[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18219475]genitalia talk[/QUOTE]

Ah, you're balls, sup?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18219476]Woke up at 4, went to bed at 9 tho.

Weekend was good, getting over some cold or whatnot though so my voice was mad shot at band practice today, now I'm coughing up tons of awesome shit though.[/QUOTE]

That's shitty - drink some oj?

yeah i coughed up some thing brownish gray earlier i wasn't amused

Too much drugs :p

i dont do drugs its probably the menthols

ull get used to it my son

lol menthols

fuck i'm horny I neeeeeeeeeeed gratification, too many cute girls in my class distracting me without their knowledge

jack off in class

[QUOTE=shortz;18219478]That's shitty - drink some oj?[/QUOTE]
nah dawg, green tea yo

it's difficult to orchestrate

I have been known to have toilet breaks and furiously masturbate just cause my mind keeps going on one track and I can't concentrate

ioi i did that at my new job once

yeah when I was working at KFC it was fucking slow one day so I went into the toilet for like 30 minutes and pleasured myself

came back nobody seemed to have noticed I was gone, manager just sits on the computer playing pinball

ioi

nothing feels better than getting paid to take a shit and masturbate

aka give ur self a blumpkin

lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back

My one friend used to do heroin in the bathrooms when we were on grill line at Friendly's, that sucked dicks. He'd fuck up huge rushes because he'd be nodding out on der toilet. One time he left like a g-bag of dope in the bathroom, fail.

pretty much always masturbated at school in class from like kindegarten on

[QUOTE=aria;18219503]lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back[/QUOTE]

lol yeah I had to train myself to do it standing up, feels so fucking good just to stand their and shoot projectile jizz all over the carpet

uhhhh

blowing loads is manly

what you guys know about this steel reserve ima glug glug glurble glop?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18219496]nah dawg, green tea yo[/QUOTE]

Ah, the drink of champions


and lulz at current topic haha

yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good

Yeah, this shit sooth my throat like mad, and then this Steel gonna put me back to sleep.

edit: lol ben

same i get some good distance if i build up

if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out

they sorta do for me but you just kinda learn to relax your muscles and go with it

[QUOTE=aria;18219516]yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good[/QUOTE]

ya I hate those false alarms

[QUOTE=aria;18219519]if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out[/QUOTE]

Haha, I don't know why but I found this amusing.

when your legs start to buckle you know its coming

u know its cumming

lol i might have a try tonight a while ago i was trying to learn left handed but gave up it was so hard

Ambidextrous ftw