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Mr Pink 07-06-2008 11:43 AM

HOW TO: Cut your finger off
 
So you got 10 fingers.......how ghey. Show how manly you are are at your next gig, and loose one or two. HOW??? you ask. Well, just set up all your cymbals flat and move them in real close and then forget you did it. Works like a charm. Be sure to bring a bandaid so you don't mess up your coated heads.

Have fun:chug:

Jezen 07-06-2008 01:00 PM

Wait, are you for real? Are you implying you lost some fingers?

If so, you are [I]the[/I] most unlucky man in the world. Floods, robbery, loss of fingers....

:-/

Bonham#1! 07-06-2008 01:05 PM

I pray that happened to atleast someone you know

Mr Pink 07-06-2008 01:50 PM

You girly men still have all YOUR fingers??


weak.......

Bonham#1! 07-06-2008 01:57 PM

I needs them!

Mr Pink 07-06-2008 05:08 PM

[QUOTE=Bonham#1!;16460393]I needs them![/QUOTE]


That is what everyone says. They are tiny, only .000265 % of your body mass. Give a little dude....GIVE!!!!

Motleyguy 07-06-2008 10:07 PM

lawl. All I have to say is lawl.

Obelisk 08-14-2008 12:34 PM

1) buy Ampeg 8x10
2) drop it while loading onto stage
3) lose ring finger
4) ???
5) profit!

denboy 08-14-2008 12:36 PM

what is it with drummers and your inability to hold on to all of your fingers?

Futuro 08-14-2008 08:56 PM

i had a jack snap and crush my finger underneath a car a few weeks back broke my hand in like 8 spots and took off my ring finger and sliced up my middle one rly good.

Aaron 08-14-2008 08:57 PM

Now you can't get married! :eek:

Motleyguy 08-15-2008 01:16 AM

[QUOTE=Aaron;16588373]Now you can't get married! :eek:[/QUOTE]

Which means he wins?

Futuro 08-15-2008 01:44 PM

[QUOTE=Aaron;16588373]Now you can't get married! :eek:[/QUOTE]

they got it back on. but im very limited in movement at this point

50 thousand dollars later =/

ace76543 08-15-2008 02:35 PM

lol american health care

BummerJonny 08-16-2008 05:39 AM

The Idea Of Paying For Emergency Surgery Amuses Me...


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