[QUOTE=JayLink;15587453]She is so hot in bed, she would cause you to have a complete meltdown.. She just misses me.. Now you know the real reason for the Music challenge in Seattle.. It would take at least 9 of you guys to only begin to arouse her..
The most sensual woman I Have ever met.[/QUOTE]
lol

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15587454]her face is all "handling jay's link is like handling death and taxes"[/QUOTE]

lol

how do you arouse her, jay?

rub her back with your layers of fat? that's ****ing gross.

and your myspace profile says you're single. Jesus, who're you trying to kid?

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587487]how do you arouse her, jay?

rub her back with your layers of fat? that's ****ing gross.

and your myspace profile says you're single. Jesus, who're you trying to kid?[/QUOTE]
She is a girlfriend.. we don't live together, we are not married or engaged.. so therefor I am single and always available..:naughty:
You'd be surprised how many hot chicks like fat guys.. I was surprised!!!

Yeah, it's amazing what you can get a woman to do when you flash the cash.

Maybe I should form a shitty rock band, write shitty music, eat deep fried ice cream, or deep fried anything for that matter, and then pay off a mildly attractive middle aged women to stay still while I try to pork er'.

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587496]Yeah, it's amazing what you can get a woman to do when you flash the cash.

Maybe I should form a shitty rock band, write shitty music, eat deep fried ice cream, or deep fried anything for that matter, and then pay off a mildly attractive middle aged women to stay still while I try to pork er'.[/QUOTE]

Good Ideas.. Sad thing is, Grace would defend me to the death.. She said I am the most beautiful, kind, caring and sensitive guy she has ever met.. Scary huh?

Course we both date other people, so it might have been a lot of BS.. but honestly, she is very special to me..

Polyamarous much?

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587361]still better than anything you've ever come close to trying to nail in your life, jay.[/QUOTE]

jaylink likes biker chicks

[QUOTE=JayLink;15587503]Good Ideas.. Sad thing is, Grace would defend me to the death.. She said I am the most beautiful, kind, caring and sensitive guy she has ever met.. Scary huh?

Course we both date other people, so it might have been a lot of BS.. but honestly, she is very special to me..[/QUOTE]

how big is the wad you stick in her purse when you "visit" her?

[QUOTE=JayLink;15587445]Check it out..
If you go to my myspace
and them click on Grace.. She has a car pic on the front, you might be able to see the video without logging in..
She is in the 3rd row 3rd pic.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/jaylink[/url]

Try that..
Don't you have a myspace yet?[/QUOTE]

With creeps like you on it and the banners that suggestively read "for the children?" I don't think so.

And drop dead gorgeous is not the first term that comes to mind.

I think the real question is, how would she react to someone linking her to this thread where you brag to a bunch of kids on the internet about how good she is in bed.

and how big is the wad of donuts you also bring for yourself?

[QUOTE=Danger Bird;15587516]With creeps like you on it and the banners that suggestively read "for the children?" I don't think so.

And drop dead gorgeous is not the first term that comes to mind.

I think the real question is, how would she react to someone linking her to this thread where you brag to a bunch of kids on the internet about how good she is in bed.[/QUOTE]

lol Grace is pretty kinky.. I think she would be tickled.. I'll call her and ask OK?

do it, post sound clipz

i want to hear her man-like husk of a voice

Hey Jay, When Ya Gun' Come Down Er' And Suck Mah Wang Agin? You Give A Killer Bj Wit Dem Fat Lips Of Yose.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15587534]i want to hear her man-like husk of a voice[/QUOTE]

hmmm she does have a deep sultry voice.. What are you trying to say...lol

slutry*

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587538]Hey Jay, When Ya Gun' Come Down Er' And Suck Mah Wang Agin? You Give A Killer Bj Wit Dem Fat Lips Of Yose.[/QUOTE]


Yeah last time I checked she was all 100% woman

did she have an abnormally small vagina?

I think we may be onto something here...

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587553]did she have an abnormally small vagina?

I think we may be onto something here...[/QUOTE]

I think it was pretty normal, course I hadn't seen one in quite a few years.. I usually don't screw around much.. but with this woman, she puts a spell on you..

maybe she used a spell to make her penis disappear, who knows.

[QUOTE=chronopops;15587565]maybe she used a spell to make her penis disappear, who knows.[/QUOTE]

ahahaha lmfao :lol:

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15587567]ahahaha lmfao :lol:[/QUOTE]

Could be...but if that was a man... I"ll have another slice please...:p

i just sent you friend grace this message:

"your boyfriend, jaylink or whatever his name is is bragging to unknown peoples on the inernet (me and etc) about how good you are in bed.

Now, im not a creepy kid looking for action, instead I thought it would be funny to show him bragging to us about you because well, thats just kind of creepy.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587393&postcount=21[/url]
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587445&postcount=27[/url]
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587453&postcount=29[/url]

oh and the thread starts here if you want to read it all:
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543833&page=2[/url]


haha do you appreciate how he talks to you to random people on the inernet?

haha"





now granted i highly doubt this will do anything but you know, it wasted about 12 seconds of my life

[QUOTE=thunderzstruck;15587693]i just sent you friend grace this message:

"your boyfriend, jaylink or whatever his name is is bragging to unknown peoples on the inernet (me and etc) about how good you are in bed.

Now, im not a creepy kid looking for action, instead I thought it would be funny to show him bragging to us about you because well, thats just kind of creepy.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587393&postcount=21[/url]
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587445&postcount=27[/url]
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15587453&postcount=29[/url]

oh and the thread starts here if you want to read it all:
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543833&page=2[/url]


haha do you appreciate how he talks to you to random people on the inernet?

haha"





now granted i highly doubt this will do anything but you know, it wasted about 12 seconds of my life[/QUOTE]

She will get a kick out of it..lol

Oh wait...she just called me and said some creepy nerdy kid was hitting on her looking for some action...was that you...lol
She deleted everything, she gets a lot of these kinds of messages..hahaha

She said tell that kid he is a fukin' loser...

[QUOTE=JayLink;15587697]She will get a kick out of it..lol

Oh wait...she just called me and said some creepy nerdy kid was hitting on her looking for some action...was that you...lol
She deleted everything, she gets a lot of these kinds of messages..hahaha

She said tell that kid he is a fukin' loser...[/QUOTE]

well considering she isnt online or hasnt even read my message yet, i dont think shes referring to me.. sorry :/

I also doubt you had that conversation in 2 minutes jay

[QUOTE=thunderzstruck;15587703]well considering she isnt online or hasnt even read my message yet, i dont think shes referring to me.. sorry :/[/QUOTE]

Like I said...she gets a ton of those from sickos like you.. she deletes them all..
She's on the phone now, I told her to check her myspace.:p

I gotta tell you man... you're the creepy one here...real creepy

Note to TurdBird.. it only took one minute to explain about the trolls on here..

ask her what my message title was

Right telling kids as young as 13 how much of a "meltdown" your girl is in the sack, as well as posting her myspace, is less creepy than telling her about it

[QUOTE=Danger Bird;15587713]Right telling kids as young as 13 how much of a "meltdown" your girl is in the sack, as well as posting her myspace, is less creepy than telling her about it[/QUOTE]

No, the creepy thing is I have never met her.. she is not my girlfriend at all... I made the whole thing up..:eek:

Plus moron, I didn't post her myspace. I posted a cool video of her working on cars..