idc if you post here jared just stop being so hostile mannnn

[QUOTE=illmitch;18515047]"he is who he is" - ke$ha[/QUOTE]

"You have to the count of zero to put your pants back on and apologize to the president... and that's how I was elected to the Parliament of Uzbekistan.

[I]Dance[/I]."
-Ke$ha.

mavs okc game is over, one less reason to procrastinate on this paper

lol bitchfork that video rules

My mom was surprised that she even knew that Uzbekistan was a country when she first saw it.

I told her that Ke$ha's alarmingly intelligent/talented, in despite of the whole "Deep Thoughts With Ke$ha"-esque vids.

Speaking of...

[I]I just want to get a van and sleep with as many men as I can before I contract herpes; oh wait I already have herpes. Joke's on everyone else.[/I]

fuck yes just got [I]Beowulf[/I] in the mail

fuck yes

but fuck james van der beek with a stick i hate him so fucking much

the epic poem?!?

[QUOTE=illmitch;18515060]the epic poem?!?[/QUOTE]

I did

bought it for $8 for the hell of it

i just got a hand-knit e.e. cummings pillow in the mail

fuck yeah

old english poetry is the shit

i had to read that in 11th grade for honors english

it was boring

epic poetry is awesome

id rather read greek and latin poetry than a lot of modern literature

i've only seen its many movie incarnations

the one with Christopher Lambert was the funniest

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YpPPFQ6RAc[/url]

[QUOTE=illmitch;18515070]epic poetry is awesome

id rather read greek and latin poetry than a lot of modern literature[/QUOTE]


(((ur hipster is showing)))

i was into zeus before cronos threw him up

me and sam are tthe least hipster posters in r&m

i liked athena better when she was called pallas

i thought helen was beautiful before she was abducted by paris

and I have a tumblr

i liked odysseus better when he was just son of laertes

laertes is pretty chill my uncle knwos him

cool I get a $280 refund off the government

hades is my favorite god because he's so underground

[QUOTE=illmitch;18515040]really though who are you[/QUOTE]

someone who was a reg in here before you even knew about mx bisch

[QUOTE=Haz;18515089]cool I get a $280 refund off the government[/QUOTE]

i had to pay like an extra $200 this year it sucked pimply balls

mitch were u here when mx was hacked

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18515093]someone who was a reg in here before you even knew about mx bisch[/QUOTE]

does that make ur peen hard

@adb you mean when logging onto the forums caused your account to spam pictures of a dudes cut open sac or whatever

idr if that was the one im talking about but w/e

wasnt there a time when there were like 8 billion accounts generated at once and also when everyones avatar got screwed up somehow and ikik is the only one who still has his avatar from that

ye thats the 1