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Aakon_Keetreh 10-07-2010 06:09 PM

i met some really SUPER cute girl who always wear pig tails, doesnt have a fb, and loves animals.

Meatplow 10-07-2010 06:10 PM

haven't met anyone at all really for the past several months

witchxrapist 10-07-2010 06:10 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18215071]i met some really SUPER cute girl who always wear pig tails, doesnt have a fb, and loves animals.[/QUOTE]
dude that how u no she a freak
[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18215068]i think i know why i have low self esteem now

must be the cigarettes[/QUOTE]

haha

shortz 10-07-2010 06:11 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;18215065]nah I don't go out much, most parties I go to around here make me want to support things like selective breeding and secret police programs

I know most of my friends through music stuff and nerd stuff[/QUOTE]

Haha they need to start handing out some more of those Darwin awards...

masscows 10-07-2010 06:12 PM

I would love to meet a girl like that

she sounds pretty unstable though just from that description and that's never ended well for me[quote]
Haha they need to start handing out some more of those Darwin awards...[/quote]123

Anglachel 10-07-2010 06:14 PM

least u had endings bro

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:16 PM

sup tit faces

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:17 PM

meeting ppl lol

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:19 PM

[COLOR=Magenta]~*wut do u do 4 fun????*~[/COLOR]

xMalcolmXx 10-07-2010 06:20 PM

cute girl i talked to yesterday does have facebook

also has douchebag boyfriend

also fuck

shortz 10-07-2010 06:20 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18215085]sup tit faces[/QUOTE]

I am not a tit face :(

'Sup Ron

Meatplow 10-07-2010 06:21 PM

[QUOTE=swaginator;18215089]meeting ppl lol[/QUOTE]

me you and adb should hang out together in a room and sit in our own little corner communicating via laptop

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:22 PM

lol laptops

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:23 PM

I've never owned a laptop. People think that is strange.

shortz 10-07-2010 06:27 PM

I heard on the news the other day that there's this thing with the heat from the bottom of laptops ruining people's skin - like it they have it on their laps with no coolers or anything, I guess I could see that but it's like, how many hours are you on it for it to ruin your skin?

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:28 PM

took 0 hours for your skin 2 be ruined

shortz 10-07-2010 06:29 PM

lulz. Says the ginger.

adb 10-07-2010 06:30 PM

the way people introduce themselves and shit like that is annoying

I don't think I've ever gone up to someone and introduced myself/shaken someone's hand in my life

the other person always initiates it

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:31 PM

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adb 10-07-2010 06:34 PM

this 'zza ain't have enough sauce

round table will feel unadulterated WRATH from my words

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:35 PM

This page has been pretty Arghoslent so far

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:35 PM

[SIZE="6"][I][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][I]Source of magical powers are the organs
Of the diminutive tar-skinned gnomes
The less than humans encroached
By a not so distant soot-mutation

Invulnerability to bullets from
Engorging on Mtbuti loins
The blackened elves hoot a call
Authenticating the superstitions
[/I][/FONT][/I][/SIZE]

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:37 PM

[FONT=Book Antiqua][I][SIZE=7]I am the White Ghoosssssttt! [/SIZE][/I][/FONT]

shortz 10-07-2010 06:38 PM

lol lim.

Yo Brent, I read your review this morning, made me "lawl" inside.

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:38 PM

[SIZE="7"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][I]Born with genetic imperfections
The Nubian Archer unable to grasp
The shortcomings of his brood[/I][/FONT][/SIZE]

adb 10-07-2010 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18215139]lol lim.

Yo Brent, I read your review this morning, made me "lawl" inside.[/QUOTE]

I know for a fact people are going to think I'm a gigantic asshole w/ anger issues by reading them, and I'm ok w/ it!

shortz 10-07-2010 06:41 PM

[I]"you my nubian queeeeeennnnnnn"[/I]

:lol:

Meatplow 10-07-2010 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18215122]the way people introduce themselves and shit like that is annoying

I don't think I've ever gone up to someone and introduced myself/shaken someone's hand in my life

the other person always initiates it[/QUOTE]

I hate breaking the ice, once I do things usually go pretty smoothly unless the other person is unreceptive to it.

I've gotten better with it though.

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:42 PM

Come forth you shameless dark cunt
Appeal to my mercy for your life
I command the helpless dame
Bound and shackled in chains

adb 10-07-2010 06:42 PM

my receptiveness is completely apathetic, how shocking right?

shortz 10-07-2010 06:44 PM

One thing I hate when introducing myself to people, is when I go to shake their hand and they don't have a firm handshake. It's like wtf, why even bother?

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:44 PM

Exotic filthy mongrel dogs
Fettered to failure
By a flawed genome


With laziness indelible and inherent
The pitch brutes lived
At the end of the whip

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:44 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbRKpvQm4I&feature=related[/url]

dude has the pipes

adb 10-07-2010 06:46 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18215153]One thing I hate when introducing myself to people, is when I go to shake their hand and they don't have a firm handshake. It's like wtf, why even bother?[/QUOTE]

i don't like handshakes personally, I find them a stupid cultural norm

like why do I need to grasp my hand w/ you? Is there any sort of reasoning? It's like oooohhhhh we shook hands we have an unbreakable bond now man

swaginator 10-07-2010 06:46 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSYhd787FjQ[/url]

looool

Meatplow 10-07-2010 06:47 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18215152]my receptiveness is completely apathetic, how shocking right?[/QUOTE]

I just hate when I make some effort to show confidence and respect for the other person and they just stare at you or mumble something in return

it's like wtf do I have shit on my forehead or something

RouteOne 10-07-2010 06:48 PM

[quote=swaginator;18215159][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSYhd787FjQ[/url]

looool[/quote]
lol thats pretty good

shortz 10-07-2010 06:49 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18215158]i don't like handshakes personally, I find them a stupid cultural norm

like why do I need to grasp my hand w/ you? Is there any sort of reasoning? It's like oooohhhhh we shook hands we have an unbreakable bond now man[/QUOTE]

Well I wouldn't take it to that extreme, but one could say the same for introducing yourself, really. Not like you're going to see the person again (I guess depending on the situation), I guess it's just I dunno, a part of the process?


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