Adopt a newbie?

[Permanentlyskaed]

Ive seen this done quite well on another message board. All of us who have been around for a while and know what we're talking about 'adopt' a new kid, show them the ropes and try to stop them creating 20 'mtv sucks' posts.

Yes/no, bad idea?

[syrUsbilt]

yes good idea! i call the stupid one....??? oh wait thats all of them hehehe.

[ross89]

yea i like this idea, show them the ropes and create an army of ross89's mowhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha

[lynch_me]

Thats muahahahahha

[Jagu17]

can i show someone around......they will automatically become a badass

[asdf]

someone adopt me! even though i basically get the whole idea of a forum and won't make any dumbass threads...



adopt me!

[dkpinhead]

I could make an army of dks to counteract Ross's army.

[LuncHBox71]

i got dibs on the first moron that doesnt read the rules and creates another "anarchy" thread.

[TeleJon]

my army would kill all you little fucks, and then tell you to eat a dick.

how long do you have to be here until your your not a newb anymore?

[throughbeingcool]

I can see that the fascist dictators and war mongers in us all are coming out. I think its a great idea, but how would we organize it?

[dkpinhead]

I think your good Jon, you've been here long enough.

[LuncHBox71]

really....like, what's the unofficial time limit to go from "newb" to "regular poster" to "OG" ?....and where am i? lol

[Griffin_Page]

It's not a time limit, its simply when you learn to not make idiotic posts and dont make idiotic threads.

[spounge]

i cant help idiocy i'm an ass.
: pulls out a molotov cocktail from his jacket:
: tries to find some matches:
bring it jon.

i want to be adopted. being a newbie kicks ass

[LuncHBox71]

idiotic posts? crap. im still a newb, then...

[SiEbAdN]

I adopt Stu and myself...so we can have lots of fun....

[luckythedonkey33]

Ooooh...i want to be adopted. I'll try not to make any stupid post...besides this one:upset: .

[Half Way To 0]

I'll adopt you lucky. You'll need to provide me with 37 mines and an army of midget pirates for me to accept you though.

[dkpinhead]

Originally posted by SiEbAdN
I adopt Stu and myself...so we can have lots of fun.... :naughty:

[JmE]

Those lazy newbies should adopt something themselves, like this thread for instance. (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83775)

[EmotionSickness]

i dont know if i need to be adopted or not, i know the gist of the whole message board thing and i dont think im pissing anyone off, so i think im doing just fine on my own

[luckythedonkey33]

Ok half way, its a deal. But the amount of midgets I have would make a pretty lame army. Maybe you could start a crappy , overpirced fast-food chain instead. :cool:

[spounge]

i'm bored with my molotovs. i'm a newbie. i dont see how anyone "adopting" me would help make me less annoying. i'm not going to post any threads about mtv or the status of punk or anarchy, thats stupid. we do, however need to do something about super-noobs, and not older-noobs like myself. handling assholes like me would be too hard.

[oxymoron]

So am I a newb?

[Alley McSqueal]

Of course you are Oxy. Pfft. Lol

[applesmagoo]

Please adopt me. I am just a poor noob that needs a home.

[Alley McSqueal]

mmm,Youre too ugly. I want a good looking newb..

Hahahha

[syrUsbilt]

Originally posted by oxymoron
So am I a newb?

dewd! stoopid question N000000b!!!!!!:lol:

[syrUsbilt]

instead of adopting a newb lets just find partners and make sweet sweet love to them...

[Minor Trout]

I've only been here for about 3 and a half months. But, i've never even made a thread.:D

[syrUsbilt]

I havent made that many. The ones i do either get like 4 responses or 10 pages (e.g. my stormfront thread, wish thread)

[EmotionSickness]

Originally posted by syrUsbilt
instead of adopting a newb lets just find partners and make sweet sweet love to them...

im up for that.......

[TeleJon]

i bet i havnt made more than 10 threads since ive been here

[Im_off_to_never_never_land]

Some one adopt me! Im lonely.......

[Je$ter]

wouldnt you eventually get annoyed of said noob?
instead of posting there ideas theyd talk to you about them.

[Permanentlyskaed]

This would require co-operation from the moderators, and...i dunno any ideas on how to go about this?

Is Jme behind this or not?

[Kithkin]

Originally posted by JmE
Those lazy newbies should adopt something themselves, like this thread for instance. (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83775)

Hey JmE, Feel free to add anything you want to that. Like Contact info and personal rules and whatnot.

I have no idea how this would work. Either you know how to behave yourself or you dont.

[applesmagoo]

Originally posted by OPERATIONrancid
mmm,Youre too ugly. I want a good looking newb..

Hahahha

Wow, that hurts.

[dkpinhead]

Originally posted by syrUsbilt
I havent made that many. The ones i do either get like 4 responses or 10 pages (e.g. my stormfront thread, wish thread) I start music related threads and I get like 10 responses, and every other one is me.

[Robert Rotten]

Originally posted by Im_off_to_never_never_land
Some one adopt me! Im lonely.......

I'll adopt you.

But I warn you. I beat my newbies.

[syrUsbilt]

Originally posted by dkpinhead
I start music related threads and I get like 10 responses, and every other one is me.

i'd say most of my posts are spam. every time i make a good music post i get


"yeah, they're ok i guess"

"dewd ur a ****** pozer! lol dey arent punX!"

"i like this song "XXXXXXXXXX"

"dude i hate fritos they taste like absolute shit!"

"fritos pwn"

"shut up"


etc...