real talk.

listening to Barry Lyndon soundtrack

makes me think of stuff my dad would have listened to on cassette in the car when I was a kid and thought was awful

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY[/url]

[QUOTE=adb;18682021]alex i hate to break it to you but you're creepy as shit dude

the only girls you'll be able to fuck would probably fuck any dude for some drugs[/QUOTE]

i've been consciously aware of this for at least a year or two now

the only girls you'll ever get are internet sluts who probably fuck dudes on chatroulette and let random photographers off okcupid fuck them because they're wet

real talk

go stand outside the whiskey a go go and get your brother to take pics while i handle all the white girls that you reject for asians to cover up your fear of cheerleaders that wouldn't talk to you in middle school

and don't judge me if i date girls who deal with their daddy issues by shooting heroin and not online dating

[I]real talk[/I]

[QUOTE]to cover up your fear of cheerleaders that wouldn't talk to you in middle school[/QUOTE]

implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)

and the point is, at least the girls I fuck are sober.

implying the genetic code of the human species doesn't tell men to act out their fear of rejection by having sex with girls that are more drunk than they are

i've seen all three Matrix movies dude i know why chicks that are obsessed with vampires and werewolves and shit meet guys on the internet

implying that i fucked a drunk girl when i was 18 and you met a girl on the internet who'd let you fuck her in a motel room when you were what like 23

i think that puts me one step higher on the food chain than you

trying to talk about this in a scientific way so you won't say i'm using a strawman

implying you could evolve to christ simpsons level if you used computers to write source code and not to write about tacos and make bad death metal

i didn't talk to girls when I was your age brah, not out of fear of rejection, but like, I saw no point

thats how i was in high school, i channeled it into drugs and have spent every weekend in the county jail since then

ok enough psychoanalyzing for today im bout to watch fresh prence

read my short story about Billy Corgan killing Kurt Cobain in songwriting and lyrics

alex for mod

haha

[QUOTE=adb;18682021]alex i hate to break it to you but you're creepy as shit dude

the only girls you'll be able to fuck would probably fuck any dude for some drugs[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682048]implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)

and the point is, at least the girls I fuck are sober.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682058]i didn't talk to girls when I was your age brah[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18682023]real talk.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE]implying my middle school had a football team (they didn't)[/QUOTE]

even the tiny town i went to school in had a football team
musta sucked something terrible for them not to give you one

adbs lucky his school didnt have a football team

he woulda been the kid getting his ass kicked by the linebacking corps after practice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18

played limp bizkit at this party last night and this dude in a born of osiris shirt started making fun of me for liking it when it was clearly a joke

boy was i fumin'

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

[quote=xMalcolmXx;18682195]played limp bizkit at this party last night and this dude in a born of osiris shirt started making fun of me for liking it when it was clearly a joke

boy was i fumin'[/quote]

lol

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18682195]played limp bizkit at this party last night and this dude in a born of osiris shirt started making fun of me for liking it when it was clearly a joke

boy was i fumin'[/QUOTE]

happens on mx like every 4th post

[QUOTE=Drugstep;18681962]adb do you believe in Carl Sagan

i bought one of his books and its about alien invasions and it seems like something you would write if you weren't writing the worst slam death album ever to vent your psychological issues through fanatical atheism[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA.

oh wow.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18682195]played limp bizkit at this party last night and this dude in a born of osiris shirt started making fun of me for liking it when it was clearly a joke

boy was i fumin'[/QUOTE]

wow how [I]ironic[/I]

It's mornings like these that make me remember why I don't drink very much anymore.

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18682201]happens on mx like every 4th post[/QUOTE]

true

this place is pretty terrible these days i wish i had something else to do instead of come here

the quality of posting has definitely gone down over time in this place

I'm glad this place was awesome when I had no social life.

adb singlehandedly killed this place pretty hard tbh