what do you think of my haircut stevey

it's ****ing ridiculous

honestly what were you thinking

you look like youre 12 all over again

You need to cut it shorter.

like idk the long hair just doesn't work for you brah.

shorter? lol

[QUOTE=Deth;17701862]it's ****ing ridiculous

honestly what were you thinking[/QUOTE]

srs :(

you wont regret it in a while adb

skinny folks like us arent meant to have hair halfway down our backs :(


and yeah shorter

EDIT: wait im assuming you regret it for some reason
oh well i did

I think you should sport short hair in all honesty.

my ears stick out

I look (more) retarded with short hair

cut it again

You are an elf!

[QUOTE=adb;17701887]my ears stick out

I look (more) retarded with short hair[/QUOTE]
yeah i thought that too

and then i realized everyones ears "stick out" like this

My ears are completely even with my head idk what your guy's problem is.

adb give up on hair the demographics arent in your favor

i havent seen my ears in 4 years

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17701896]yeah i thought that too

and then i realized everyones ears "stick out" like this[/QUOTE]

not really

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17701899]adb give up on hair the demographics arent in your favor[/QUOTE]

k

adb hair length is fine it's the ridiculous swoop that kills it

then again i can't judge, the other night someone said they couldnt' tell if my hair looked hilarious or awesome but ultimately they led towards hilarious.

come up with something new, to replace hair. all it will take is a few months of careful market research. analyze the trends, make some graphs. maybe a couple pie charts. before you know it, youll know what females in socal ages 18-34 would rather have on the top of their potential mates' head.

ya rly

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17701910]come up with something new, to replace hair. all it will take is a few months of careful market research. analyze the trends, make some graphs. maybe a couple pie charts. before you know it, youll know what females in socal ages 18-34 would rather have on the top of their potential mates' head.[/QUOTE]
dildos

I'd tell adb to just get a jugend haircut but it'd probably emphasize his allegedly hilarious ears.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17701910]come up with something new, to replace hair. all it will take is a few months of careful market research. analyze the trends, make some graphs. maybe a couple pie charts. before you know it, youll know what females in socal ages 18-34 would rather have on the top of their potential mates' head.[/QUOTE]

what would I do w/o u

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17701920]I'd tell adb to just get a jugend haircut but it'd probably emphasize his allegedly hilarious ears.[/QUOTE]

I have Reggie Miller ears

masturbate

[QUOTE=adb;17701921]what would I do w/o u



[/QUOTE]

idk, but before you do anything drastic with the hair, submit a report detailing the changes to me for risk analysis. we need to make sure youre targeting the right groups.

the risk analysis is [B][I]high [/I][/B]

in a few days adb will say "what would i have done w/o you" to nepenthe again and we could say "not gotten laid"!

we need to be smart and savvy about this adb. its all a matter of weighing our potential losses with our potential gains, taking risks, putting all our cards on the table, but never leaving our stock vulnerable, never letting our opponents through the facade of our poker faces. fortunately in this situation we dont have much to lose, but weve got everything to gain. youre good at what you do, but with my help and mentorship, you might just be the best.

I need more extrinsic benefits, or I'm [U][I]leaving the company[/I][/U]

I got offers from two of the industry's leading manufactures of hair cutting materials

youll be back. its a jungle out there and without me youre just going to become lost, entranced by the hollow promises and beguiled by the hungry forest-sharks who want nothing more than your attention and devotion. i will be the lewis to your clark, and together we will clear out this jungle and burn down whatever remains when were through.

Talk is cheap, anthoneezy. Give me that 401k bonus I've been asking for or I'm walkin'

then walk i can always find a new pupil its you that needs me