, eggnog, sleet, jingle of keys", very subtle references

You couldn't have been more subtle if you had a red dressing gown, a big belly, an overgrown white beard, and been flying about like a maniac shouting ho ho ****ing ho.