[QUOTE=Vitriolic Rage]Seriously?

I'll give you an idea of what's happened.
An mxer name apromisingyear once made a thread saying that he was going to produce and distribute 30,000 CDs of music he'd written.
People didn't like his music and laughed at him.

Then he made a thread about him proposing to his Indian girlfriend.
People laughed at him.

Eggo decided to make a collection of all the hilarious threads APY had made, and that is how this thread came into existance.[/QUOTE]

Yeah well I'm not here very often anymore.

Thanks :thumb:

I'm hungry right now!

















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So hungry I could eat [b]30,000[/b] burgers!

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]
So hungry I could eat [b]30,000[/b] burgers![/QUOTE]


He's hungry!

halleluja

[QUOTE=Tiger]He's hungry![/QUOTE]

How much would it cost to mass produce 30,000 hamburgers?

[QUOTE=Cecillianne]do all malaysians use excessive periods like you?[/QUOTE]

nah, its just an old habit.............how did you know i'm malaysian?

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]How much would it cost to mass produce 30,000 hamburgers?[/QUOTE]


I'm not sure, but if you have contacts all over the world like apromising year has then moving them on should be no problem ;)

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]How much would it cost to mass produce 30,000 hamburgers?[/QUOTE]


You know as well as I do that it depends on the quality of the final product.


Do we want delicious angus beef, or soy?

Frank used to wank
Now he's got a skank
Asked for some waffles
Got some chocolate truffles
Mexicans don't eat those
They can barely afford clothes
Frank smacked his bitch across the face
And put in the new record by Mase
He danced his troubles away
Now he is gay
And Mexican

[QUOTE=Tiger]You know as well as I do that it depends on the quality of the final product.


Do we want delicious angus beef, or soy?[/QUOTE]

ACDC beef.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Frank used to wank
Now he's got a skank
Asked for some waffles
Got some chocolate truffles
Mexicans don't eat those
They can barely afford clothes
Frank smacked his bitch across the face
And put in the new record by Mase
He danced his troubles away
Now he is gay
And Mexican[/QUOTE]
That was beautiful.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Frank used to wank
Now he's got a skank
Asked for some waffles
Got some chocolate truffles
Mexicans don't eat those
They can barely afford clothes
Frank smacked his bitch across the face
And put in the new record by Mase
He danced his troubles away
Now he is gay
And Mexican[/QUOTE]

Good rhymes

Say, do you think APY and his beloved Jessica are making love on top of 30,000 blank CD Rs right now?

[QUOTE=Vitriolic Rage]Say, do you think APY and his beloved Jessica are making love on top of 30,000 blank CD Rs right now?[/QUOTE]

No, because they're not blank.

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]No, because they're not blank.[/QUOTE]
So he's actually burned 30,000?

[QUOTE=Vitriolic Rage]So he's actually burned 30,000?[/QUOTE]

Well, if he's definitely going to sell them all, why not?

[QUOTE=Vitriolic Rage]So he's actually burned 30,000?[/QUOTE]

no, despite repeatdly refusing to accept he was wrong, he never did his whole 30 000 CD burns.

[QUOTE=moaner]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Seriously...Those two are comedy geniuses.

ooh, jimmybowels, idea for the film name:



[FONT=Impact][SIZE=7][CENTER]
30,000 DEGREE BURNS[/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]





whatd'ya think?

[QUOTE=moaner]ooh, jimmybowels, idea for the film name:



[FONT=Impact][SIZE=7][CENTER]
30,000 DEGREE BURNS[/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]





whatd'ya think?[/QUOTE]

Not bad, but I'm retired from the movie preview game on here, unless there's enough demand for it.

[QUOTE=moaner]ooh, jimmybowels, idea for the film name:



[FONT=Impact][SIZE=7][CENTER]
30,000 DEGREE BURNS[/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]





whatd'ya think?[/QUOTE]
Awesome.
Will it have black midgets wth red afros on pogo sticks eating KFC and singing Bohemian Rhapsody backwards?

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]Not bad, but I'm retired from the movie preview game on here, unless there's enough demand for it.[/QUOTE]

/demand

One more person, and I'll write a preview for it and record it.

I would like to experience this, John :-*

Alrighty.

I'll write it and record it now. It'll be a few minutes.

Future genereations will derive hours of entertainment from this, and related, threads. I vote Eggo for king of the internet.

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]Alrighty.

I'll write it and record it now. It'll be a few minutes.[/QUOTE]

The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url]

egg ho

what is your last.fm account?

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol:

The plotline is awful but i was still laughing hard...

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
I love it, and I love this thread.

30,000 kids in a pickup truck...?

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
:lol:
It was alright.

frank the tank \m/

I love the trailer........

[QUOTE=Mats]egg ho

what is your last.fm account?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.last.fm/user/eggothewaffle/[/url]

Oh my god. This is the most amusing guy ever.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Frank used to wank
Now he's got a skank
Asked for some waffles
Got some chocolate truffles
Mexicans don't eat those
They can barely afford clothes
Frank smacked his bitch across the face
And put in the new record by Mase
He danced his troubles away
Now he is gay
And Mexican[/QUOTE]


One word...AMAZING

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: You should've included some of his music :lol:

[QUOTE=jimmybowels]The storyline is sh[b][i][/i][/b]itty. :upset:

[url]http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/30000degreeburns.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
Hahaha.... Oh d[SIZE=2]a[/SIZE]mn... :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]30,000 CDs... What the f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]ck was he thinking?[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:

I love how in the classifieds:

The amount of bands he has played in changes
The musicians he "has" constantly change
He asks for musicians... but he's doing a solo project... with MIDI :lol:

This guy cracks me up so much

Much love to Eggo for compiling this