last time i had a milkshake was last year on Halloween night

went to in n out w/ azn girl

wish I had something to do this Halloween

I think the term blended would be a lot better to use over "melted" ice cream lets be honest here.

steve u need to watch jim gaffigan

yeah you don't melt it there's just a big metal thing that goes nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng and stirs it up really fast

yeah that expedites the process nicely but the person who invented milkshakes prob just had slightly melted ice cream and but it in a cup and drank it w/ a straw (if straws were invented first)

[QUOTE=adb;18228900]steve u need to watch jim gaffigan[/QUOTE]


I've seen him a few times.

if you look up "young girls" on google images it recommends searching "really young girls"

[QUOTE=Angmar;18228910]I've seen him a few times.[/QUOTE]

then u should've caught the reference

and to drink I'll have...[I]MELTED ICE CREAM [/I]

if you look up "young school girls" on google images it recommends "high school girls locker room"

is this like a fucking set up

[QUOTE=adb;18228917]then u should've caught the reference

and to drink I'll have...[I]MELTED ICE CREAM [/I][/QUOTE]


I don't know if I've seen all his stuff and I certainly don't remember every line!

almost every stand up comedian known to man is a corny immature son of a bitch

theres like a 1 percent that isnt

jim gaffigan sucks

Eddie Izzard And George Carlin ftw.

whos that guy that sleeps on the couch in Half Baked

adbs about to rage

My dog had diarrhoea when I walked him this afternoon and just a minute ago he threw up. :\

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18228913]if you look up "young girls" on google images it recommends searching "really young girls"[/QUOTE]

The po po are gonna smash through your door any second dude. Better haul ass!

gotta go to court tomorrow with this stupid black eye and they're just gonna give me another trial a month later on into eturnity

[QUOTE=Angmar;18228929]Eddie Izzard And George Carlin ftw.[/QUOTE]

yeahuh

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What's going on here?

allleeeeennnnnnnnnn

Tired as fuck.

Gonna go et some sleep.

sup bros

nm got back from the gym got my swole swag on you know

gunna watch some jersey shore lol

keep finding fries on my floor from when I accidentally flipped my hip hop fish and chicken on friday

[QUOTE=Deth;18229142]keep finding fries on my floor from when I accidentally flipped my [B]hip hop fish[/B] and chicken on friday[/QUOTE]

uhh

its a really jank black place that I went to with a chick at like 11 at night and it was pretty fun tbh

messaged back what might be the coolest girl on the internet

idk if i've mentioned her but basically she has the same opinions as me in pretty much everything

she doesn't have fb so she's sending me a pic of her, if she's just one of you guys trolling the fuck out of me I applaud your effort to go beyond that of any mortal troll

haha

rofl if only I was as forward thinking as that