[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18206944]uh oh i think i'm in a falling-for-a-different-girl-every-day phase again

and i guess drugs and sleep it is then jake i've tried the other two[/QUOTE]

heeeyyyyyyy me too

so far i have teeny cwushes on like 4 girls in different classes. i probably wont talk to any of them. i'm such a pussy.

all i ever do on facebook is creep on people anyway

fell for this girl today:

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9mpyl0AAZ1qzesezo1_500.jpg[/img]

fuckckfufkc

[I]damn[/I]

i'd say definitely talk to her shes really cute but

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18206951][B]i probably wont talk to any of them. i'm such a pussy.[/B][/QUOTE]

i'm also a hypocrite

i usually sit there on facebook and think none of these ppl give a shit so y do i even bother but i still sit there neway

oh yeah i definitely won't talk to her my boner would get in the way

tonight should be fun

if it falls through with this girl tonight I'll just hit on girls at the party or something

hit em up with that creepy smile

tell em about your soviet hat

make sure your hair is really soft, gets me so much cock it's unreal

just kidding i love you steve

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18206962]hit em up with that creepy smile

tell em about your soviet hat[/QUOTE]

lol

Haven't worn that thing in ages.

mmm there's almost nothin' like getting the back of your neck shaved with a straight razor

almost nothin like getting the back of your dick licked by a dude named razor

[QUOTE=Cocaine;18206969]mmm there's almost nothin' like getting the back of your neck shaved with a straight razor[/QUOTE]

and people say my posts are bad...

Implying we care

implying

you don't get it faggot

frankie spambot

hey what's with the insults jeez i'm just trying to have a good time

listening to the hunt for ida wave

gets me all I DON'T FUCKING CARE FAGGOT~

i like how my phone takes an hour to receive a text

least I don't have to pick up my brother

i like how everyone takes a second to not give a shit

it usually takes me a few mins to take a shit

slow bowels there bro

ive been constipated a couple times for the first time in years lately

just thought you guys would like to know

beer shits

ugh

yeah i like take my time, it's where my head is most clear

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18206507][I]Civilisation V[/I] is tempting

[img]http://imgur.com/eso3u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

is this... an rts civ?!

fucking hell just looked up some photos of my 2nd gf

what a fucking mess she is, really embarrassing