[quote=karmapavementplan;17396589]Already been done, old bean. Saw a song where some girl was blowing 4 guys and each guy she blew had a different pitch.[/quote]

Ah well, maybe we'll just make an amateur pornopera and try to sell it to Vivid.

That's the spirit. Even if it's amateur, please get a professional cameraman - nothing worse than amateur prawn camera work.

Except Blair Witch Project... or is that too dated a reference? How about Cloverfield, that's what you young kids watch, isn't it?

[quote=karmapavementplan;17396627]That's the spirit. Even if it's amateur, please get a professional cameraman - nothing worse than amateur prawn camera work.

Except Blair Witch Project... or is that too dated a reference? How about Cloverfield, that's what you young kids watch, isn't it?[/quote]

What's Cloverfield?

And I like the Reality Kings / Bang Bros style of amateur camera work.

I did want to shoot the sex scene with a highspeed camera though.

So I'm seeing a girl, and all is fine. But I just got back in touch with someone I used to go out with a few years ago. Not seen her for 2/3 years. And I realised I like her more ¬_¬

[quote=fatbandit;17396748]So I'm seeing a girl, and all is fine. But I just got back in touch with someone I used to go out with a few years ago. Not seen her for 2/3 years. And I realised I like her more ¬_¬[/quote]

Are you confusing love/lust?

No. I don't love either of them.

[quote=fatbandit;17396769]No. I don't love either of them.[/quote]

Okay, "love" is too strong of a word. Are they legit feelings toward either girl, or are they lustful?

You owe it to the girl you're currently seeing to continue seeing her for a bit longer as the feelings toward girl #2 are likely temporary. If you still feel that way about girl #2, be honest and sincere about it to girl #1.

There's nothing wrong with girl #1. I just like girl #2 more. But she already dumped my a[size=2]s[/size]s once, hah. Leaving #1 for #2 then ending up with neither would be total lame.

There's no easy way round it except to play it by ear I think really.

[quote=fatbandit;17396808]There's no easy way round it except to play it by ear I think really.[/quote]

Yep. That's my usual approach to women, music, and cooking.

Keep doing #1, find out if you can do #2, if you can, do them both, if you can't, stay with #1.

*Shrugs*.

Seems to be how the world works.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17397228]Keep doing #1, find out if you can do #2, if you can, do them both, if you can't, stay with #1.

*Shrugs*.

Seems to be how the world works.[/QUOTE]

sounds like pretty sound advice to me.

I know it sounds horrible but you may as well do it to the world before the world does it to you.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17397342]I know it sounds horrible but you may as well do it to the world before the world does it to you.[/QUOTE]

That's not horrible; it's true.

[QUOTE=fatbandit;17396808]There's nothing wrong with girl #1. I just like girl #2 more. But she already dumped my a[size=2]s[/size]s once, hah. Leaving #1 for #2 then ending up with neither would be total lame.

There's no easy way round it except to play it by ear I think really.[/QUOTE]

Why is this a problem?

Personally, if I don't like the girl I'm with - I leave them. There are a billion others ready to take their place, it isn't hard to find. And even then, it's not like I "need" a woman in my life at all times. Absolutely not.

If #2 has dumped you already, you simply do not go back. It is that simple. Never do that under any circumstances. If you do that you are weak, pathetic, and childish. Women do not respond to or like that kind of behavior. They respect strength and integrity.

Your integrity and self-worth are all you really have in this world. Keep them before and above all else.

Yeah going back to someone who dumped you is 99% of the time a bad move. What makes it even worse is if you're the one asking to be taken back as opposed to them weeping over a mistake.

That's what my most recent ex is like, she ran off back to her old boyfriend because she didn't realise he was a douchebag and now expects me to be waiting with open arms when it all goes to ****.

Don't think so.

Yeah no. Absolutely not. There are enough weak men in this world. We don't need more.

F[size=2]ucking[/size] her once more is cool, though.

Nope, make her beg then tell her to **** off. Infinitely more satisfying.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17397900]Nope, make her beg then tell her to **** off. Infinitely more satisfying.[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah, this :smash:

[QUOTE=gaslight;17397900]Nope, make her beg then tell her to **** off. Infinitely more satisfying.[/QUOTE]

gaslight dropping in for the win right here.

Between the three of us... we could give someone the illusion of being a fully functioning human being!

/bastardised Seinfeld quotes

[quote=funkyhoney;17397988]Between the three of us... we could give someone the illusion of being a fully functioning human being!

/bastardised Seinfeld quotes[/quote]

Yes, right up until this post.

Now you could barely pass for half of a Kramer.

need new job

monster.com






need new FX pedals and power supply

Don't start buying pedals. Its just a slippery slope :/

lol i miss all my pedals

then i realize no i dont

I have far too many. But I wouldn't want to cut them down and economise. I'd want to get rid of all of them or none of them.

nah i actually do miss them. the whammy the most, probably. I used it one last time on a song i recently did called prototype, then ditched it.

The only effect I ever regularly used on my multi-effects was reverb.

you're not a NIN ripoff though ben i need all the electronics i can get