ILU Matt.

I'm going to start my own religion; Lithictheism.

Edit: Hiring preachers.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17029235]That's an oxymoron; awesome trance.

Do not like.[/QUOTE]

yeah i dont like it normally but its pretty siqq. ill play you some on monday.

im in chu. how much do people have to pay to jon your religion?

There is no concept of money in my religion.

Hoppipolavacism. The worship of Sigur Ros.

im down.

Lithictheism - The religion of stones :)

Makes sense, yeah?

I'm hoping Haz will drop by soon, he's definitely going to ascend the rank of cardinal.

haha can i be the one that touches the teenage girls?

Sure.

score

Haha.

you can use three fifty cent coins to make a perfect equilateral triangle

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17029227]listening to some awesome trance i got from the weekly upload.[/QUOTE]

hallucinogen? if so it's ****ing awesome

[QUOTE=Chu;17029359]Lithictheism - The religion of stones :)

Makes sense, yeah?

I'm hoping Haz will drop by soon, he's definitely going to ascend the rank of cardinal.[/QUOTE]

I'm down

So, after many hours of thinking (and smoking), I have come up with the very first word in my bible.

"Singularity".

I don't know where to go from here.

smoke some more and come up with a whole sentence

So Chu what are the tenets of your religion?

[QUOTE=Chu;17029519]So, after many hours of thinking (and smoking), I have come up with the very first word in my bible.

"Singularity".

I don't know where to go from here.[/QUOTE]

written in WordPad for spiritual authenticity

i was getting into some pseudo-philosophy with roger last night

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17029518]hallucinogen? if so it's ****ing awesome



I'm down[/QUOTE]
yahh halluciogen. makes me wanna take drugs and experience it to the max

it's a lot more vibrant and actually seems to go somewhere compared to other psytrance i've listened to

Yummy.

Philosophy with Roger is better than sex (Hell, most things with Roger are better than sex).

My religion is simply 9 rules, or disciplines to live your life by (similar in that respect to Buddhism).

The catch is, there is nothing spiritual about my religion.

My religion will be viewed as the axioms of life eventually :chug:

It's going to be very much based around scientific fact, as we know it (unfortunately, this leaves room for holes in my religion!)

I haven't really thought it over that much, my original intent was to re-write the bible without the bullshit (i.e. New Testament), but that could land me in blasphemous boiling water, and I don't want to deal with Christians.

can one of the 9 tenets be : Always take it easy and if its easy take it home

That sounds like the rule which defines your position in the church.

[QUOTE=Chu;17029564]Philosophy with Roger is better than sex (Hell, most things with Roger are better than sex).[/QUOTE]

I thought you were a virgin or something

Is sex with Roger better than sex?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17029577]I thought you were a virgin or something[/QUOTE]
I probably should be.

Let's just say 2004 was quite a bit different to most years for me.

I am a vigrin.

I am a pidgin

What is the nomenclature of positions in your religion, are you Father Chu? Padre Chu? Master Splinter? Redeemer Chu? Grand Wizard?

4th July 2004 - 2:08am, listening to Lateralus.

And apparently weed affects my memory.

Edit: Well, there will be a hierarchy of sorts, I just can't see it at the moment.

Basically, there are Teachers of the Law, Masters of the Law and Students of the Law (where the Law is Lithictheism).

Students are obviously in learning.
Teachers are people who have studied, and understand the doctrines.
Masters are teachers who have ascended.

Basically, the Master(s) will run the church (kind of like a board of directors), and have teachers (read: preachers :D) spread His word.

All this, because I can see (as I said earlier), the need for an evolution in the church, as new ideas (and scientific methods!) are discovered, old theories are rejected etc.

Dalai chu

Pontius Chu

[QUOTE=Chu;17029583]I probably should be.

Let's just say 2004 was quite a bit different to most years for me.[/QUOTE]
when did you lose it?
[QUOTE=Aaron;17029589]I am a vigrin.[/QUOTE]
doesnt sally put out?

It was sacrasm.

hardeharhar aaron is a virgin. we'll find you somethign in nowra on monday

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17029616]when did you lose it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chu;17029603]4th July 2004 - 2:08am, listening to Lateralus.[/QUOTE]

I'll remember it, probably because I wasn't 18, and my older brother, always used to pay me out and be like "You won't have lost your virginity by age 18".

Haha.

I've not been a vigrin since 2002/3. lol.

I might be the last of the 86ers in here to have lost mine.

you did say 2004 I was long after that

Evan was like 3 weeks ago.

Roger's posting in his book-worm thread, but not here :(

Wonder if he's lurking, that sxc bb.

Edit: lim n -> infinity lol^n = lolol