rap battles thread
you guys wanna rap battle eachother?
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i down like willis off the niners
but the truth is MX got gangs of stinky loose vaginas |
pinkys loose in the hinds now
finger fucked simpletons baby in her spine now Its easter fucked mx in its keester elfs like keebler puttin up shelves like im helpin the teacher fuck everyone on mx...swag fucking fags im such a bad lyricist im wack |
PSYCHE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA
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quick flash gash catch the lash of a complex
flow finna splatter matter on walls like v-tech siren when I spit but I'll shit on a cop you fairy fag skag bags might want a stop watch, your life is ending one tick at a time seconds don't count when you're floating in brine less than zero peers cause I'm one of a kind uh, I pop pussies like glocks |
actually you dont marinate things in brine you brine them in brine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brining |
i meant it as in being dead and in the ocean, but you're still cool
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changed it si it flows better anyway
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sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise :D ----------------------------------------------- urine trouble, isn't welcome to the jungle. girls ask "wanna fuck"? he says i "just wanna cuddle" Destined to be your creepy uncle bitter, living in a tent by the river A fetish for gents in glitter I got 2 billion ho's on twitter That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights and the people ive killed You at home with your warcraft guild im stoned off green crack keepin it trill ---------------------------------------- publiccastration has a semen-to-the-face fixation Its his natural medication, each time feels amazing has the life of an anime asian too bad real life ho's don't watch yu yu hakusho Damn i got off |
Also, does this site take stupid long to load anything for you guys?
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its been really slow for the last few days
mat: Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots |
yeah seriously i thought that was only me it's painful to go through the forum
luc's got that technicality but matious goes straight for the throat lol i like this thread |
strap up tight like an indecisive dyke
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sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise :D ----------------------------------------------- urine trouble, isn't welcome to the jungle. girls ask "wanna fuck"? he says i "just wanna cuddle" Destined to be your creepy uncle bitter, living in a tent by the river A fetish for gents in glitter I got 2 billion ho's on twitter That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights and the people ive killed You at home with your warcraft guild im stoned off green crack keepin it trill Damn i got off[/QUOTE] dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage while blogging furiously from a tumblr page when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin god i suck |
listen bum, so numb, no brain
feel like a hard dick shot full of novocaine I flip scripts on suckas with limp dicks step to this ya get ya fuckin cakehole ripped fishhook had a scar on the chest from the black heart that the bitch took [QUOTE]publiccastration has a semen-to-the-face fixation Its his natural medication, each time feels amazing has the life of an anime asian too bad real life ho's don't watch yu yu hakusho [/QUOTE] that shits funny |
urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
he hairy, scared to pop his girl cherry she look like a monkey, somewhat of a rarity but she seem sad so i fuck her out of charity |
[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]
[B]sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage while blogging furiously from a tumblr page[/B] god i suck[/QUOTE] :lol: funny |
[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844198]urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
[/QUOTE] fuck you how'd you know my neckbeard was growing in? Haven't had a girlfriend in a least a year and 2 months anyways:thumb: |
You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol
@urinetrouble/publiccastration responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up |
my delivery is completely lost in text, which might be good cause then everyone would know that im a total doom rip off :p
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[QUOTE=matious;18844203]You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol
@urinetrouble/publiccastration responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up[/QUOTE] man dude I've been rapping for 3 years. started out by imitating eminem, then aesop rock, then mf doom, and now I've got my own style:chug: |
simpleton
go and make more simple puns sorta like the spunk that you spit when you rhyme for fun actually for profit prostate is where your cock sticks the more I listen to your beats the more I tell myself not to knock dick and if I'm bit by the bug of the love-prick click bitch, yours is gonna be the first anus I split fuckin you doggy with a strap-on the size of a pylon after that pussycat if your faggy ass is still froggy I'll throw you in the river so your cunt'll stay soggy |
oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin) at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks |
[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go
matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage while blogging furiously from a tumblr page when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin [/QUOTE] I do enjoy rape, what an astute observation gave your mom deep penetration in the subway station what she felt, i would describe as "extreme agitation" I do wear a cape, but dont fuck with can ox your fam made it for me-dont they work in a sweat shop? Dirty barefoot, look like they came from Bed Rock Matious keeps it 100 blunted, well funded, bout to give yo sis my "tuff luvin" UT waiting for some man to call husband come sweep him off his feet sip chai tee and be indiscreet homos in public [QUOTE=publicastration;18844077]its been really slow for the last few days mat: Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots[/QUOTE] Your abstract flow is so soft to homos its a no go Fag rappers arent into you cuz your dick is miniscule My dick is the pinnacle of human existance Fucked yo mom mario kart style twice in the ass double dash she paid me cash and wishes it would last but instead she comes home to your pitiful self and wants to kill herself lol sorry bro i got a little dark at the end there |
[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844233]oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin) at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks[/QUOTE] kudos on this one its nice |
goddamn dude/ how'd you know i drank chai tea today?
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because im a psychic freestyle battle rapper
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[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844233]oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin) at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks[/QUOTE] fuckin samples? you ripped em off like I rip pantyhose off the legs of your mom as you know I'll fuck any ho a lesbian? that slut was till i broke her in came bucketloads all up in her circumincision she's dick imprisoned, and the warden is my cock sperm infesting her uterus till that shit get dry rot sucky suck that's the spot, double P poppin off she got a lot looser since she queefed your big head out her twat |
he got ripped
im on some other shit, it's ok I could go for some funnel cake took the bus front and tranfered the tunnel way what'd he say? I donno but i flipped him off anyway chopped it up with voo who likes talkin bout fightin said he mopped a crew of blue meanie in brighton hmmm shit, maybe it was paris, Thrift Grift come with the usual hair diss |
[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]
matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage while blogging furiously from a tumblr page when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin [/QUOTE] some of that was tight |
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