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Volumnius Flush 07-13-2017 05:21 PM

Texas gets medieval
 
[url]http://www.easttexasmatters.com/news/local-news/new-law-will-allow-open-carry-of-knives-swords-in-texas/764329914[/url]

We'll be able to carry swords starting in September.

Come one, come all, bring ye'er lute! Bring ye'er chain armor to the Texas Renaissance Festival, held everywhere in the state, every day forever! All ye lads and lasses, come have a roast pig on the spit, visit the town square and throw rotten vegetation at town crooks, maybe we can even get some fresh faggots and burn some witches!

Yee-haw!

sokorny 07-13-2017 08:45 PM

Maybe appeal more to the Ninjas than Renaissance fans??

Volumnius Flush 07-13-2017 10:50 PM

Hey fuckwit, how dare you appropriate Asian culture? The Asians are a noble, exalted people. Far be it for us savage white saltines to use their culture in such self-serving ways. After all we are just barbaric savages, who produced Beethoven, indoor plumbing, the VCR, oh and about every other thing of value to civilization in the history of ever.

Volumnius Flush 07-13-2017 10:54 PM

You see, the Asians like the Chinese are an exalted and noble people. They eat dogs, they kill elephants to harvest their ivory, they harvest the organs of religious dissidents, harness slave labor and they throw their unwanted babies in the river. Yes, far be it for us savage whites to mimic that remarkable culture.

Volumnius Flush 07-19-2017 08:52 AM

Knight Lives Matter

TheSonomaDude 07-26-2017 11:49 AM

As a Texan I can say that I know many people who'll enjoy this

(*The Noonward Race*) 07-28-2017 07:49 PM

Yer such a ladlass!

(*The Noonward Race*) 07-28-2017 07:51 PM

I mean lardass!

(*The Noonward Race*) 07-28-2017 07:51 PM

Bitch can't even carry a sword, too texan.

Likely would clumsily diet-sever slice half their guts out.

Seppuku, but if texans could read.

hometurphindia 07-29-2017 12:50 AM

Texas gets medieval
 
i cant find out the relevancy of this thread to Texas gets medieval.

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