[QUOTE=The Black Fist;17198523]squiq I admire your enthusiasm and that you're taking the zombie apocalypse seriously but I think you're overburdening yourself with firearms. could easily get away with the sawed off and two pistols, all you need is two different kinds of ammo that you could then stock the hell out of

I like Josh's Garand idea, Garand is a solid gun accurate enough to hit a zombie in the head from down the street

on that note I would definitely pack a sniper rifle and just find some high ground they couldn't reach and peg them off as they come. pack a lunchbox and an ipod with a lot of heavy metal and I'm set for the long haul[/QUOTE]

yeah thats a point, humans are so mobile and nimble in comparison to zomies. I think an agile person with a couple of medium length blades could really do a number on even a large group of zombies, especially with a lot of space.

It'd depend on the situation really: i'd keep the small blade knives on me whenever and wherever, they'll be a life saver at some point. If I were covering someone while we were doing some kind of mission (food run, supplies etc) i'd definitely be packing a scoped rifle, with an autoshotgun for backup.

Additionally i'd always be carrying a pair of high power handguns -revolvers would be cool but i wouldnt like the reload time and smaller capacity - so mebbe Desert Eagles? I like the idea that one clean head or body shot would be enough to put anything down without the worry that it'd get back up.


In our hideout/camp, i'd definitely have guns, ammo, traps, knives etc littered everywhere - you never know how or when something could get in. I'd sleep so much better knowing there was an axe next to me and a gun on the wall.

I would probably kill zombies with Rock Box by Run DMC on repeat.

We should also bring a typewriter, computer or pen and paper with us to keep track of our frags. Very important.

Make sure we have an ink ribbon for the type writer so we can save our progress.

Josh will be killed by a 4ft child/midget zombie who infiltrates his 5ft rotor tank and eats his brains. better plan is get a tank and just mount a bunch of lawnmower blades all over it. Yeaaaaaah. lets go splatter some zack

and yeah definitely someone bring a digital video camera so we can put this **** on youtube

ITT mx puts more thought into the lod than into any other thread

Yeah, tank would be best methinks. Just run those [size=2]f[/size]uckers over.

Dave, I'll join you in your roof, help you get rid of the alcohol while you get rid of the zombies

Better stock up on food too.

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[QUOTE=motogrifo;17201019]Dave, I'll join you in your roof, help you get rid of the alcohol while you get rid of the zombies[/QUOTE]

k but remember when the zombie sluts come are like 'braaaaaaaaaaains' they're not offering you what you think they are

then we need some sluts on the roof with us so I won't do something stupid

some sluts to safely discharge the mota.

definately necessary. as far as that goes though, i want some sluts too, but sluts that are only for me for i am greedy

[QUOTE=The Black Fist;17200661]Josh will be killed by a 4ft child/midget zombie who infiltrates his 5ft rotor tank and eats his brains. better plan is get a tank and just mount a bunch of lawnmower blades all over it. Yeaaaaaah. lets go splatter some zack

[B]and yeah definitely someone bring a digital video camera so we can put this **** on youtube[/B]

ITT mx puts more thought into the lod than into any other thread[/QUOTE]

Very important indeed. It'll get mad views and ratings.

Maybe Hypno Toad can help. Or at the least create a diversion big enough for us to make an ultra kill combo.
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I'd just have a turret fitting with the cannon from the A 10.


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sbt knows whats up

i would create an absolute zero ray and just ice zombies til the cows come home

nah man, that ain't me

sup guitar

just dl'ed Atvachron, wonder if I'll like it

pipe bombs for sure, best weapon ever

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who's that guy he could be our answer to the zombie outbreak

i dont know but i cant stop lookin at it

Captain Falcon \m/

i'll ride around the city on a bike with a shark suit and a machete (or katana). or i'll find Robert Neville.

Should the Zobies wave reach Europe, I'd take one of these for on the road http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sig_550, one of these to defend my house http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun (they're heavy mother****ers though, I can hardly carry one of those around, let alone the tripod) and two machetes for close combat.

I also have a couple of these around at the house
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haven't gone through the whole thread yet so sorry if it's been posted, but this will tell you everything you need to know:

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best melee weapon is a blackened machete. unlikely to get stuck in a zombie when smashing its brains, blackened to prevent light reflection. lightweight and reliable.

for armor, a shark suit is best. (one of those suits that sharks can't bite through). it's skin tight which prevents any snagging, doesn't hinder movement and offers good protection.

obviously you'll want some sort of sniper rifle, smg for close range, and a rifle capable of burst fire. shotties aren't recommended due to the reload times. you want something that will conserve ammo, but is also capable of killing multiple targets in a short period of time.

also, for the record, i wouldn't team up with any of you guys based on your suggestions. josh or squirrel maybe, but you gotta think of everything. like i said, shotties are pointless becuase of reload times and the ammo taking up so much space. also they aren't good from far away due to spread.

-mp5 for relatively close quarters (grenade launcher attachment)
-m4 for long range (burst fire or automatic IF you need it + grenade launcher attachment)
-2 sidearms with high capacity mags. doesn't need to be super high powered because a brain shot will kill anything anyway
-blackened machete for reasons listed above
-designated sniper

you don't want to weigh yourself down, so you can't get too carried away with millions of knifes and guns.

i'd probably get a hovercraft too, but just so i could have a hovercraft, not becuase it's an optimal choice

Falcon PUNCH!!!

So you'd go around with the guys garrying small arms rather than the guy sitting in a 7 barrel 30mm cannon turret?

So my intent was to come in and ask "Sup? Still a bunch of fegs?"
Then I read this and my question got answered for me.
Nb4 lol str8ege

This place was terrible. Robby came back and now it's awful.

anyone who would actually want to get into melee with zombies is stupid. Melee should be avoided at all costs.


I don't think anyone can definitively say what they would take because it depends on their situation when the outbreak occurs and what they have access to.

However, I would just carry a handgun such as a Ruger SR9.


http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=3311&return=Y



If I need any other weaponry I know where to find it.

melee with zombies is stupid unless you have a lawnmower, or a limited amount of ammo. I'm pretty sure no single person has 200 million bullets