im sleepy and not drunk anymore and my balls hurt from my intense jackoff its a weird state

i was gonna sleep but movietime was having a die hard marathon and i cant pass that up

patterns on ma walls

thers this vid on youtube called Winner of China's Got Talent Final 2010 - Armless Pianist Liu Wei Performed You Are Beautiful and all these dumb azns are ragin in it funny shit

lol

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oh how I wish to God I could meet you. I hate extreme racists like you mother fuckin faggot!!! You know what I'm gonna do to you if I could get my hands on you? I'm gonna dismember you and feed them to my dogs!!!

then i said u dont have any dogs u ate em

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you show 'em who won the war ben

[QUOTE=aria;18221043]then i said u dont have any dogs u ate em[/QUOTE]

lol

almost too easy but well executed

hi.

hola nick

Sup Tim?

sup nigs

nm, had an argument with my lady last night, been a bit down since then since we havent fought since we started dating 7 months ago

apparently she feels that she tells me what to do too much (she doesnt) and i was like um what


sup whitchu babe?

work in 2 hours ugh

Not much. Just sitting here pretty much. I'm glad I don't have a gf right now. Having a FWB is hard enough. We might as well be in a relationship because I have to hear all her bullshit and stuff, but the sex is good, so whatevs.

Sorry to hear about that, though. Just tell her that that's not the case at all. She shouldn't feel bad for that because it's not even an issue. Woo her.

haha yeah i did, we're taking a "break" (as in not going to see each other every day like we have been) and figure out what the future holds.

im not worried too much since i think it's her mum that's the source of the issue, but i know that what happens happens


so what is up with your FWB? i see her on my feed for somereason and she is a qt... good job bro

She goes to a college like 2 hours away. She comes down nearly every weekend, or vice versa. She's a pretty feisty chick. We went to a party this weekend for my friend Sam who was back from NYC for the weekend, and we all crammed in her old ass cutlass to go take a blunt ride. Shit was pretty cash. And thanks, dude. I've wanted her since like 2007.

I can't stand when girls just apologize for imaginary shit all the time. It's a real turnoff.

just made da best macncheese

gunna eat some halibut for lunch :)

60 degrees in my house. Wtf

Sup

i havent had some good halibut in a long while

got such a krieg slow cooker mix going

halibut
hailbut
heilbut

[QUOTE=Tyler;18221306]I can't stand when girls just apologize for imaginary shit all the time. It's a real turnoff.[/QUOTE]

insincere apologies for real shit are worse :x

agreed

things were great with my gf when i left last night, i text here an hour later and apparently she had talked to her mum and has been down and out since then

so im about ready to kill her mother i think