[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18219475]genitalia talk[/QUOTE]
Ah, you're balls, sup? [QUOTE=witchxrapist;18219476]Woke up at 4, went to bed at 9 tho. Weekend was good, getting over some cold or whatnot though so my voice was mad shot at band practice today, now I'm coughing up tons of awesome shit though.[/QUOTE] That's shitty - drink some oj? |
yeah i coughed up some thing brownish gray earlier i wasn't amused
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Too much drugs :p
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i dont do drugs its probably the menthols
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ull get used to it my son
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lol menthols
fuck i'm horny I neeeeeeeeeeed gratification, too many cute girls in my class distracting me without their knowledge |
jack off in class
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[QUOTE=shortz;18219478]That's shitty - drink some oj?[/QUOTE]
nah dawg, green tea yo |
it's difficult to orchestrate
I have been known to have toilet breaks and furiously masturbate just cause my mind keeps going on one track and I can't concentrate |
ioi i did that at my new job once
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yeah when I was working at KFC it was fucking slow one day so I went into the toilet for like 30 minutes and pleasured myself
came back nobody seemed to have noticed I was gone, manager just sits on the computer playing pinball |
ioi
nothing feels better than getting paid to take a shit and masturbate aka give ur self a blumpkin |
lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back
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My one friend used to do heroin in the bathrooms when we were on grill line at Friendly's, that sucked dicks. He'd fuck up huge rushes because he'd be nodding out on der toilet. One time he left like a g-bag of dope in the bathroom, fail.
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pretty much always masturbated at school in class from like kindegarten on
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[QUOTE=aria;18219503]lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back[/QUOTE]
lol yeah I had to train myself to do it standing up, feels so fucking good just to stand their and shoot projectile jizz all over the carpet |
uhhhh
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blowing loads is manly
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what you guys know about this steel reserve ima glug glug glurble glop?
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[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18219496]nah dawg, green tea yo[/QUOTE]
Ah, the drink of champions and lulz at current topic haha |
yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good
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Yeah, this shit sooth my throat like mad, and then this Steel gonna put me back to sleep.
edit: lol ben |
same i get some good distance if i build up
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if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out
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they sorta do for me but you just kinda learn to relax your muscles and go with it
[QUOTE=aria;18219516]yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good[/QUOTE] ya I hate those false alarms |
[QUOTE=aria;18219519]if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out[/QUOTE]
Haha, I don't know why but I found this amusing. |
when your legs start to buckle you know its coming
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u know its cumming
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lol i might have a try tonight a while ago i was trying to learn left handed but gave up it was so hard
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Ambidextrous ftw
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