Most Ridiculous Made-Up Metal Genre Ever
 

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Read and laugh. :smoke:

Proto-Death metal?

Yeah, lol

diamond

diamond wins

Oh I forgot about that, you guys know its coming, in January of 2012. Diamond the music genre will be invented and all will perish. (pun not intended)

Sidenote: Hey Dimmu you should check out my cover of Love? It's in the Audio Arena and I'm not getting any criticism.

Slam-core-gore-death metal...

metal mixed with jazz, craazy

Heavy Metal

adult contemporary progressive death metal

apparently that's what BtBaM think Colors is...

I'd just call Colors progressive metal, but they were most likely joking...

how is proto-death metal not a real genre

it just means stuff that resembles death metal before death metal was actually a genre

Yeah, but its not considered a real "genre," its just something the stupid reviewer decided to make up.

that term has been used to describe stuff like Sodom, Mantas, Bathory's first album, Celtic Frost, and Possessed for quite a long time. It's not something the reviewer made up.

Whatever its not a "real" genre.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17037740]Oh I forgot about that, you guys know its coming, in January of 2012. Diamond the music genre will be invented and all will perish. (pun not intended)

Sidenote: Hey Dimmu you should check out my cover of Love? It's in the Audio Arena and I'm not getting any criticism.[/QUOTE]

Post the link here for me and I'll check it out. Who originally sang Love?

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17037786]its just something the stupid reviewer decided to make up.[/QUOTE]

no its not you stupid ******

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17037782]I'd just call Colors progressive metal, but they were most likely joking...[/QUOTE]
Regardless of whether they were joking or not, it's still a ridiculous genre tag.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17037793]Whatever its not a "real" genre.[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="7"]You are one dumb motherfu[SIZE="7"]c[/SIZE]ker.[/SIZE]

I've seen Sodom been tagged as such before.

Also, I've commented your Love cover, Silverfang. :)

Neo-folk = sh[I]i[/I]t.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17037767]metal mixed with jazz, crazy[/QUOTE]

into the moat?

JazzJuns

they did it!
jun jun jun *swing beat* jun jun jun

Take Five [I]Juns[/I]

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17037916]Post the link here for me and I'll check it out. Who originally sang Love?[/QUOTE]

No man its in the audio arena on sputnik, and it was done by Strapping Young Lad.

Progressive Melodic technical death black doom metal.
Sounds feasible.

I've never liked any genre named "post [insert actual genre here]".

[QUOTE=christsimpson;17038226]I've never liked any genre named "post [insert actual genre here]".[/QUOTE]

you don't like thrice, saosin, or brand new?

[QUOTE=christsimpson;17038226]I've never liked any genre named "post [insert actual genre here]".[/QUOTE]

Post-Rock, Post-Hardcore and Post-Punk happen to be my three favourites :D

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17037782]I'd just call Colors progressive metal, but they were most likely joking...[/QUOTE]

Id call BTBAM a metalcore band that tries to be unique and fails.

They're basically a band that writes cool progressive sections around poorly written metal, or at least thats what Alaska is to me, and thats why I rarely listen to it.

[SIZE=1][FONT="Arial Narrow"]silverfang[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE=7]STOP MAKING THREADS YOU PUTRID CUM DUMPSTER[/SIZE][/FONT]

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17038402]you don't like thrice, saosin, or brand new?[/QUOTE]

Thrice is good but those two bands suck arse.

anyway I was talking about the name of the genre and labelling bands with that tag. I listen to a lot of "post rock" but I tend to call it emo, progressive, ambient, psychedelic or whatever else it fits as. it's not like Explosions in the Sky, Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson and Sigur Rós sound even remotely the same, even if they do have moody music with climaxes.

it seems every ambient band with climaxes and not much vocals are labelled post rock. it's dumb. and post hardcore is also dumb. stop calling things post hardcore. usually it's either emo or scene. simple as that.

post [whatever] does not make sense to me. what did metal die, so we now need to call everything post metal? dumb.

[QUOTE=christsimpson;17039494]

stop calling things post hardcore. usually it's either emo or scene. simple as that.
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Yeah dude bands like Fugazi, At the Drive-In and In Pieces are clearly emo or scene.

At the Drive-In remind me of 80s emo. no one would kill me if I called Fugazi emo. but I'd just call them rock or punk. In Pieces? haven't heard.

[QUOTE=interviewer02;17038913]Id call BTBAM a metalcore band that tries to be unique and fails.

They're basically a band that writes cool progressive sections around poorly written metal, or at least thats what Alaska is to me, and thats why I rarely listen to it.[/QUOTE]

This comment is post-Fail

Idk, I just dislike metalcore in general.

Faithcore

[QUOTE=Angmar;17038922][SIZE=1][FONT="Arial Narrow"]silverfang[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE=7]STOP MAKING THREADS YOU PUTRID CUM DUMPSTER[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]
does he look like a bitch?

ok i take back what i said about silverfang being an okay poster. proto-death metal has been a genre name for a long long time. way to know nothing about music.