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Deth 04-27-2011 11:10 PM

realizing I'm going to earn the hourly equivalent of $40,000 a year at least this summer while living at home is pretty lol

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:12 PM

yeah it is

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:16 PM

Hmm, interesting; I don't get that I guess because I mean hell if some girl asked me to fuck her for money I probably wouldn't deny it, but maybe it's because my sexuality is the minority in that case and I really don't have to worried abuot being called straight.

blockhead 04-27-2011 11:19 PM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18495009]On the other hand would you let a guy pay you to suck you off?[/QUOTE]

how much money are we talking

Deth 04-27-2011 11:21 PM

that's the reasonable answer imo

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:23 PM

Let's say that it's just you two who know about it afterwards and you don't catch an STD from it (because that would be my concern going into something like this) and you get paid er... $250-$300 upfront in cash to let him suck you off and you choose how he dispsoses of your ejaculate.

Meanwhile you can crack a beer, close your eyes and pretend he's that one red-head from Mad Men.

blockhead 04-27-2011 11:24 PM

could i slam a bag before hand so i could nod off and ignore it

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:24 PM

oh and sam you can be completely high off your ass if that influences your decision.

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:25 PM

lol we were thinking the same thing.

blockhead 04-27-2011 11:26 PM

yeah i might be willing to do that

i would have to think about it some more before making a final decision but i would definitely consider it

Deth 04-27-2011 11:26 PM

I think his answer is a responsible and honest one

you can't expect people to put an exact amount on it, but understand circumstances and negotiate

I question anyone who says they wouldn't for any sum, and have had this conversation with them

blockhead 04-27-2011 11:29 PM

lol yeah people like to act like they would never do any thing the least bit undignified they think the world should be served to them on a silver platter.

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:29 PM

I don't see why you wouldn't if you're high enough that you probably won't be cognizent of it being a guy and hey a bj is a bj, esp. if there's money involved and there's no possible way that you get accused of being gay since no one knows. I think if someone actually did that to you in real life, esp. if you were high, you would do it.

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:30 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18495031]lol yeah people like to act like they would never do any thing the least bit undignified they think the world should be served to them on a silver platter.[/QUOTE]

That's what I like about you, despite the fact that we disagree a lot, I'm never getting cut-around-the-bush Sam, I'm getting up front and center Sam without any of the bullshit that so many people seem to carry with them.

blockhead 04-27-2011 11:30 PM

i'm not worried about people thinking i'm gay. it's just that i would feel kind of scummy selling my body for drug money which is what i would be doing

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:32 PM

The sad part is that if I did drugs more than I do I probably would do that quite often.

TimJim 04-27-2011 11:34 PM

tbh when you guys talk about shooting up i get nauseus :x

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:35 PM

I'm actually not bothered by people who are prostitutes at all because I feel in actuality an overwhelming majority of us have those thoughts and that some people act them out because they have no other financial options in their situation.

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:37 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18495039]tbh when you guys talk about shooting up i get nauseus :x[/QUOTE]

I've seen people shoot meth into the webbing between their toes so nothing like that bothers me anymore it seems like. I think I would be disgusted by people sharing needles though because it's common knowledge that it's really easy to catch HIV from that shit, and getting HIV is a great fear of mine.

TimJim 04-27-2011 11:48 PM

ugh the "benefits" do not outweigh the risks at all for IV drug use

gross

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:51 PM

i also hope i don't ever succumb to using them but whatever i don't live sam's life so i can't make decisions for him

illmitch 04-27-2011 11:51 PM

i have little to no interest in doing any drugs besides alcohol

Bitchfork 04-27-2011 11:53 PM

i still hold the belief that we should all do lsd before death

Anglachel 04-27-2011 11:59 PM

naw just do shrooms

TimJim 04-28-2011 12:04 AM

do DMT

Angmar 04-28-2011 12:09 AM

I'd rather do shrooms or acid than DMT.

TimJim 04-28-2011 12:13 AM

acid will give you flash backs and can fuck you up permanently

DMT gives you a trip that lasts for a few minutes, feels like hours and hours, and to my knowledge doesnt show up on drug screens plus it's sorta natural

TimJim 04-28-2011 12:19 AM

ah crap i accidentally bought an IDE dvd drive instead of a sata dvd drive

good thing i have to go to microcenter tmrw anyways, terrified of putting the CPU in and need some thermal compound

illmitch 04-28-2011 12:30 AM

doin hw and drinkin franzia

thinwhiteduke 04-28-2011 12:43 AM

i mean id suck a dudes dick to have superpowers or be president or something like that easily but for cash value it would have to be an obscene amount of money

id make out with a dude for like 100 but that's a different story


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