Challenge 68 Blasphemy Replies
 

talkity talk talk talk..

I'll have something interesting up by tonight

(not a song)

words can not explain how much i've wanted this word.

yeah, i wanna know how bad i did

Whatever, it's all Florida's fault.

Stupid guitarist can't practice tomorrow. I don't care how much homework he has, he can spare 4 hours.

in my opinion, its ALWAYS Florida's fault. think about it: the 2000 election....who's fault was it? FLORIDA'S! the constant resurgance of old people......who's fault is it? FLORIDA'S! the Rodney King beating.......................

The Flyers not being in the Cup Finals? FLORIDA! We should vote it off the island....yes, Survivor: States. Who wants that *****-shaped, swamp-infested pile of [retirement homes] anyway? Pssh, and they can keep Disney World, less tourists for us...

oh btw, to commemorate the happenings of last election, this election I am going to go out and lynch some guys named Chad....who's in?

Ha! A well-hung Chad!


(sorry, I had to say it)

Bonus points for anyone that can find a pregnant chad to assault.

[QUOTE]Who wants that *****-shaped, swamp-infested pile of [retirement homes] anyway? Pssh, and they can keep Disney World, less tourists for us...[/QUOTE]

wow...I think I live in the Florida of England...other wise known as Dorset.

Minus Disney World.

I got dibs on an AIDS Infested Pregnant Chad

I got dibs on not knowing what's going on.

I got a glove in a freebox on the street last night. I said that because it rhymes with gaslight. It's true......mind you. ummmm blasphemy is bad.

That is my song.

...ok tool ;)

As long as we're calling dibs on who we get to lynch. I call anybody who has ever said "how about this heat we're gettin?" during the middle of June! Sonsabitchhes!

(the extra "h" is for added emphasis, not so i can get out of having my word look like this sonsabitches! So there!)

Whoopee, I won.

Also, Tampa Bay rules. Eat it, Canadians. Florida's what it's aboot, eh. :cool:

by the way, my song's up now. so feel free to knock it down a peg or two.

and the gibberish is starting again.

Dfelon is just a cynic asshole who likes to eat at..Pizza Hut

Pixies, I think you need to lay off the crack for ONE NIGHT, ok?

Speaking of which, little kids are awesome. Example:

During the summer I work at a barn/summer camp. One day I was leading trail rides. There's this little kid on the horse right behind me.

Little kid: Oh my god! Your horse is pooping!
Me: Horses gotta go too, dude.
Little kid: Horses are the exact opposite of people!
Me: Yeah? How's that?
Little kid: Well, horses can walk and poop, but they have to stop to pee, but I can walk and pee, but I have to stop to poop.

Example 2:

Little girl sees horse pissing. She says to her friend, "What's hanging under Deacon's belly? Is that his PEE PEE?" Her friend says, "No way! That's his WEINER!"

[QUOTE]Little kid: Well, horses can walk and poop, but they have to stop to pee, but I can walk and pee, but I have to stop to poop.
[/QUOTE]

....M

Well.. this may be my last challenge in 5 or so months depending on how this month ends. 3 weeks left. blah

Mr. Pizza Man??? What the hell is that?

And yes, little kids do rock. My little nephew, who's like 5 years old now, is turning into a complete mack daddy. I was babysitting him while my sister was out of town and took him to Shrek 2. I tell him to pick where we sit and he sits down right next to this **** good looking girl who immediately starts awwing at how cute my nephew is. Long story short, I end up getting hooked up with this girl....all thanks to my nephew. So there.

one more thing, how come i can say sonsabitches without anything getting *'d out. but i can't say dam with an 'n'???

blasphemy, that is.

K.S.E, may i ask what's up with the comment about me in the challenge thread? it's blasphemous.

I'm guessing he gets tired of your lyrics?

For some reason, people around me all seem to have their panties in a wad. I think I should consult the stars and learn the truth!

*sorting my tea leaves*

its cause i hate you.

That's a lie. It's because your mom hates me. The line was too long, so I didn't get to see her tonight.