well obviously he'll misjudge her and lord himself over her forever

[QUOTE]so I take it "chip on your shoulder" does not mean to you what it means to the rest of the western population

because it's certainly a fitting criticism of you and an explanation for your behaviour[/QUOTE]

yeah it does because I'm not angry about anything. basically I invite any of you guys to attempt to argue w/ me..you're doing it right now. it is very entertaining to prove you wrong.

[QUOTE]does anyone actually know you IRL brent? you meet everyone online. you even told us that your last relationship you spent most of your time on AIM with her because she didnt have a cell phone and wasn't allowed out late or some shit[/QUOTE]

my coworker friend I've known for 4 years, he was on tinychat once and tron/sam tried to troll him, good times.

[QUOTE]but what if..... a girl does drugs?????????????[/QUOTE]

I've never had to worry about that and probably never will. asians don't do drugs

[QUOTE]he knows his brother[/QUOTE]

ah huh

[QUOTE=The Stig;18613356]and he gets pissed at his parents when they take him out for mexican food

brent when you go to the movies i bet you get dropped off and picked up by them[/QUOTE]

nah actually them taking me for mexican food is pretty cool. I'm not angry but still not happy as they are not enjoyable to be around or talk to in the slightest

nope, I was picked up and dropped off freshman year of college, have had my own car since.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

ugh

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

i really hope this is you "trolling"

also i find it kinda depressing that you apparently only "know" one other person IRL

lol, you guys still can't grasp how when I generalize...I'm half joking

I know some asians do drugs, but the girls I like DON'T DO THEM WHAT A CONCEPT

I don't want a girl who does drugs at this age, fuck that

[I]....adb is an ingenious testament to the human psyche's ability to adapt to harshest and most self-inflicting, perverted, pale, spindly of visages
[/I]
/david attenborough voice

uhh

[I]he encounters grammatical structures so foreign to his linear, almost robotic programming that it illicits a guttural instinctively fearful reaction[/I]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RIfOY.jpg[/IMG]

lol david attenborough voice. works a treat

noonward race is really perceptive

id love to meet him irl

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18613725][I]he encounters grammatical structures so foreign to his linear, almost robotic programming that it illicits a guttural instinctively fearful reaction[/I][/QUOTE]

he would call this

[I]projecting[/I]

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

One of my friends is a huge stoner and she's Asian.

No offence but that's a pretty lulzy statement

I don't take offense because I'm not being serious

asians (I like) don't do drugs

do you have a big left and a big right sticker labelled on your shoes so you don't confuse them

You guys just can't grasp what he's saying, chill.

he doesn't understand what he's saying

...

[QUOTE=Haz;18613756]do you have a big left and a big right sticker labelled on your shoes so you don't confuse them[/QUOTE]

confirm/deny

I like how this is pretty much because I posted a pic of my beard growth progress.