rap battles thread
 

you guys wanna rap battle eachother?

i down like willis off the niners
but the truth is MX got gangs of stinky loose vaginas

pinkys loose in the hinds now
finger fucked simpletons baby in her spine now
Its easter
fucked mx in its keester
elfs like keebler
puttin up shelves like im helpin the teacher
fuck everyone on mx...swag
fucking fags
im such a bad lyricist im wack

PSYCHE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA

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quick flash gash catch the lash of a complex
flow finna splatter matter on walls like v-tech
siren when I spit but I'll shit on a cop
you fairy fag skag bags might want a stop
watch, your life is ending one tick at a time
seconds don't count when you're floating in brine
less than zero peers cause I'm one of a kind
uh, I pop pussies like glocks

actually you dont marinate things in brine you brine them in brine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brining

i meant it as in being dead and in the ocean, but you're still cool

changed it si it flows better anyway

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sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise :D
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urine trouble,
isn't welcome to the jungle.
girls ask "wanna fuck"?
he says i "just wanna cuddle"
Destined to be your creepy uncle
bitter, living in a tent by the river
A fetish for gents in glitter
I got 2 billion ho's on twitter
That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights
and the people ive killed
You at home with your warcraft guild
im stoned off green crack keepin it trill

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publiccastration
has a semen-to-the-face fixation
Its his natural medication, each time feels amazing
has the life of an anime asian
too bad real life ho's
don't watch yu yu hakusho


Damn i got off

Also, does this site take stupid long to load anything for you guys?

its been really slow for the last few days

mat:

Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock
Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks
Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot
Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots

yeah seriously i thought that was only me it's painful to go through the forum

luc's got that technicality but matious goes straight for the throat lol i like this thread

strap up tight like an indecisive dyke

[QUOTE=matious;18844067]-----------------------------------------------
sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise :D
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urine trouble,
isn't welcome to the jungle.
girls ask "wanna fuck"?
he says i "just wanna cuddle"
Destined to be your creepy uncle
bitter, living in a tent by the river
A fetish for gents in glitter
I got 2 billion ho's on twitter
That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights
and the people ive killed
You at home with your warcraft guild
im stoned off green crack keepin it trill



Damn i got off[/QUOTE]

dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

god i suck

listen bum, so numb, no brain
feel like a hard dick shot full of novocaine

I flip scripts on suckas with limp dicks
step to this ya get ya fuckin cakehole ripped

fishhook
had a scar on the chest
from the black heart that the bitch took


[QUOTE]publiccastration
has a semen-to-the-face fixation
Its his natural medication, each time feels amazing
has the life of an anime asian
too bad real life ho's
don't watch yu yu hakusho
[/QUOTE]
that shits funny

urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
he hairy, scared to pop his girl cherry
she look like a monkey, somewhat of a rarity
but she seem sad so i fuck her out of charity

[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]
[B]sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page[/B]


god i suck[/QUOTE]
:lol: funny

[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844198]urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
[/QUOTE]

fuck you how'd you know my neckbeard was growing in? Haven't had a girlfriend in a least a year and 2 months anyways:thumb:

You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol

@urinetrouble/publiccastration
responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up

my delivery is completely lost in text, which might be good cause then everyone would know that im a total doom rip off :p

[QUOTE=matious;18844203]You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol

@urinetrouble/publiccastration
responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up[/QUOTE]

man dude I've been rapping for 3 years. started out by imitating eminem, then aesop rock, then mf doom, and now I've got my own style:chug:

simpleton
go and make more simple puns
sorta like the spunk that you spit
when you rhyme for fun
actually for profit
prostate is where your cock sticks
the more I listen to your beats
the more I tell myself not to knock dick
and if I'm bit by the bug of the love-prick click
bitch, yours is gonna be the first anus I split
fuckin you doggy with a strap-on the size of a pylon
after that pussycat if your faggy ass is still froggy
I'll throw you in the river so your cunt'll stay soggy

oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks

[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

[/QUOTE]

I do enjoy rape, what an astute observation
gave your mom deep penetration in the subway station
what she felt, i would describe as "extreme agitation"

I do wear a cape, but dont fuck with can ox
your fam made it for me-dont they work in a sweat shop?
Dirty barefoot, look like they came from Bed Rock

Matious keeps it 100
blunted, well funded, bout to give yo sis my "tuff luvin"
UT waiting for some man to call husband
come sweep him off his feet
sip chai tee and be indiscreet
homos in public


[QUOTE=publicastration;18844077]its been really slow for the last few days

mat:

Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock
Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks
Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot
Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots[/QUOTE]

Your abstract flow
is so soft to homos its a no go
Fag rappers arent into you
cuz your dick is miniscule
My dick is the pinnacle
of human existance
Fucked yo mom mario kart style
twice in the ass double dash
she paid me cash and wishes it would last
but instead she comes home to your pitiful self
and wants to kill herself

lol sorry bro i got a little dark at the end there

[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844233]oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks[/QUOTE]

kudos on this one its nice

goddamn dude/ how'd you know i drank chai tea today?

because im a psychic freestyle battle rapper

[QUOTE=Simpleton;18844233]oh goodness, where to begin
(i think he might be mad his dad chopped off his foreskin)
at least you can admit that your dick is insignificant
ya prolly need a dildo to to measure up to any shit
like a bitch, cross dressin cholo mexican
painted on eyebrows tryin to fuck lesbians
I gave your name when i chopped up ya nutsack
like the samples i tear up from my massive fuckin vinyl stacks[/QUOTE]

fuckin samples?
you ripped em off like I rip pantyhose
off the legs of your mom
as you know I'll fuck any ho
a lesbian? that slut was till i broke her in
came bucketloads all up in her circumincision
she's dick imprisoned, and the warden is my cock
sperm infesting her uterus till that shit get dry rot
sucky suck that's the spot, double P poppin off
she got a lot looser since she queefed your big head out her twat

he got ripped
im on some other shit, it's ok
I could go for some funnel cake
took the bus front and tranfered the tunnel way
what'd he say?
I donno but i flipped him off anyway

chopped it up with voo who likes talkin bout fightin
said he mopped a crew of blue meanie in brighton
hmmm shit, maybe it was paris,
Thrift Grift come with the usual hair diss

[QUOTE=Urinetrouble;18844186]

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

[/QUOTE]

some of that was tight